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<b>Humor</B><BR></font>
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<a href=bandnames.shtml><B>Idiotic Band Name Sentences</B></a><BR>
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Funny stuff.<BR><BR>
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Top Ten List from David Letterman's Tonight Show.<br><br>
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This is what happens when someone really bored interviews stupid people in dumb AIM chats asking some simple questions.<BR><BR>
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Kastro is smart and funny. Flea is dumb and gullible...The conditions for a great chat log.<BR><BR>
<a href=humor/senate1.txt><B>Senate...That Crazy Ole Bastard</B></a><BR>
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No doubt in my mind that senate is THE funnies kid I have ever talked to. Check out the log, I will probably have a whole page dedicated to just stupid shit he says :O)<BR><BR>
<a href=humor/flea2.txt><B>People are to easy</B></a><BR>
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