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<FONT COLOR="red" SIZE=7>Breaking news..</FONT> Recent studies indicated that<BR>
the internet will be ruled unsalvageable from the expected effects of the Y2K bug.
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The general idea we are trying to convey is.. don't panic.. it's all gonna be fine..<BR>
Everything's gonna be alright.. rockabye..<P>
Who the fuck are we kidding.. <FONT SIZE=5>RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!<br>
JESUS CHRIST! DON'T WAIT!<br>
DO YOU REALIZE THAT WE ARE ALL FUCKED? <br>
PLANES WILL CRASH, <br>
BANKS WILL FORGET ABOUT <u>YOU</u>!<p>
</font><FONT SIZE=4>Be smart, slowly reach down and hit your<br>
computer's power button, and never, <U>ever</U> turn it on again.<P>
Close all your windows, turn off all your lights..<BR>
Get all your money out of the bank.<BR>
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The NTIA website will no longer update.<BR>
Washington D.C. is shutting down.<BR>
All important government officals are hiding. <P>
<FONT SIZE=8 COLOR="GREEN">RUN!</FONT>
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This is a public service announcement from [Comdext0r]
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Management. We want to help you find the information you're looking for.&nbsp;<br>
Please send comments, questions, and suggestions to</font><BR> <i><a href="mailto:webmaster@ntia.doc.gov">webmaster@ntia.doc.gov</a></i>.</font></b></h5>
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<font face="Futura Bk BT">National Telecommunications and Information Administration<br>
U.S. Department of Commerce<br>
14th &amp; Constitution, N.W.<br>
Washington, D.C. 20230</font><br>
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<b>Last modified: 14-nov-1999</b></h5>
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