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L1K3 MY N4M3 1Z SUM T1NG W0NG 4ND 1 R3PR3Z3NT TH3
1NG3N30US 4ND 1NF4M0US T.S.G.U. (TH3 SUBURB4N GH3TT0
UN10N F0 Y4W CR4CK4HZ TH4T D0NT KN0W). 1 4M 0UT H3R3
T0 SPL1Z01T TH3 34Z13ST SPL1Z0ITS P0SS1BL3. L3T TH3
DUMB H03Z WR3CK 1T 1N TH3 2K. MUH DUMB H03Z 4R3 95%
0F TH3 F00LZ L1ST3D 0N 4TTR1T10N D0T 0RG (0N3 L0V3
F0R B31NG R3T4RDZ).
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SUM T1NG W0NG IZ R3PR3Z3NT1NG F0 4LL Y4W STUCK
1N TH3 M1DDL3 0F W00 SH40 4ND W3ST S1D3 SH4NGH4I. 0N3
L0V3 T0 4LL 0F Y4W.
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SH0UTZ T0: PR3ST0N, PH3Q, J4WN, 4ND TH3 R3ST 0F TH3 
DRUNK H03Z D01N' 1T W0RLDW1D3.
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'F' J00Z TO: W0NG PH3Y H0NG (N4RQ!), J4CK13 CH4N (1 
K1CK3D H1S 4SS 4 G00D 4M0UNT 0F TYM3Z), CHUBBY CH3CK4HZ,
4ND L4ST BUT N0T L34ST..SL1M J1M.
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