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| <title>Just For Kids -Have A Laugh</title> | |
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| <td WIDTH="100" VALIGN="TOP"><p ALIGN="CENTER"><img SRC="smshield.gif" ALIGN="BOTTOM" ALT="Just For Kids" BORDER="0" WIDTH="150" HEIGHT="111"></p> | |
| <p ALIGN="CENTER">Just For Kids</p> | |
| <p ALIGN="CENTER"><a href="Default.htm">Back to The Credit Valley Hospital Home Page</a></td> | |
| <td VALIGN="TOP"><h5 ALIGN="CENTER">The Credit Valley Hospital</h5> | |
| <p ALIGN="CENTER"><font SIZE="7" COLOR="#001058">Have A Laugh</font></p> | |
| <p><b>Here Are Some Jokes You Can Tell Your Fellow Patients When You Are Visiting</b></p> | |
| <p><img align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" hspace="10" SRC="happy.gif" WIDTH="141" HEIGHT="141"> <i>Knock, | |
| knock.</i><br> | |
| Who's there?<br> | |
| <i>Isabelle.</i><br> | |
| Isabelle who?<br> | |
| <i>Isabelle the way to call the nurse?</i></p> | |
| <p><i>Knock, knock.</i><br> | |
| Who's there?<br> | |
| <i>Lettuce.</i><br> | |
| Lettuce who?<br> | |
| <i>Lettuce see your tongue!</i></p> | |
| <p><i>What do you call a sick alligator?</i><br> | |
| An illigator!</p> | |
| <p><i>Where do you send a sick pony?</i><br> | |
| To the horse-pital.</p> | |
| <p><i>Knock, knock.</i><br> | |
| Who's there?<br> | |
| <i>Arthur</i><br> | |
| Arthur who?<br> | |
| <i>Arthur Mometer is broken.</i></p> | |
| <p><i>How did the sick kids get to the hospital?</i><br> | |
| They flu!</p> | |
| <p><i>What's the difference between a hill and a pill?</i><br> | |
| One is hard to get up and the other is hard to get down.</p> | |
| <b><p ALIGN="CENTER"></b><font SIZE="2"><a HREF="atcvh.htm">What Happens At The Hospital?</a> | |
| | <a HREF="games.htm">Games</a> | <a HREF="parents.htm">Just For Parents</a></font><b> </b>|<a href="articles/suitcase.htm"><font SIZE="2"> The Travelling Suitcase</font></a><b></p> | |
| <p><font SIZE="2"><i>Copyright © The Credit Valley Hospital</i></font> </b></td> | |
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