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<h2>911 - can i help you?</h2>
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<h2>Welcome to the 911 Emergency System for Chicago.</h3>
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<b>The following is an exerpt from my last fone call<br>
with the Emergency Operator in Chicago.<br>
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Operator: 911. Whats your emergency?<br>
acidk|own: Help!! HElp!! aHWwhhwwW!!!<br>
Operator: What is your emergency?<br>
acidk|own: **panting**<br>
acidk|own: I just went to the b0z0 sh0w and somethin TERRIBLE happened!!<br>
Operator: What ?!!?¿??<br>
acidk|own: it was him!! b0z0 the kl0wn.<br>
Operator: **confused**<br>
acidk|own: i went to the b0z0 sh0w in chicago and after the sh0w, <br>
b0z0 said i had won a "special" prize. i was thrilled...so he told me to cum<br>
to the back room where he put on his make up and fixed his hair. So i<br>
followed him to this basement. then he shut the door behind me and told me<br>
to play with his WaNg WaNg. I was terrified. this wasn't the b0z0 the kl0wn<br>
i knew as a child. He tricked me at first and said it was a magikal whistle<br>
that i had to blow into. so i blew it a few times but it went tooo far down<br>
my throat. and it kinda GaGGeD m3. I was gaggin and then this "magik"<br>
whistle sh0t some sorta chl0rinE type fluid down my esophagus. i thought<br>
everythin he told me was the truth...until after i took this "whistle" outta<br>
my mouth...all the make up came off and i could tell i wasn't suckin on a <br>
Whistle! I was suckin on a PHaT mutha Fuckin Cl0wN PeNis. <br>
Operator: uh huh.<br>
acidk|own: but i tried runnin. but it was no use. he tied me up and fondled<br>
my anal hole and had his way with me.<br>
Operator: Where are you at now?<br>
acidk|own: In the bathroom on the second fl00r. after he played with me for<br>
4 hours he was exhausted. and i was so wet and soggy i was able to slip <br>
outta the ropes he tied me up with. <br>
Operator: i am sendin some officers over there right now.<br>
acidklown: Thank YOU!!!<br>
Operator: Just stay on the line.<br>
acidk|own: Ok...So is there anything i can.....<br>
b0z0: What the FUCK!!!!!!!<br>
b0z0: You little fuck! cum over to daddy!
acidk|own: aHHHHHHH!!!!!<br>
Operator: Hello?<br>
b0z0: hey babe. everythings cool over here. i can h00k yu up with some <br>
autographed pics of me nude and i'll send ya some tickets to the sh0w...<br>
just pretend this never happened.<br>
Operator: What!??<br>
b0z0: cum see me tomorrow. and wear somethin sexy.<br>
b0z0: bye.<br>
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<center><h3><b>And what happened to acidk|own?</b></h3></center>
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Well...hes out haCkin unheard domains and playin with himself all day.<br>
and now he wantz revenge! hes gonna w00t the WeRld one of these days...<br>
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<center>send nude pics 0f b0z0 to: <a href="mailto:acidklown@mail.com">acidklown</a> (he never said he didn't like his experience!)</center>
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