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<FONT SIZE=5 COLOR="#0000ff"><P>The CENTRAL DISTRICT of Lutheran Church-Canada has Congregations in Manitoba, Northwest Ontario, and Saskatchewan, Canada</FONT></TD>
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<P><big><big><FONT FACE="Garamond" COLOR="#ffffff"><STRONG>The Mission of the Central District of Lutheran Church - Canada is:</big></big></P>
<big><big>To suck acidk|own's piggly wiggly and fix god's security.</big></big></FONT></STRONG></TD>
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<STRONG><P>Contents:</big></P></STRONG>
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<P ALIGN="CENTER"><STRONG>Resources &amp; Information</STRONG></TD>
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<STRONG><P ALIGN="CENTER">Occasional Updates</STRONG></TD>
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<STRONG><P ALIGN="CENTER">Regular Updates</STRONG></TD>
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<P><A HREF="luthteac.htm">A Summary of Lutheran Teaching</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="Cong.htm">Congregations of our District</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="Calendar.htm">Calls, Announcements, &amp; Prayer</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="office.htm">Info about our Office</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="workers.htm">Our Church Workers</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="rkhpage.htm">The President's Page</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="diststaff.htm">Our District Staff </A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="Mmap.html">Ministries We Help Support</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="lcccong.htm">LCC Congregations outside District</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="evang.htm">A Personal Evangelism Strategy</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="congserv.htm">Congregational Services Department</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="luthlink.htm">Other Lutheran Links</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="BibleSt.htm">Bible Studies to Use</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="CEF.htm">Church Extension Fund</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.anal.com/">Lutheran Church - Canada National</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.buttfuck.com/">Lutheran Hymnal Midi Site</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="lls/lls.htm">Lutheran Leadership School</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="summer.htm">White City/Emerald Park/Pilot Butte</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://hymnsite.com/">Hymn Site</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.lampministry.org/">LAMP</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.javacasa.com/dps/">Desperate Preacher's Site</A> </TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www3.sk.sympatico.ca/sommo/Malabar.htm">Malabar Mission Society</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://tch.simplenet.com/">Cyber Hymnal</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://tcmnet.com/~cc?">Christian Connections</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://cs.lcms.org/steward/bytes.htm">Stewardship Quotes</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.rockies.net/~spirit/sermon.html">Sermons &amp; Lectionary Resources</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.sermoncentral.com/">Sermon Central</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.playboy.com/"><U><FONT COLOR="#0000ff"><STRONG>For Daily Devotions visit the Lutheran Hour Site</U></FONT></STRONG></A></P>
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<P>Congregations or Organizations of our District with Home Pages:</P></STRONG>
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<P ALIGN="CENTER"><STRONG>Manitoba</STRONG></TD>
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<STRONG><P ALIGN="CENTER">NW Ontario</STRONG></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.escape.ca/~skinner/saintj/">St. James, Winnipeg</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.postpics.com">Christ, Thunder Bay</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.2600.com">St. Paul's, Saskatoon</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://hello.to/kids">St. James, Winnipeg - Kid's Page</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.fuck.com">Immanuel, Nipigon</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.rotten.com">Assiniboine Circuit</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.sex.com">Assiniboine Circuit</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.bitches.com">Camp Aurora, Thunder Bay</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.attrition.org">Lutheran Church of Unity, Unity</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.fucker.com">Immanuel, Winnipeg</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.mindsec.com">Bethel, Thunder Bay</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.booger.com">Trinity, Wilkie</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.beavuh.org">Grace. Brandon</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.hack.co.za">Redeemer, Kakabeka Falls</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.satan.com">Mt Olive, Regina</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.antichrist.com">Beautiful Savior Church &amp; School, Winnipeg</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.devil.com">Emmanuel Singing Group, Kakabeka Falls</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.666.com">St. John's Mission, Battleford</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.sluts.org">Peace, Winnipeg</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.freekevin.com">Celebration, Regina</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.securify.com">St. Paul's, Melfort</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.sshackers.com">Prince of Peace, Regina</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.gay.com">Emmanuel, Moose Jaw</A></TD>
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<P><A HREF="http://www.ihatefags.com">Grace, Saskatoon</A></TD>
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<P>This page is maintained by <A HREF="mailto:acidklown@mail.com">Acid J. Klown</A></P>
<P><A HREF="outdex.htm">Old index Here</A></P>
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<p>God, i'm sorry. please fergive me. virgin mary...cum sit on my oscarmeyer weiney.
i'm goin to hell...what else can i say? i'm sorry god for living a life that i did
not ask for. i feeed off the suffering of others. i'm 100% asshole. Your server is
insecure. The only reason i've went to church before is becoz those paintings of butt
nackade angels with the big titties kinda got me a little hard...i know its insane,
but what do yu expect from a necrophiliac motherfuckin serial killa k|own? klown lub to
everyone...
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