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<p align="center"><b><font size="6">-=[ Owned Bah ]=-</font></b></p>
<p align="center"><b><font size="6">-=[ Jak &amp; KP ]=-</font></b></p>
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<p align="center"><b><font size="6">-=[ Hacker Jak &amp; Hacker KP]=-</font></b></p>
<p align="left">Hacker Jak is back, but with a new partner this time... Its not
PA777, UltraTide, Rec0il, or Devil-C, some of the people I have hacked with in
the past, no, a new person... a girl... Like her sexy pic? heh, I do... /me
getting hard... But anyways... Wanted to inform you all... And stand by, more to
come... Alot more to cum... erm, typo, i swear, come... heh... Anyways, todat is
4th of July (Note it is now 1:45 EST.) So, HAPPY 4th of July!!@#$^% To Have more
fun today, I have added a lil story I found in the Jolly Roger Cook Book.
rev.4.something... Edited bah, exodes... Read, and have fun...</p>
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<p align="left">080:  Operation: Fuckup</p>
<p align="left">Operation: Fuckup                                 by the Jolly Roger<br>
<br>
This is a guide for Anarchists and can be funny for non-believers and 12<br>
and 13 year old runts, and can be a lexicon of deadly knowledge for True<br>
Anarchists... Serious damage is intended to be dealt here. Do not try<br>
this stuff unless you want to do a lot of serious Anarchy.&nbsp;<br>
[Simulation]<br>
Asshole - 'Listen, you little teenager punk shit, shut the fuck up, or I'll<br>
knock you down!'<br>
Anarchist - 'O.K.....You can't say I didn't warn you. You don't know my&nbsp;<br>
rue power...' (soooo casually)<br>
Asshole - 'Well, er, what do you mean? Anarchist - '&lt;demoniac grin>'<br>
As you can see, the Anarchist knows something that this asshole doesn't...<br>
<br>
[Operation Fuckup]<br>
Geta wheel barrel or two. Fill with gasoline. Get 16 rolls of toilet<br>
paper, unroll &amp; drench in the gasoline. Rip to shreds in gasoline. Get<br>
asbestos gloves. Light a flare (to be punk), grab glob of<br>
saturated toilet paper (you can ignite the glob or not). Throw either<br>
flaming or dripping glob into: any window (picture is the best)<br>
front doors rough grain siding and best of all, brick walls.<br>
First of all, this bitch is near impossible to get off once dried, and<br>
is a terror to people inside when lit! After this... during the<br>
night, get a pickup truck, a few wheel-barrels, and a dozen friends with&nbsp;<br>
shovels. The pickup can be used only for transporting people<br>
and equipment, or doing that, and carting all the dirt. When it gets<br>
around 12:00 (after the loser goes beddie - bye), dig a gargantuan hole<br>
in his front yard until about 3:00. You can either assign three or four<br>
of your friends to cart the dirt ten miles away in the pickup-bed, or<br>
bury his front door in 15' of dirt! After that is done, get<br>
three or four buckets of tar, and coat his windows. You can make an<br>
added twist by igniting the tar when you are all done and ready to<br>
run! That is if the loser has a house. If he lives inside an apartment<br>
building, you must direct the attack more toward his car, and front door.<br>
I usually start out when he goes to work...I find out what his cheap car<br>
looks like, and memorize it for future abuse...It is always fun to paint<br>
his front door (apt.) hot pink with purple polka-dots, and off-neon<br>
colors in diagonal stripes. You can also pound a few hundred or so four<br>
inch nails into his front door (this looks like somebody really<br>
doesn't like you from the inside). Another great is to fill his keyhole<br>
with liquid steel so that after the bastard closes his door - the<br>
only way to get back in is to break it down. If you can spare it, leave<br>
him an axe - that is, implanted three inches into, and through the door!<br>
Now, this next one is difficult, but one of the best! Get a piece of wood<br>
siding that will more than cover his front door completely. Nail two by<br>
fours on the edges of the siding (all except the bottom) so you have<br>
a barge - like contraption. Make a hole at the top that will be large<br>
enough for a cement slide. Mix about six or seven LARGE bags of QUICK<br>
drying cement. Use the cement slide to fill the antichamber created by<br>
the 'barge' that is around his door. Use more two by fours to brace<br>
your little cement-filled barge, and let the little gem dry. When it is,<br>
remove the 'barge' so only a stone monolith remains that covers his door.<br>
Use any remaining cement to make a base around this so he can't just push<br>
it over. When I did this, he called the fire department, and they thought<br>
he meant wood, so they brought axes. I watched with a few dozen or so<br>
other tenants, and laughed my damn ass off! This is only his door! After<br>
he parks his car for the night, the fun really begins...I start out<br>
by opening up the car by jamming a very thin, but loack - inside and out!<br>
Then proceed to put orange-juice syrup all over the seats, so after he<br>
gets through all the other shit that you do, he will have the stickiest<br>
seats in the world. You can then get a few Sunday papers, and crack one of<br>
the windows about four inches. Lightly crumple the papers, and continue to<br>
completely fill the inside of his car with the newspapers. A copy of the<br>
Sunday New York Times will nicely fill a Volkeswagon! What is also quite<br>
amusing is to put his car on cinder blocks, slash his tires at the top, and<br>
fill them with cement! Leave the cinder blocks there so that, after he<br>
knocks the car off of them, he will get about 3 miles to the gallon with<br>
those tires, and do 0 to 60 in about two minutes! It is even more<br>
hilarious when he doesn't know why the hell why! Another is to open his<br>
hood, and then run a few wires from the sparkplugs to the METAL body.<br>
The sure is one HOT car when it is running! Now, I like to pour two pounds<br>
of sugar down his gas tank. If this doesn't blow every gasket in his<br>
engine it will do something called 'carmelizing his engine'. This is when<br>
the extreme heat turns the sugar to carmel, and you literally must<br>
completely take the engine out and apart, and clean each and every<br>
individual part!<br>
Well, if this asshole does not get the message, you had better start to<br>
get serious. If this guide was used properly &amp; as it was intended (no,<br>
not as kindling for the fire), this asshole will either move far away,<br>
seek professional psychological help, commit suicide,<br>
or all of the above!&nbsp;<br>
<br>
                               -----------Exodus----------</p>
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<p>*Note to the Admin, I ALWAYS make A back up of your default page...*</p>
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<p>Props and Luvin to mah niggahs out there,<br>
Devil-C and Perin Aybara777- both of you knowing I could when no one else
thought I could. and being my brothers...<br>
mozy, dr. nuker, subartic, c4ndyman- backing me up, and being by my side when i
would need it...<br>
octane and edoc- you two have helped with with everything from, computers to
life, thanX bros...<br>
ChinaDrum- Do me some sexy pics for mah pages... heheh...</p>
<p>And a few names for the books i have to greet... OpticNerve, Bonafide, tNc,
BonEBoo (bitch said she would beat mah ass if i did not give her greetz), ath0,
Scroll and Doctah, UltraTide and Blue Liquid (heh werd to CNI), aircop and mekk...
And everyone else I did not get a chance to bring up... Oh yeah... I have to add
melaina, she also like BonEBoo bitched... heh, its all good... mmk... peace out
all...</p>
<p>***And KP being the girl she is has to say &quot;Hey Bitches&quot; to ALL her
friends... heh sexy huh?</p>
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	<p align="center"><b><font size="6">-=[ Owned Bah ]=-</font></b></p>
	<p align="center"><b><font size="6">-=[ Jak & KP ]=-</font></b></p>
	<p align="center"><img border="0" src="hacker_jak.jpg" width="200" height="268"><font size="7"><b>&<img border="0" src="hacker_kp.jpg" width="200" height="268"></b></font></p>
	<p align="center"><b><font size="6">-=[ Hacker Jak & Hacker KP]=-</font></b></p>
	<p align="left">Hacker Jak is back, but with a new partner this time... Its not
	PA777, UltraTide, Rec0il, or Devil-C, some of the people I have hacked with in
	the past, no, a new person... a girl... Like her sexy pic? heh, I do... /me
	getting hard... But anyways... Wanted to inform you all... And stand by, more to
	come... Alot more to cum... erm, typo, i swear, come... heh... Anyways, todat is
	4th of July (Note it is now 1:45 EST.) So, HAPPY 4th of July!!@#$^% To Have more
	fun today, I have added a lil story I found in the Jolly Roger Cook Book.
	rev.4.something... Edited bah, exodes... Read, and have fun...</p>
	<hr>
	<p align="left">080: Operation: Fuckup</p>
	<p align="left">Operation: Fuckup by the Jolly Roger<br>
	<br>
	This is a guide for Anarchists and can be funny for non-believers and 12<br>
	and 13 year old runts, and can be a lexicon of deadly knowledge for True<br>
	Anarchists... Serious damage is intended to be dealt here. Do not try<br>
	this stuff unless you want to do a lot of serious Anarchy. <br>
	[Simulation]<br>
	Asshole - 'Listen, you little teenager punk shit, shut the fuck up, or I'll<br>
	knock you down!'<br>
	Anarchist - 'O.K.....You can't say I didn't warn you. You don't know my <br>
	rue power...' (soooo casually)<br>
	Asshole - 'Well, er, what do you mean? Anarchist - '<demoniac grin>'<br>
	As you can see, the Anarchist knows something that this asshole doesn't...<br>
	<br>
	[Operation Fuckup]<br>
	Geta wheel barrel or two. Fill with gasoline. Get 16 rolls of toilet<br>
	paper, unroll & drench in the gasoline. Rip to shreds in gasoline. Get<br>
	asbestos gloves. Light a flare (to be punk), grab glob of<br>
	saturated toilet paper (you can ignite the glob or not). Throw either<br>
	flaming or dripping glob into: any window (picture is the best)<br>
	front doors rough grain siding and best of all, brick walls.<br>
	First of all, this bitch is near impossible to get off once dried, and<br>
	is a terror to people inside when lit! After this... during the<br>
	night, get a pickup truck, a few wheel-barrels, and a dozen friends with <br>
	shovels. The pickup can be used only for transporting people<br>
	and equipment, or doing that, and carting all the dirt. When it gets<br>
	around 12:00 (after the loser goes beddie - bye), dig a gargantuan hole<br>
	in his front yard until about 3:00. You can either assign three or four<br>
	of your friends to cart the dirt ten miles away in the pickup-bed, or<br>
	bury his front door in 15' of dirt! After that is done, get<br>
	three or four buckets of tar, and coat his windows. You can make an<br>
	added twist by igniting the tar when you are all done and ready to<br>
	run! That is if the loser has a house. If he lives inside an apartment<br>
	building, you must direct the attack more toward his car, and front door.<br>
	I usually start out when he goes to work...I find out what his cheap car<br>
	looks like, and memorize it for future abuse...It is always fun to paint<br>
	his front door (apt.) hot pink with purple polka-dots, and off-neon<br>
	colors in diagonal stripes. You can also pound a few hundred or so four<br>
	inch nails into his front door (this looks like somebody really<br>
	doesn't like you from the inside). Another great is to fill his keyhole<br>
	with liquid steel so that after the bastard closes his door - the<br>
	only way to get back in is to break it down. If you can spare it, leave<br>
	him an axe - that is, implanted three inches into, and through the door!<br>
	Now, this next one is difficult, but one of the best! Get a piece of wood<br>
	siding that will more than cover his front door completely. Nail two by<br>
	fours on the edges of the siding (all except the bottom) so you have<br>
	a barge - like contraption. Make a hole at the top that will be large<br>
	enough for a cement slide. Mix about six or seven LARGE bags of QUICK<br>
	drying cement. Use the cement slide to fill the antichamber created by<br>
	the 'barge' that is around his door. Use more two by fours to brace<br>
	your little cement-filled barge, and let the little gem dry. When it is,<br>
	remove the 'barge' so only a stone monolith remains that covers his door.<br>
	Use any remaining cement to make a base around this so he can't just push<br>
	it over. When I did this, he called the fire department, and they thought<br>
	he meant wood, so they brought axes. I watched with a few dozen or so<br>
	other tenants, and laughed my damn ass off! This is only his door! After<br>
	he parks his car for the night, the fun really begins...I start out<br>
	by opening up the car by jamming a very thin, but loack - inside and out!<br>
	Then proceed to put orange-juice syrup all over the seats, so after he<br>
	gets through all the other shit that you do, he will have the stickiest<br>
	seats in the world. You can then get a few Sunday papers, and crack one of<br>
	the windows about four inches. Lightly crumple the papers, and continue to<br>
	completely fill the inside of his car with the newspapers. A copy of the<br>
	Sunday New York Times will nicely fill a Volkeswagon! What is also quite<br>
	amusing is to put his car on cinder blocks, slash his tires at the top, and<br>
	fill them with cement! Leave the cinder blocks there so that, after he<br>
	knocks the car off of them, he will get about 3 miles to the gallon with<br>
	those tires, and do 0 to 60 in about two minutes! It is even more<br>
	hilarious when he doesn't know why the hell why! Another is to open his<br>
	hood, and then run a few wires from the sparkplugs to the METAL body.<br>
	The sure is one HOT car when it is running! Now, I like to pour two pounds<br>
	of sugar down his gas tank. If this doesn't blow every gasket in his<br>
	engine it will do something called 'carmelizing his engine'. This is when<br>
	the extreme heat turns the sugar to carmel, and you literally must<br>
	completely take the engine out and apart, and clean each and every<br>
	individual part!<br>
	Well, if this asshole does not get the message, you had better start to<br>
	get serious. If this guide was used properly & as it was intended (no,<br>
	not as kindling for the fire), this asshole will either move far away,<br>
	seek professional psychological help, commit suicide,<br>
	or all of the above! <br>
	<br>
	-----------Exodus----------</p>
	<hr>
	<center>
	<p>Note to the Admin, I ALWAYS make A back up of your default page...</p>
	</center>
	<p>Props and Luvin to mah niggahs out there,<br>
	Devil-C and Perin Aybara777- both of you knowing I could when no one else
	thought I could. and being my brothers...<br>
	mozy, dr. nuker, subartic, c4ndyman- backing me up, and being by my side when i
	would need it...<br>
	octane and edoc- you two have helped with with everything from, computers to
	life, thanX bros...<br>
	ChinaDrum- Do me some sexy pics for mah pages... heheh...</p>
	<p>And a few names for the books i have to greet... OpticNerve, Bonafide, tNc,
	BonEBoo (bitch said she would beat mah ass if i did not give her greetz), ath0,
	Scroll and Doctah, UltraTide and Blue Liquid (heh werd to CNI), aircop and mekk...
	And everyone else I did not get a chance to bring up... Oh yeah... I have to add
	melaina, she also like BonEBoo bitched... heh, its all good... mmk... peace out
	all...</p>
	<p>***And KP being the girl she is has to say "Hey Bitches" to ALL her
	friends... heh sexy huh?</p>
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