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| <head> | |
| <title>the digital pimp's fp =)</title> | |
| </head> | |
| <body bgcolor="#000000" text="#00FF00"> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FF9933" face="Tahoma">this is for all da big | |
| time bong tokers at there.</font><br> | |
| <img alt="The Funky Cypress Hill Shit" border="0" height="127" hspace="0" src="http://www.cypresshill.com/art/top.gif" width="581"><br> | |
| <font color="#FF9933"><br> | |
| </font><font face="Tahoma" size="1"><font color="#FFAC59">[we be kicking it in | |
| da </font></font><font face="Tahoma" size="1" color="#FFFFFF"><b>y2000k</b></font><font color="#FFAC59"><font face="Tahoma" size="1">]<br> | |
| [your hacked]<br> | |
| [<b>greets to</b>: edd, kicha, clev, drew, shelldong, megan, ben, kyle, chichis, | |
| ytcracker, nemesystem, andy, bob, justin, ryan, john, bansh33]<br> | |
| [</font><font face="Tahoma" size="1">yo respect da </font></font><b><font face="Tahoma" size="1" color="#FFFFFF">tech</font></b><font color="#FFAC59" face="Tahoma" size="1">]<br> | |
| ps. taking hits from the bong effects your sexual activity (bull shit)</font></p> | |
| <font color="#FF9933" face="Tahoma" size="1">Title: <b>Stoned is the way of the | |
| walk</b></font> | |
| <p><font color="#FF9933" face="Tahoma" size="1">Well it's the alley cat<br> | |
| puffin on the hootie mack<br> | |
| some think I'm a criminal<br> | |
| yo, I ain't all of that<br> | |
| Hit you with a baseball bat<br> | |
| when you wanna ill though<br> | |
| you wanna fuck around?<br> | |
| you get bucked on the Hill bro<br> | |
| Kick you with a steele toe<br> | |
| real slow hits from the bong<br> | |
| make me feel like Cheech<br> | |
| and I'm kickin it with Chong<br> | |
| Just like Cheech and Chong<br> | |
| frontin with an ice cream<br> | |
| Cypress Hill is here<br> | |
| to give you a nice dream<br> | |
| speak it like I roll it<br> | |
| and you know it's rolled tightly<br> | |
| I'm like a funky beat<br> | |
| why you tryin to fight me<br> | |
| pigs often cite me<br> | |
| that's not polite gee<br> | |
| in any hour of the day<br> | |
| you know I might be<br> | |
| harrased by a pig real fast<br> | |
| the wanna Rodney King me<br> | |
| always tryin to crown my ass<br> | |
| ain't got know class, no class<br> | |
| I hit their ass like the buddah that's stinkty<br> | |
| they wanna squalk<br> | |
| but they're just so rinky dinky.<br> | |
| I'm the freaka the one who freaks the phunk<br> | |
| Sen's got the Philly and he's gonna light lite the blunt<br> | |
| Sippin that tucufoo<br> | |
| makes me go cookoo<br> | |
| something like loco<br> | |
| then I turn into disnookoo.<br> | |
| Bring in the beta<br> | |
| yea now the phunk's risin<br> | |
| got the beta bass<br> | |
| and the nazal highs in.<br> | |
| As I kick the cumpy<br> | |
| comin straight from my sinus<br> | |
| crazy nazal vocals can I make the hotties loco<br> | |
| I remenber sister maggie<br> | |
| breasts were kinda of saggie<br> | |
| use to sell me buddah<br> | |
| out of fucked up lil baggies.<br> | |
| Honey'd up a 20<br> | |
| even when I had no money<br> | |
| she said pay me back<br> | |
| with some latin dick sonny<br> | |
| I never went out<br> | |
| and I don't think I'm gonna<br> | |
| just for some buddah<br> | |
| she wanted me to bone her<br> | |
| demeaning,<br> | |
| you think you know what I'm meaning<br> | |
| I got something for the ho's that be scheming<br> | |
| on the buddah real<br> | |
| take a trip to hootah ville<br> | |
| I'll throw you out the door<br> | |
| of the big blue seville<br> | |
| Then I'll lite another joint<br> | |
| cause this ain't no exploitation homes<br> | |
| for we are the one's strollin in the ways of the buddah masters,<br> | |
| yea stones is the way of the walk.<br> | |
| </font></p> | |
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