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| <html><head><title>Welcome to the 911 Emergency System for Chicago.</title></head> | |
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| <h2>911 - can i help you?</h2> | |
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| <h2>Welcome to the 911 Emergency System for Chicago.</h3> | |
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| <b>The following is an exerpt from my last fone call<br> | |
| with the Emergency Operator in Chicago.<br> | |
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| Operator: 911. Whats your emergency?<br> | |
| acidk|own: Help!! HElp!! aHWwhhwwW!!!<br> | |
| Operator: What is your emergency?<br> | |
| acidk|own: **panting**<br> | |
| acidk|own: I just went to the b0z0 sh0w and somethin TERRIBLE happened!!<br> | |
| Operator: What ?!!?¿??<br> | |
| acidk|own: it was him!! b0z0 the kl0wn.<br> | |
| Operator: **confused**<br> | |
| acidk|own: i went to the b0z0 sh0w in chicago and after the sh0w, <br> | |
| b0z0 said i had won a "special" prize. i was thrilled...so he told me to cum<br> | |
| to the back room where he put on his make up and fixed his hair. So i<br> | |
| followed him to this basement. then he shut the door behind me and told me<br> | |
| to play with his WaNg WaNg. I was terrified. this wasn't the b0z0 the kl0wn<br> | |
| i knew as a child. He tricked me at first and said it was a magikal whistle<br> | |
| that i had to blow into. so i blew it a few times but it went tooo far down<br> | |
| my throat. and it kinda GaGGeD m3. I was gaggin and then this "magik"<br> | |
| whistle sh0t some sorta chl0rinE type fluid down my esophagus. i thought<br> | |
| everythin he told me was the truth...until after i took this "whistle" outta<br> | |
| my mouth...all the make up came off and i could tell i wasn't suckin on a <br> | |
| Whistle! I was suckin on a PHaT mutha Fuckin Cl0wN PeNis. <br> | |
| Operator: uh huh.<br> | |
| acidk|own: but i tried runnin. but it was no use. he tied me up and fondled<br> | |
| my anal hole and had his way with me.<br> | |
| Operator: Where are you at now?<br> | |
| acidk|own: In the bathroom on the second fl00r. after he played with me for<br> | |
| 4 hours he was exhausted. and i was so wet and soggy i was able to slip <br> | |
| outta the ropes he tied me up with. <br> | |
| Operator: i am sendin some officers over there right now.<br> | |
| acidklown: Thank YOU!!!<br> | |
| Operator: Just stay on the line.<br> | |
| acidk|own: Ok...So is there anything i can.....<br> | |
| b0z0: What the FUCK!!!!!!!<br> | |
| b0z0: You little fuck! cum over to daddy! | |
| acidk|own: aHHHHHHH!!!!!<br> | |
| Operator: Hello?<br> | |
| b0z0: hey babe. everythings cool over here. i can h00k yu up with some <br> | |
| autographed pics of me nude and i'll send ya some tickets to the sh0w...<br> | |
| just pretend this never happened.<br> | |
| Operator: What!??<br> | |
| b0z0: cum see me tomorrow. and wear somethin sexy.<br> | |
| b0z0: bye.<br> | |
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| <center><h3><b>And what happened to acidk|own?</b></h3></center> | |
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| Well...hes out haCkin unheard domains and playin with himself all day.<br> | |
| and now he wantz revenge! hes gonna w00t the WeRld one of these days...<br> | |
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| <center>send nude pics 0f b0z0 to: <a href="mailto:acidklown@mail.com">acidklown</a> (he never said he didn't like his experience!)</center> | |
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| Sh0utz t0:<br> | |
| <li> attrition.org - postin/puttin up with my shit<br> | |
| <li> McIntyre - Emails me everyday!!<br> | |
| <li> K33bl3r 3lv3s - i luv y0u<br> | |
| <li> Ken Williams - my fuckin idol<br> | |
| <li> HNN - updates me<br> | |
| <li> Cyber-Strike & xHostile - eweet to the b0ne<br> | |
| <li> l0pht - gawd you guys inspire me<br> | |
| <li> Raw Data Crew - my own little s0metan s0metan<br> | |
| <li> PSS + Securify - i like the old format better but ...<br> | |
| <li> r00tsh3ll - luv ya but yur site is outdated @ the moment<br> | |
| <li> 2600 / ¿c0m0 3st4s 3mm4nu3l?<br> | |
| <li> Lauren - a 19 yr old i wanna have m4d s3x0r with.<br> | |
| <li> Morlaith - a trew friend<br> | |
| <li> PHC - don't fuq wit them<br> | |
| <li> fuqrag - still hackin for the cristin bitch?<br> | |
| <li> gH/mosthated - respect<br> | |
| <li> vent / l7 - you got skill, what else can i say?<br> | |
| <li> i.c.p. - y0 mikey, why don't yu ever reply? i wannA j0in the p0sse.<br> | |
| <li> foneloozers 0f america - Taught me the basics to <br> | |
| FuCkin my Ma - (Bell)<br> | |
| <br> | |
| and all th0s3 sKr1p7-k1dd13z i ferg0t. i lUv YeW 2. | |
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| Old Index Here: | |
| <a href="index.bak">index.bak</a><br> | |
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