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| <title>owned by doom.</title> | |
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| <p>============================</p> | |
| <p>owned by doom.</p> | |
| <p>=============================</p> | |
| <p> </p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Intro.The introduction by DRiVE </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 1.Getting Online by Orin </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 2.Looking Cool by Orin </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 3.The art of ph33r by Curt </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 4.The art of "fucking" by | |
| Cirrus </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 5.AOL hacking techniques by IMP | |
| </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 6.Phreaking by Anonymous </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 7.Hacking with Fate by Fluxxie | |
| </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 8.Hax0ring your local Gibson by Mike | |
| </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 9.Extended Phreaking by Mr. Azure | |
| </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 10.Chix0rs, and how to get them by Orin | |
| </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 11.BBS hax0ring for dummies by Cochise | |
| </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 12.Advanced hax0ring techniques by Ali | |
| </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 13.Why Hack?- by BudWeisErz </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 14.How to Idle on IRCby Xironskull | |
| (pete)*NEW* </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 15.How to 0wn People That 0wn You by | |
| Ozy*NEW* </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Intro: Picking a handle By: DRiVE </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">As every haxor knows 31337 talking is the most | |
| important part of | |
| being a haxor. So learn how to do it. LEARN IT!!! LOVE IT!!!! LIVE | |
| IT!!!! </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Picking a leet0 hax0r handle is also very | |
| important. Do it | |
| carefully or people might not Ph33r j00! </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Picking a handle By: DRiVE </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">In the famous words of joey " i need a | |
| handle ". This | |
| is true. Every great hax0r has a 31337 handle. I am going to help you pick | |
| the best one. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">STEP ONE: </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">find a handle that at least 70 other people have | |
| such as acid , | |
| demon , rave ,and thug. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">STEP TWO: </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">if you cant find one that alot of people have | |
| just make sure | |
| yours has alot of x's in it. That way people will really ph33r you . I | |
| mean everyone knows | |
| that people</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">with x's in their handles are the best at | |
| hax0ring gibsons, this | |
| is because when you log into a gibson it messes it up because UNIX for | |
| Win95 wasnt made to</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">recognize x's. So dont have something that makes | |
| sense , instead | |
| of something like DOC try Xdocx or xDxOxCx. This will let people know you | |
| are 31137. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">STEP THREE: </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Make it scary. Not something simple that | |
| describes you or | |
| anything about you but something nasty like hellgod or deathbringer , you | |
| know just so | |
| people will</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">think you are K00L. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">STEP FOUR: </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Join a warez group or if you want to be really | |
| 31337 start your | |
| own i suggest the name W.M.A this stands for WaReZ MoBsTaS of AmErIcA | |
| ....this way | |
| everyone</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">will know you listen to tupac and you are really | |
| in a gang and | |
| that if " Da TaLk SuM mO sHizNiT YoU Is gOnNa CoMe To Da | |
| HoUsE" then always ask | |
| for their</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">address this will make them think you are going | |
| to come and | |
| shoot them. Anyways after you start you group make a rad ass tag to put on | |
| all your warez. | |
| Then</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">send it out and this way people will know you | |
| are elite. I | |
| recomend sending a mass mail to tosemail1 , this waaay tosemail1 will tell | |
| all the guides | |
| not to fuck with</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">you because you have a kick ass | |
| punter. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">STEP FIVE: </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">after you have a cool ass handle go into all the | |
| 2600 newsgroups | |
| and post alot of messages asking for loops and how to jackpot atms this | |
| way people will | |
| know</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">what you are talking about. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">STEP SIX: </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">now you have all the respect you could ever want | |
| just go into | |
| phreak and tell them you and your boyz can sk00L them. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 1: Getting Online By: 0rin </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">To get online from your house, you must first | |
| own a computer. | |
| You can find these at Garage Sales, Electronics Catalogs, or your friendly | |
| Radio Shack. | |
| Make sure</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">to make it clear to the person you are | |
| purchasing the computer | |
| from that you are using it for hacking intentions. Once you have acquired | |
| a computer, | |
| check and</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">see if it has a modem. A modem could be a small | |
| box with lights | |
| on it, and an outlet for a telefone jack, or a large telefone reciever on | |
| the back of your</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">computer...Be careful, this fone may _only_ be | |
| used for calling | |
| other computers, and never for personal calls! Usually these fones are | |
| monitored by the | |
| police, so</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">it would probably be your best bet to get an | |
| external modem, as | |
| there is no way the cops could listen in on an extension. Once you know | |
| you have a modem,</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">you're close on your way to becoming a real | |
| hacker. The next | |
| thing you should do is get an account on America Online immediately; this | |
| is the hacker's</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">playground, and you will meet many intelligent | |
| people there. To | |
| do this, it takes a little thinking. You should first get some AOL | |
| software. This is | |
| accomplished by</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">going up to your friendly mailman and asking him | |
| for a | |
| complimentary AOL installation disk. The government gives mailmen these | |
| disks to pass out | |
| free to the</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">public. Usually, the mailman will give you a | |
| short tutorial on | |
| the installation process (its widely known in the computer community that | |
| mailmen make the | |
| best</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">hackers). After you have created your AOL | |
| account, it is | |
| important to think of a good Screen Name (see appendix for some | |
| suggestions). Now, you are | |
| almost</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">there! </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 2: Looking Cool By: Orin </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">The most important thing about hacking is | |
| looking cool. If you | |
| look cool, people like you, and if people like you, you can fool them into | |
| letting you | |
| hax0r them. If</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">they don't think you look cool, they're probably | |
| lamers anyway. | |
| Looking cool is accomplished by having a bad-ass attitude, and unique | |
| personal qualities | |
| like</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">being a raver or a druggie. For instance, most | |
| people will think | |
| you are cool if you tell them you are female. They'll also think you're | |
| cool if you can | |
| make them</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">ph33r you. But, the art of ph33r will come in | |
| later chapters, as | |
| it is an advanced hacking skill. Right now, just follow this simple rule | |
| of thumb for | |
| looking cool:</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Never talk about computers, and always throw in | |
| capital letters | |
| and numbers while typing. Oh and not to mention, in order to be a l33t0 | |
| hax0r j00 must be</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">arrested at least several times, since being | |
| arrested can | |
| sometimes prove to be difficult. Try these methods. I. Pranking the FBI | |
| </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">ahh yes a personal favorite of mine, pranking | |
| the FBI always a | |
| fun past </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">time especially since they can't trace it or | |
| nothing. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">II. Hax0ring your way into ATM's </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Take a mini computer ( a name I do not know | |
| ) and attach it to | |
| the ATM </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">(a method I do not know). You get this mini | |
| computer through the | |
| blackmarket. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Then the way everything works is I don't know, | |
| but I sure got | |
| caught and I </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">sure stole $ 4,000 and AND the authorities sure | |
| THREATENED me | |
| with computer </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">probation *gasp*. I did it so long ago I don't | |
| remember the | |
| rest. If you </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">don't believe me just ask DCY he knows | |
| everything because after | |
| all he is a </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">13 year old 7'2" hacker!!! </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">III. Calling the police </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Now call the police and tell them you know about | |
| a drug dealing | |
| mafia super </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">villian type that lives next door, then give | |
| them your address | |
| but make </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">absoluely certain you have enough proof of your | |
| evil schemes, | |
| such as a to do </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">list like so </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">1. Do dishes </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">2. Clean living room </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">3. Pick up groceries </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">4. Take over the world </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">5. Baby sit the neighbors kid </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">6. Torture neighbors kid </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">7. Kill neighbors kid </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">8. Hide neighbors kids body </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">etc... </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">etc... </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Also make sure to have plenty of your mind | |
| expanding drugs and | |
| such lying </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">around so if all else fails they'll make sure to | |
| arrest you over | |
| these. On </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">the off chance they refuse to, scream things | |
| like "Hack the | |
| Planet" and </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">"Roswell! Where its at !!" Don't worry | |
| about making | |
| any sense, real hax0rs </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">don't make sence and babble incoherently for | |
| hours on end | |
| (similar to the </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Unabomber's manifesto). </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Now that you have acheived l33tness by being | |
| arrested, you can | |
| brag about </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">how you got arested and how the CIA, FBI, and | |
| PLO are after you | |
| (its common </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">knowledge that the palastinian liberation | |
| organization have a | |
| great interest </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">in bringing computer hax0rs to justice so they | |
| can cut your | |
| hands off thus </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">denying you the ability to type well with your | |
| fingers at least | |
| which is why </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">we included a guide to typing with your toes on | |
| the off chance | |
| you have </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">already been captured by the PLO). </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Never ever forget to take pride in hax0ring the | |
| FBI and CIA with | |
| Fate X </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">9123213; this is very l33t and you should never | |
| hesitate to brag | |
| about your </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">acomplishments. If somene says they do not | |
| believe you, hax0r | |
| there ass by </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">punting them (covered more theroughly later | |
| on). </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Other ways to look |< |2 /\ [) include | |
| scrolling, mass | |
| mailings, </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">punting, and lets not forget the power of ph33r, | |
| if you threaten | |
| to turn off </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">everyones fone, cable, power, etc, they will | |
| ph33r you. When you | |
| say this, </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">everyone will always take you seriously and will | |
| go out on there | |
| porch and </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">sit in the rocking chair cradling there shotguns | |
| and drinking | |
| Jack Daniels </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">waiting for you. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Also, all hax0rs are racist, sexist, apocolyptic | |
| bastards, so | |
| support your </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">local redneck crackhead klan or whatever you | |
| call the kkk. Never | |
| ever forget </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">to refer to women as pussy and remember you can | |
| buy love (ie | |
| prostitution; </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">because sex and love are exactly the same | |
| thing. Now, I may | |
| sound like I am </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">being sarcastic but I assure you I am not, if | |
| you have any | |
| doubts in my </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">l33tness ask CDJ he is very smart. (that left a | |
| bad taste in my | |
| mouth) </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">The last way to look cool (and these are the | |
| only ways) is to | |
| claim your </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">down with Kevin Mitnick, the mentor, or are a | |
| part of LOD. This | |
| contributes to </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">how much people will ph33r you, but if they ask | |
| you any | |
| questions about them, </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">either ignore them or be exceptionally vague | |
| becuase otherwise | |
| they won't </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">take you serious, becuase real hax0rs never have | |
| facts they just | |
| say stuff </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">like "Me and Kevin Mitnick are best | |
| friends, we hax0r | |
| Gibsons together". </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">This will impress everyone and give you instant | |
| coolness, | |
| l33tness, and most </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">importantly, make you look cool. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 3: The art of ph33r by: Curt </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Making People ph33r you doesn't come | |
| naturally. There is | |
| actually an art to it. To make people ph33r you, you MUST have a leeto | |
| burrito screen name | |
| first of all.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">(see appendix for some suggestions). Second you | |
| MUST ask | |
| question like "R there any good hax0rs here?!? Gimme a good Nua | |
| dial-up for Unix if u | |
| dare". Now</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">that one is a MUST. Third, you will have to talk | |
| shit about | |
| people that call you a warez pup; when they do it, say something like | |
| "j0e | |
| m0mma!" then they will ph33r</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">you also. Another helpful way to make people | |
| ph33r is getting | |
| out Fate X 99 1/2 and hax0ring away at AOL and hax0r chat rooms. Call | |
| people lame too.... | |
| See</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">that wasn't hard at all, and people all ph33r | |
| you now. And NEVER | |
| EVER think you own sp0ck; ph33r sp0ck cause he owns YOU. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 4: The art of | |
| "fucking" by: Cirrus </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">First, you must learn what you are trying to | |
| accomplish. If you | |
| have intentions to steal, break, or destroy, read no further. You can | |
| easily take over | |
| someones</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">computer, (Well, ok, this is destructive) by | |
| obtaining thier IP | |
| address. Say, they are setting up an FTP server, or, just get them to tell | |
| you what it is. | |
| Now, you must</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">get some kind of a program, and Ping them, to | |
| find out if the | |
| are lagging or not. Now, ( if they have an FTP ) you can kill there FTP by | |
| using a port | |
| fucker. Put it to</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">"fuck" port 21 . If they don't have | |
| one, obtain a | |
| program called "WinNewk". That will just shut down thier | |
| computer to say the | |
| least, but, I will not get into how it</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">works this time. You can also use a pinger, and | |
| ping the hell | |
| out of them, which can sometimes have the effect of a Nuke. Next time I | |
| will teach you how | |
| to clone a</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">cellular fone with a pixy stick. Have fun!.. oh | |
| yeah, if I find | |
| out you were doing this shit to hurt something other than a | |
| Computer/Server/Host, like a | |
| teacher, or an</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">old friend with a new PC, I will fucking beat | |
| your ass. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 5: Advanced AOL Hacking Techniques | |
| by: IMP </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">After you have mastered basic |-|4><0|2ing | |
| skillz, you can | |
| move on to advanced methods. The first thing ya gots ta do to be a master | |
| |-|4><0|2 | |
| d00d is to go</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">into a W4R3Z room and spend a minimum of | |
| 4238923487 hours a week | |
| in there until you have every version of Fate available, plus 9 or more | |
| gigs of pirated</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">software. Now go into private room | |
| "Phreak" and offer | |
| to trade your W4R3Z for other W4R3Z. It's very 1337 to assume that people | |
| will ignore you | |
| when you only</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">say it once, so a true |-|4><0|2 will | |
| scroll it about 13 | |
| times, and as you should know by now, all in caps or LeeT0 WaReZ FoNT. If | |
| 3 seconds go by | |
| and no one's</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">responded in a positive manner yet, scroll it | |
| again, only this | |
| time try 2 dozen times to make sure you get your point across. And a true | |
| |-|4><0|2 | |
| always uses mucho</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">punctuation. (ie: ANYONE WANNA TRADE QUACKE FOR | |
| DUCK | |
| NUKKEM?!??!?!?!?!!?!!) Now, often times if one of the lamerz who hang out | |
| in that room and</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">ruin its general 1337ness happen to be there, | |
| they'll try to say | |
| some bullshit like "This isn't a warez room." Well, don't listen | |
| to them, use | |
| one of your many /<-Rad</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">punters and show them who's 1337. Make sure you | |
| advertise the | |
| punter 10 or 20 times before actually trying to punt them, this way you'll | |
| make them | |
| scared and</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">they'll probably apologize and stuff, which will | |
| make everyone | |
| else ph33r you. (See section 3) Occassionally when you try to punt them, | |
| you get an error | |
| message</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">that says their ims are off. No one is sure why | |
| this happens, | |
| it's probably something wrong with aol. Maybe they'll fix it in the next | |
| version, or maybe | |
| they're too</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">lame to have ims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| ROFLMFOAJFHJLOLOLOLQWXMIDHENDIHAMEHIDNDFIWQNXDKCHAIRDQWDHADSHversion, or | |
| maybe they're too | |
| lame to</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">have ims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMFOAJFHJLO OK, | |
| but seriously, | |
| if your first punter doesn't w3rk, try 7 or 8 of your other punters. If it | |
| still doesn't | |
| work, just make fun of</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">their mom and say they're gay! </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 6: Phreaking By: Anonymous</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">This section is on phreaking. Now, phreaking is | |
| fone hax0ring, | |
| and the first </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">thing you must learn to be a l33t0 phreaker is | |
| to substitute all | |
| f's with </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">ph's and all ph's with f's; until you have | |
| mastered this skill | |
| you are just </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">another lamer (like joey unless you do a | |
| righteous hack | |
| remember), also to be </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">a super duper phreaker you need some of the | |
| legendary colored | |
| boxes. To build </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">these boxes you need the following parts | |
| </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Red Box- a box, red spray paint </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Blue Box- a box, blue spray paint </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Beige Box- a box, Beige spray paint </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Now since these boxes ar so insanely difficult | |
| to construct we | |
| will take a </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">break so we can use our drugs and be a cool | |
| raver type. Becuase | |
| remember, all </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">supreme hax0rs are raver druggie types. its | |
| common knowledge. | |
| duh. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 7: Hacking with Fate | |
| by: Missy</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Now this is the leetest stage there is. because | |
| Fate it the | |
| leetsest prog there is, a true foundation to the hacker community. There | |
| are many versions | |
| of Fate, but its</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">always good to have all the versions. (Little do | |
| people know, | |
| when you compile all the different source codes of Fate you have the | |
| security information | |
| to hack a</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Gibson, very very 31337.) To get Fate go into a | |
| hacker private | |
| room, something like MM or even Fate (yes thats right, Fate even has its | |
| own room!) and | |
| start</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">scrolling your request. People will be obliged | |
| to help such a | |
| worthy cause. Now that you have obtained Fate you have to get a dial up, | |
| something like | |
| the FBI. You</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">can find these number listed in your local phone | |
| book. After you | |
| call them you may get what sounds like someone talking through your modem | |
| speaker. This is | |
| one of</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">their secret tatics to make you think that you | |
| got a wrong fone | |
| number. Once this has happened you have made contact, remember this is an | |
| important part, | |
| so keep</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">calling back. Now the connection has been made | |
| start pushing all | |
| the buttons on the Fate screen. This may look like its not doing anything, | |
| but thats only | |
| the</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">hidden screen so that nobody can see what you | |
| really doing. | |
| Which means its great to use this in school, or other open places. Now | |
| that the steps have | |
| been</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">completed get back on Amercia Online and tell | |
| everyone of your | |
| accomplishment. This will let them know how leet you are, and show them | |
| you are one to | |
| ph33r. (This</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">will help you get all the chix0rs, see later | |
| sections.) </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 8: HaX0ring your local Gibson by: Mike | |
| </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Any real haX0r will tell you that a Gibson is a | |
| huge | |
| supercomputer with amazing security. How do they know? How else? They | |
| watched | |
| "Hackers" and learned it all.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Now, the trick is to find one of these. All you | |
| have to do is | |
| call your friendly FBI office and ask them for a Gibson dialup. Make sure | |
| your intentions | |
| are clear, or</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">they'll lie to you. Next, go to Phreak and bug | |
| everyone asking | |
| if anyone can card you a laptop. When DCY is done ripping you off, take | |
| your laptop and | |
| magically</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">hook it up to a payphone. I won't get into how | |
| to do this, | |
| because its too 31337 for a beginner. Now, all you have to do is use a | |
| phone dialing | |
| program and call</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">the dialup. Once you've connected, Run in a | |
| cirle, stomp on the | |
| ground, strip naked and jump on top of the phone booth screaming to old | |
| women near you, | |
| "I AM</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">DADE MURPHY!!! PH33R ME!!!" then get down, | |
| and turn your | |
| brand new laptop on and off about 400 times really fast. This should give | |
| you a mail port. | |
| If it</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">doesn't, the Gibson doesn't properly ph33r you | |
| and you should | |
| get another number, but this time try calling the CIA. They're usually | |
| alot more friendly. | |
| Once</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">you've successfully gained access, be sure to | |
| post all of your | |
| achecivements on your local Warez/HaX0r/p0lice BBS. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">(VERY IMPORTANT.....Make sure your not wearing | |
| Nikes while | |
| trying this. I'm not sure why, but it has something to do with | |
| compatibilty.) </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 9: Extended phreaking | |
| By: Mr. Azure</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">"Real men use paperclips."</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">"This room's called leet for a | |
| reason." - Exodus##### | |
| from PR: leet</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">NOTE: If your worried about being caught, Please | |
| refer to the | |
| end of this article.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Alright, get all your little asses around | |
| here. Way back before | |
| you were making model airplanes, jerking off, and hax0ring, there where | |
| the Warriors of | |
| the Almighty</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Paperclip. Armed with only with a paperclip and | |
| the occasionaly | |
| back hoe, these brave adolscents would use the combined power of these | |
| menial tools and | |
| their</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">intelligence to operate payfones in amazing | |
| ways. One of the | |
| most legendary and perhaps the best of the Warriors of the Almighty | |
| Paperclip was the | |
| vernerable</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">and supreme uberpaperclipman, Timmy. When Timmy | |
| was 10, he was | |
| playing on his fathers construction site. Timmy, being the child prodigy | |
| that he was, | |
| figured</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">out something amazing: if he took a paperclip, | |
| any old | |
| paperclip, and put it on the RT terminals (if the preceeding terms don't | |
| make sense, try | |
| doing what Timmy</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">does in the coming sentances of wonder) he would | |
| not only be | |
| shocked and possibly burned, but that fone would NOT WORK WHILE THE | |
| PAPERCLIP WAS IN</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">PLACE!! Timmy, because he was dropped on his | |
| head from a height | |
| of 10 feet at the age of 2, had a problem of not remembering. Foretunately | |
| for the phreak</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">community at large, a 2x4 came shooting out of | |
| no wear and hit | |
| Timmy in his now mishapened head. That wonderous peice of flying wood | |
| cemented the | |
| paperclip</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">into Timmy's memory*. So Timmy, who made a | |
| transformation | |
| comparable to that of Job's in The Lawnmower Man with a peice of wood, | |
| took his wheelchair | |
| to</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">payfones, and using one of those illustrious | |
| paperclips, managed | |
| to...</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">WAIT! I hear you bitching!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">You stupid old schooler! What the HELL does this | |
| have to do with | |
| me?!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Is THAT what your saying?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Well, not much, but it was a nice | |
| story.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Actually, if your scrawny asses have ever seen | |
| Wargames, you | |
| would know that kid with the bad haircut managed to get a free call with a | |
| paperclip. | |
| Alas, today, it is</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">not as easy as it once was. See, back in | |
| Wargame's time, which, | |
| incedentally, for those who'd like to know when it was made, 15 years or | |
| so before the | |
| movie</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Hackers**, paynfones used to be easy to | |
| phreak. But NO MORE! </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">In the last phreaking article, you may of heard | |
| about the red | |
| box, the blue box, and the beige box. If not, well then drink some more | |
| cuervo, sit back, | |
| and enjoy the</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">ride. For simplicity's sake, we'll start with a | |
| very useful box, | |
| the cardboard box. This is a relatively easy to make box, but you would be | |
| forgiven if the | |
| box wasn't</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">completed in under a day. To make a cardboard | |
| box, you'll need: | |
| a big cardboard box, a red box, a car, and some hard liquor. The only two | |
| ingredients | |
| essential are</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">the cardboard box and the hard | |
| liquor. Prefferably scotch. | |
| Speaking of hard liquor, in my next article, I'll be talking about old | |
| fashioned RPGs. | |
| Back to the subject</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">at hand. If you have your cardboard box and your | |
| scotch, it's | |
| time you find a payfone. Once the payfone is reached, drink a quarter of | |
| the bottle of | |
| scotch. And</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">not in those little girly swigs, I'm talking | |
| BAM! Then, after | |
| you get back up, take the receiver of the payfone and shove it through the | |
| top of the big | |
| cardboard box.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Dial a random 800 number, for example. Then | |
| proceed to get | |
| underneath the box, and practice fone copulation with the operator you | |
| reach. At every | |
| minute, or</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">when it feels best, continue to take large doses | |
| of the scotch. | |
| Remember: after this excursion, YOU MUST GO IN AOL AND SCROLL THIS | |
| ACCOMPLISHMENT!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Otherwise, you really didn't phreak. And | |
| besides, the chix0rs | |
| and hax0rs'll never know of you then. And with cuspy bodies like they | |
| have, you can't miss | |
| out. I</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">hope this file has been helpful, if not, well, | |
| thank the cuervo | |
| for that.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">GLOSSARY:</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">1. Paperclip - Metal peice, found in offices, | |
| used to hold | |
| papers together. Or that's what they want you to think. In actuallity, the | |
| paperclip is an | |
| invention by a</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">grandmaster phr33k in the sky as a gift to | |
| all. (I met him once. | |
| He's a big boy, ya know. If you wanna meet him, try drinking some | |
| everclear and hitting | |
| your head</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">against the wall after you wake up.) FOR MORE | |
| INFORMATION ON THE | |
| PAPERCLIP, PLEASE REFER TO TERM 5 IN THIS GLOSSARY.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">2. AOL - America Online. Of all networks, this | |
| is the best. All | |
| of the truly leet hax0rs and phr33ks inhabit AOL. Please refer earlier in | |
| this file for | |
| more about AOL.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">3. MST3k- Funny show. Watch it or | |
| die.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">4. South Park- Funny show. Watch it or | |
| die.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">PLEASE REFER TO BEGINNING OF ARTICLE</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">-------------</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">*This didn't actually happen. The paperclip was | |
| still in Timmy's | |
| hand, but the thought of it was in his brain permenantly. **True k-radness | |
| is shown also | |
| in</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">worshopping the movie Hackers. Thus, if you want | |
| to tell a | |
| fellow hax0r or phr33k a date, like if your birthyear 1984, you'd say | |
| "Oh, I was born | |
| 10 years before</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">before Hackers came out." </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 10: Chix0rs, and How to get them. By | |
| 0rin</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Chix0rs are one of the great rewards of being a | |
| truly 1337 | |
| hacker. The true hacker has all the chix0rs he desires as his | |
| fingertips. A chix0r is a | |
| female hacker. Of</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">course, girls *can't* be hackers, but, its nice | |
| to have a few | |
| who pretend; it adds diversity to the hax0r community. A good way find out | |
| if there are | |
| any chix0rs</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">around is to go into private rooms and ask | |
| around (i.e. "R | |
| THERE N E FEMALES IN DA ROOM?!?!!?!?!!@#!?"). I've heard there are | |
| lots of girls in a | |
| private room</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">called Phreak, but, thats just a lame \\'aReZ | |
| room. So, after | |
| you have determined that there are indeed chix0rs inhabiting your room, | |
| its probably a | |
| good idea to win</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">them over with your obviously 1337 charm. You do | |
| this by showing | |
| them who's boss. For example:</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Xir0KewL: R THERE NE CHIX IN DA | |
| ROOM?!?!!@#!?!?!??!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Chix0r43: Argh, there they go again | |
| :-/</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Xir0KewL: CHIX0R, R U FEMALE?!?!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Chix0r43: I am genderless.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Xir0KewL: PHUCK OFF BITCH</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">. Chix0r43: eh?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Xir0KewL: DUMB PUSSY LICKING BITCH. U QUEEF | |
| TAMPONS OUT YR | |
| ASS!!@!!!!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Chix0r43: hehe, i bet he feels | |
| inadequate</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Xir0KewL: SHUT UP, BITCH, YOU DONT MAKE NO | |
| SINCE</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">As you can seel, Chix0r43 obvously wants | |
| Xir0KewL, and its just | |
| a matter of him punting her a few times to get her to see this. A large | |
| part of obtaining | |
| chix0rs is</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">being ph33red (see Section 3). If you are | |
| ph33red by the | |
| chix0rs, it puts you one step closer to total hax0r domination (see | |
| Appendix).</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 11: BBS hax0ring for | |
| dummies. By: Cochise</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">The first step to hacking a BBS (Bulletin Board | |
| System) is to | |
| find the phone number for one. The best way to do this is to go to the | |
| best hacking | |
| resource there</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">is, AOL. Go into all of the chat rooms, | |
| ecspecially the warez | |
| rooms, and scroll many times asking for a BBS number in your area | |
| code. IMPORTANT: you | |
| must scroll</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">many times or you will not get a number. After | |
| you scroll it | |
| about 100 times people will think you are so elite that they will give you | |
| a BBS number. | |
| Another way to</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">get a number is to subscribe to all of the hax0r | |
| mailing lists | |
| and newsgroups you can find and post many messages a day asking for a BBS | |
| number in your | |
| area</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">code. You can also tell them your phone number, | |
| that helps out | |
| alot. And once you have the number the hard part is over.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">The next thing you have to do is dial the number | |
| with your | |
| communication software. HyperTerrible™ is the best, but it only comes | |
| with Microsoft | |
| Unix 97, so use</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">whatever you have. Once you connect login with a | |
| name like John | |
| Q. Phreak just so everyone knows that they should ph33r you (See Section | |
| 3). Once you get | |
| on</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">download everything you can find, even if you | |
| dont know what it | |
| is. But dont be a leech, make sure your upload/download ratio is at least | |
| 300:1. Send | |
| messages</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">to the sysop and tell him how "/<- | |
| r4D" he is and | |
| ask if you can upload your 31337 warez to the board (and do it anyways | |
| even if he says | |
| no). Become friends</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">with him and find out a time when no one will be | |
| at his house. | |
| Then look up his address in the phone book (because being the l33t hax0r | |
| you are you | |
| already know</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">his real name). Now this is where the real | |
| hacking begins.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Before you go hax0ring around you must have the | |
| proper tools:</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">1) Hard liquor (See Section 9)</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">2) An axe (more on this later)</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">3) Your laptop (of course you have a laptop | |
| youre 31337)</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">The next step is to go to his house (you may use | |
| tool number one | |
| at any time). Then you must find an exploit that will let you into his | |
| house (break in). | |
| If you can</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">not find one, brute force hacking (with the axe | |
| ) is always | |
| good. Then make your way to the where the computer is. This is your moment | |
| of zen, you are | |
| now about</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">to hax0r a BBS. The next thing you do is get the | |
| axe and hold it | |
| as far back as you can, then bring it down as hard as you can hacking the | |
| CPU, monitor,</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">keyboard, mouse and any other computer parts you | |
| see. The last | |
| step in becoming a BBS Uberhax0r is to plug your laptop into the modem and | |
| immediatly sign | |
| on</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">to AOL and start bragging about your | |
| accomplishment and letting | |
| everyone marvel in your glory so they know how lame they really | |
| are.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 12: Advanced Hacking Techniques | |
| by: gat0r (ali)</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">DiScLaImEr: ThIs FiLe Is WrItTeN fOr InFoRmAtIoN | |
| pUrPoSeS | |
| oNlY-iF yOu GeT cAuGhT dOiNg AnYtHiNg IlLeGaL iT iZ n0t My | |
| FaUlT!@#$%@#$%.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">INTR0: Yo, gat0r here, keepin it real. i wrote | |
| dis gizzit cuz | |
| i'm all about the phreedom of information. (well, i'm really not. if i | |
| cared about the | |
| phreedom of</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">information i'd get a job at the public | |
| library. i really wrote | |
| this file to satisfy my ego and advance my social status in hacking | |
| circles. maybe someday | |
| a kewl looking</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">hacker chick like acid burn will have sex with | |
| me.) topics | |
| discussed in hea will not be about encryption, sploits, protocols or any | |
| of that lame | |
| shit. what this is all</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">about is what REAL hackers do: get | |
| inf0z.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">PART_1: GeTtInG aCcEsS tO YoUr | |
| LiBrArY</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Ok, hackers want information. they love | |
| information. info turns | |
| them on. Now, s'pose you suck. this shouldn't be hard. now let's s'pose | |
| you want to learn | |
| unix...you</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">heard eggheads talk about it in chatrooms and it | |
| sounds elite. | |
| But wait! Silicon Toad doesn't have any good filez on it. you wanna know | |
| why? he sucks | |
| ass. but</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">that's besides the point. A source of good info | |
| on unix would be | |
| your public library! i know, i know...they took away your library card for | |
| never returning</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">_coping_with_being_a_loser_. But i figured out a | |
| way to help you | |
| get your info. just walk in, ask the librarian for books on unix (using | |
| the card cataloge | |
| is far too</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">advanced for you right now) and then sit down | |
| and read it. | |
| Problems? Here's a list of what may have went wrong (btw- don't do these | |
| in the future):</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">-you went when they are closed. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">-you went naked, cops arrested you, then anally | |
| raped your arse.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">-all the metal shit on yer pierced face set off | |
| the stolen book | |
| detectors.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">It's that easy. Now get some | |
| Kn0wLeDgE.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">PART_2: GeTtInG iNf0z On PeOpLe</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">For some reason, knowing someone's name, | |
| address, telephone | |
| number, etc etc is real elite. Just ask s010 from CRH. In all his zines he | |
| gets inf0z on | |
| those sinnerz</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">dorks. god damnit, this is so dumb i won't even | |
| write it. just | |
| use a f00kin telephone book. wow, i 0wN j00. i got your telephone | |
| numbers. look at me | |
| guys, i'm cool.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">damnit...alcohol is kiickin | |
| in. PART_3: Reading</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Ok, i'm sober again. Reading is an important | |
| technique/skill | |
| hackers master. Being able to read helps you understand the words in book | |
| that give you | |
| elite k-rad</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">knowledge. Call 1800-abcdefg for more info on | |
| how to read. once | |
| you learn how to read, you're all set.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">ENDTRO: Fuck you all. seriously. each and every | |
| one of you. i | |
| 0wn you all. i am elite and you can all lick my balls. king kong size | |
| balls for that | |
| matter. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 13: Why Hack? By: BudWeisErz</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">This question has stumped man kind sense the | |
| beginning of time. | |
| After many years of studding I have concluded to the answer. It is very | |
| difficult to | |
| understand</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">this conclusion. So people who are not K-Rad | |
| Hax0rs:</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">1) Pick up a sledge hammer</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">2) Hit yourself in the head 5 times</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">3) Say "Owe" or if you prefer | |
| "Shit!"</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">4) Hit the back button on the top left side of | |
| the screen</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">5) And finally say "Josh owns me" 500 | |
| times</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">But if you are a K-Rad Hacker, you will | |
| understand this quite | |
| easily. What I have discovered might send the Earth spiraling towards the | |
| sun very fast, | |
| but I'll take</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">my chances. (Note: If it does send the Earth | |
| spiraling towards | |
| the sun very fast...sorry)The answer to the question "Why | |
| Hack?" would have to | |
| be "Why Not?" You</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">can use this answer to the abominable question | |
| against the warez | |
| pups (or WaReZ PuPs). Here is a dialog of a warez pup along time ago that | |
| I remember, but | |
| not</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">very detailed. Our conversation was kind of like | |
| this:</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Warez Pup: ArE YeW uH ReAl HaCkOr?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: No, I am a fake :)</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Warez Pup: I ThInK HaCkOrs ArE GaY.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: Why, my handle is Zero Cool and a am | |
| 31337</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Warez Pup: WhY HaCk WHen YoU cAn HavE | |
| ProGs?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: (Spends 3 years thinking) Why | |
| not?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Warez Pup: I WORSHIP YOU!!! YOU ARE MY | |
| IDLE!!! </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">OnlineHost: HD Gone has entered the | |
| room.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">OnlineHost: XIronSkull has entered the | |
| room.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">OnlineHost: Cochise156 has entered the | |
| room.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">HD Gone: I WORSHIP YOU BUD!!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: I know.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">XIronSkull: SO DO I!!!!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: I know that too.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Cochise156: BUT I WORSHIP HIM MORE!!!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: Hey! No pictures...unless you pay | |
| me!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">XIronSkull: Ok</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">HD Gone: Ok</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Cochise156: Ok</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">OnlineHost: Charlie000 has entered the | |
| room.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Charlie000: I have LOTS of gas!!! I am farting | |
| up a storm!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: But you worship me too, | |
| right?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Charlie000: Oh yeah!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">OnlineHost: EvrcleaRer has entered the | |
| room.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">EvrcleaRer: I LOVE BUD!!! I WORSHIP | |
| HIM!!!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: Well i am just the popular one, arnt | |
| I?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">OnlineHost: GoldMatrix has entered the | |
| room.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">GoldMatrix: BudWeisErz is leet! I WORSHIP | |
| HIM!!!!!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: okay, okay...stop drulin'</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">OnlineHost: Steve Case has entered the | |
| room.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Steve Case: Bud- do you want my job?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: Sure, i guess..</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Steve Case: Okay, its yours..and do you know | |
| why?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: Let me guess..</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Steve Case: BECAUSE I WORSHIP | |
| YOU!!!!!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Steve Case: Do you want 10000000 | |
| bucks?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: Oh, i dont know..</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Steve Case: Please!!!!!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: Fine! GEEZE! I'll take | |
| it.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Steve Case: I can also buy you a | |
| slut.</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: I dont want to have sex with your | |
| MOM!!!!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Steve Case: OH! PLEASE!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">BudWeisErz: NO! I will take your job, your | |
| money, but NOT your | |
| slut mom!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">So, if you use this technique, something like | |
| this will | |
| happen...so try it today!</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">I hope you have learned a lot from the years and | |
| years of | |
| studying I have accomplished. But I will be writing another text in 5 | |
| years about | |
| "What is a 3.5 disk?"</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">-Josh </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 14: How to idle on IRC by: Xironskull | |
| (skullz)</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Alright little kiddies, you've all been | |
| wondering, how do people | |
| idle on irc for so long? I go to all those elite channels and I can never | |
| idle like the | |
| Opz0rs can. Well</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">kiddies what you gotta do is get a crappy ass | |
| computer. Better | |
| yet, the best computer your mommy will buy you, then you have to stick the | |
| worst version | |
| of linux</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">on it that you can find. Don't fix any of the | |
| bugs on it and put | |
| on the worst version of sendmail you can find, then you use ircii to sign | |
| on irc and you | |
| idle in #hack,</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">#phreak, #hacker, you get the idea. To idle like | |
| the best you | |
| need to sign on the busiest server you can find, then you need to place a | |
| 10 dollar bill | |
| on top of your</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">computer, no joke, a 10 dollar bill. Then you | |
| cant touch the | |
| computer for a few days, if you touch it, this wont work.(Im not | |
| bullshitting you) Second | |
| you have to be</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">careful not to say ONE word in the channel, no | |
| matter how many | |
| people try to talk to you, you have to not say anything, one thing you can | |
| do is make a | |
| idle away</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">line, that says something like " away:: Im | |
| hax0ring the | |
| fbi, gone[1d14hrs2m]"</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Once people see that you've been idle that long, | |
| and you've been | |
| hax0ring, then you'll be the most 31337 person in the channel and everyone | |
| will give you</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Opz0rs and you will become a hero in the h4x0r | |
| world, but be | |
| sure never to talk in the channels, cause if you do then they'll realize | |
| your not 31337, | |
| just some 13</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">year old kid who thinks he a cool ass | |
| faggot. Oh, and be sure to | |
| get on a AOL for your isp service, because thats the best service to idle | |
| on ever, in | |
| order to get on</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">AOL from your 31337 linux box you will have to | |
| get the wine | |
| emulator which is extremely buggy and has tons of security holes, but dont | |
| worry, everyone | |
| will</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">think your 31337 when you come in the channel | |
| with an AOL isp | |
| and idle for days without ever leaving. SO remember you wanna be 31337, | |
| you wanna play the</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">game? You gotta idle with the best of | |
| them</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Peace out</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">-=skullz=-</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Section 15: How to 0wn People That 0wn | |
| You. by: Ozy </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">OK, I bet youre wondering, "now that i am a | |
| leet h4x0r and | |
| 0wn everyone, what can i do now?". Well, the best place to start is | |
| to make people | |
| ph34r you so much</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">that they cower in abject terror at the very | |
| mention of your | |
| name. This may seem difficult to achieve, but it isnt. Think about what | |
| would make you | |
| super leet0, thats</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">right, being INVINCIBLE, like superman. This is | |
| a log of what | |
| happened to me the other day. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"><h4x0r> sfingaz, you are a cunt, i will | |
| 0wn j00. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"><sfingaz> 3y3 ph34r j00 n0r7, f0r 3y3 h4v3 | |
| 4 f1r3w4||!! </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical"><h4x0r> please, forgive me. i meant no | |
| harm. dont hurt me, | |
| Mr Leet, if i may call you that.. or would you prefer Sir? </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Did you see that?? he was TOTALLY 0wn3d. and | |
| because of the | |
| magic word, FIREWALL. Now you may ask, "how can i be as oh so leet | |
| and all 0wn1ng as | |
| you,</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Sir?", well its easy, simply stop | |
| downloading pr0n for long | |
| enough to get a copy of CONSEAL FIREWALL. this is the program all uber | |
| h4x0rs use to | |
| protect</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">themselves and make themselves | |
| invincible. </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">Once you have leeched it from a warez/pr0n site | |
| you got off | |
| #exceed, install the program (i dont remember how to do this part, so just | |
| read the | |
| manual) and then</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">you are protected. THEN, connect to AOL and when | |
| conseal pops up | |
| a window saying "allow x.x.x.x on port x through" or something | |
| like that, just | |
| click accept,</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">cause thats how you make your own CUSTOM SUPER | |
| LEETO BURRITO | |
| FIREWALL RULESET. Initially it may take a while of clicking accept, but | |
| eventually you</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">will own everyone cause you will have the | |
| leetest and most | |
| complete ruleset ever, and noone will be able to mess with you, and if | |
| they try, you can | |
| make them</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Technical">ph33r just like i do. </font></font></p> | |
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