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<li>Compaq says that it will NOT be proting Win2k to its Alpha platform
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/1/11517.html
>Read</a>)<br>Instead, Compaq will stick to its Linux, OpenVMS and Tru64 guns as part of its strategy.
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 06/22/2000 @ 16:36
<li>Microsoft has just created a new programming language :-(
(<a href=http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=00/06/22/1643237&mode=thread
>Read</a>)<br>Fortunately, since I have installed linux on all my machines, one is dual boot Linux/2k I don't have to deal with it myself :-)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 06/22/2000 @ 15:26
<li>FuckMicrosoft.net in the process of upgrading!
(<a href=index.html
>Read</a>)<br>We are adding another server to our network to increase speed, and using homebrew failover to increase reliability!
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 06/21/2000 @ 15:23
<li>What's that ASP Site running?
(<a href=http://aspsourcecode.com/
>Read</a>)<br>Exploits a known flaw in ASP that it seems that noone feels like patching. Inspired me to create a "Security" section to the left. All proof of concept sites that exploit Microsoft flaws can be submitted to paul(at)fuckmicrosoft.net. Thanks in advance.
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 06/20/2000 @ 15:49
<li>Hotmail Clients getting Steamed
(<a href=http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,37001,00.html
>Read</a>)<br>HEHEHE now they are pissing people off! ;-)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 06/20/2000 @ 10:53
<li>What happened to hotmail?
(<a href=http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=00/06/16/1947221
>Read</a>)<br>Interesting "Ask Slashdot" article
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 06/20/2000 @ 10:30
<li>Gates: Antitrust trial "a waste of resources"
(<a href=http://technews.netscape.com/news/0-1003-200-2068986.html?tag=st.ne.1003-203-2071204..ni
>Read</a>)<br>Gates later re-instated that he wasent talking about the antitrust laws, but yet the development, and use of the Windows operating system.
<br>Posted by ZeR0LogiKz
on 6/14/2000 @ 4:11
<li>Microsoft "We fight on"
(<a href=http://cnnfn.com/2000/06/08/companies/ballmer/#TOP
>Read</a>)<br>Whatever. Good luck :-)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 6/8/2000 @ 15:06
<li>Microsoft officially ordered to break up into two pieces
(<a href=http://usvms.gpo.gov/ms-final2.html
>Read</a>)<br>What kind of Anti-M$ site would we be without mentioning this?
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 6/8/2000 @ 14:51
<li>Compaq CEO offered as M$ character witness
(<a href=http://theregister.co.uk/000601-000006.html
>Read</a>)<br>Something always bothered me about compaq, now I see what it is :-)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 6/1/2000 @ 15:41
<li>MS Witness' DreamWorks Site runs Linux
(<a href=http://theregister.co.uk/000601-000016.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 6/1/2000 @ 15:36
<li>Reno Says Gates is "Robber Baron"
(<a href=http://theregister.co.uk/000601-000022.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 6/1/2000 @ 15:32
<li>Hehehe Old, but funny. Mocks M$ and Gap at the same time!
(<a href=http://userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/99oct/19991010.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/26/2000 @ 13:24
<li>I blame Windows :-) (Click to see what I am talking about)
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/000525-000004.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/25/2000 @ 17:12
<li>The Beast Winces
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/000525-000007.html
>Read</a>)<br>Microsoft Breakup plans to be submitted by May 26th. HA HA HA Guess we will have to break up this site too to continue to mock the "Baby Bills"
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/25/2000 @ 16:58
<li>Pictures from Paul's housefire are now available
(<a href=http://www.timmins.net/fire.html
>Read</a>)<br>Paul is noweb4u - noweb4u is Paul See <a href="community.html">Here</a>
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/25/2000 @ 11:01
<li>Potato-Powered Webserver
(<a href=http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=00/05/21/1947222&mode=thread
>Read</a>)<br>Yep we were duped too, but at least they thought enough of linux to make it their OS of choice :-)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/22/2000 @ 12:52
<li>MS Love Bug patch catches flak
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/000522-000005.html
>Read</a>)<br>I think disabling automation of the address book was a good idea, personally...
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/22/2000 @ 12:50
<li>Pissy emails from "billg"
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/000519-000002.html
>Read</a>)<br>Apparently, Billy got pissed when the Executive in charge of Win95 Rollout said integrating IE was stupid
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/22/2000 @ 12:48
<li>Slashdot gives Microsoft lawyers the bum rush
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/000519-000005.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/22/2000 @ 12:46
<li>FBI investigating 911 virus
(<a href=http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/stories/news/0,4586,2504397,00.html
>Read</a>)<br>This is very funny, kinda scary...if you run windows ;-)
<br>Posted by ZeR0LogiKz
on 5/19/2000 @ 22:30
<li>FBI says cybercripe has doubled
(<a href=http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/stories/news/0,4586,2486464,00.html
>Read</a>)<br>Tells about how they have new ways to 'catch hackers'
<br>Posted by ZeR0LogiKz
on 5/19/2000 @ 22:29
<li>FBI looks for laptop with U.S. Secrets
(<a href=http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/stories/news/0,4586,2551118,00.html
>Read</a>)<br>Tells you about security of Over top secret material
<br>Posted by ZeR0LogiKz
on 5/19/2000 @ 22:22
<li>Feds crack down pn piracy ring
(<a href=http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/stories/news/0,4586,2562503,00.html
>Read</a>)<br>Microsoft, Intel, and PWA, Together at last....
<br>Posted by ZeR0LogiKz
on 5/19/2000 @ 22:16
<li>DoJ Rejects Microsoft Remedy
(<a href=http://www.wired.com/news/print/0,1294,36425,00.html
>Read</a>)<br>We all seen this one coming :-)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/18/2000 @ 13:17
<li>Windows Haters Crow Over Worm
(<a href=http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,36194,00.html
>Read</a>)<br>Only Outlook and Outlook express are vulnerable. Why use them?
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/16/2000 @ 17:24
<li>Critics Blast M$ Security
(<a href=http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,36336,00.html
>Read</a>)<br>W2k downgrades fron 3DES to single DES despite settings of 3DES only
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/16/2000 @ 17:22
<li>eBay sticks with Sun servers after outages
(<a href=http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1003-200-1882022.html?tag=st.ne.ron.lthd.ni
>Read</a>)<br>(They blame the outages on a complex website - If they went with IBM or HP they'd probably Blame M$) :-)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/16/2000 @ 12:03
<li>Microsoft's Plans for Penalties
(<a href=http://www.lostbrain.com/microsoft.html
>Read</a>)<br>This is a REALLY funny parody!
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/15/2000 @ 16:48
<li>Fuckmicrosoft.net president Paul Timmins has house fire
(<a href=http://www.timmins.net/fire.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 5/15/2000 @ 13:41
<li>How does Microsoft Ensure Virus Free Software? UNIX Of course!
(<a href=http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q80/5/20.ASP
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>If you were wondering what glare coming from your TV was that was talking about Microsoft...
(<a href=http://www.microsoft.com/PressPass/features/2000/04-27tv2.asp
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>"Open Cookie Jar" - Cookies stored by IE can be viewed by any website!
(<a href=http://www.peacefire.org/security/iecookies/
>Read</a>)<br>Way to go on another great security hole, Bennett and Jamie!
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Microsoft's Rise to Power
(<a href=http://users.aol.com/machcu/msrise.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Webstandards Project Blasts Microsoft's "Arrogant" Break With Standards
(<a href=http://www.webstandards.org/ie55.txt
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Why Microsoft Sucks. I don't COMPLETELY agree with it, but its <a href="http://ynetsux.hypermart.net/mspics.htm">Picture page</a> is hilarious!
(<a href=http://ynetsux.hypermart.net/microsoft.htm
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>One of the BEST Editorial Cartoon sites you'll find out there - And they have a massive Microsoft Page :-)
(<a href=http://www.cagle.com/microsoft/gates121.asp
>Read</a>)<br>They ARE using NT, but oh well, as long as they mock M$, that's fine
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Yes, that face you saw on your TV WAS Bill Gates! - Microsoft starts ridiculous TV ad campaign...
(<a href=http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/features/2000/04-06tv.asp
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>The Verdict and MS: Lapdog to the rescue - A commentary on MS Friendly Press
(<a href=http://www.osopinion.com/Opinions/XavierBasora/XavierBasora67.html
>Read</a>)<br>(Thanks to Jack for above article)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Hopes of Deal fade as DoJ rejects MS offer
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/000327-000004.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Using Windows 9x and IE? Don't click here!
(<a href=win9xsux.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Customize your BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death)
(<a href=http://www.pla-netx.com/linebackn/news/bsod.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Microsoft drowns out corel by cranking volume at CeBIT 2000
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/000226-000002.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Mindcraft proves NT does nothing very well
(<a href=http://www.segfault.org/story.phtml?mode=2&id=377c4f9f-039ab200
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Senior Navy officer has harsh words for Microsoft
(<a href=http://www.gcn.com/vol1_no1/daily-updates/1308-1.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>The new Microsoft Keyboard (joke)
(<a href=http://www.lisolutions.com/chrisc/mskeyboard.jpg
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Transmeta, which for the last 5 years has been secretive about themselves. On 1/19/00 all was revealed. Introducing, the Crusoe Mobile Processor!
(<a href=http://www.transmeta.com
>Read</a>)<br>Disclaimer: Linus Torvalds works for Transmeta, and we like Linus :-)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 1/19/2000 @ 12:00
<li>Microsoft CEO Bill Gates steps down. Bill Gates has quit the over powering sofware giant to.. get this.. Develop software. While he still holds chairholder, he is no longer a "big brother ...er boss."
(<a href=http://technews.netscape.com/news/0-1003-200-1522563.html?tag=st.ne.1002.tgif?st.ne.fd.gif.b
>Read</a>)<br>Personally I feel that Microsoft is going down the tubes and he got out early...
<br>Posted by ZeR0LogiKz
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>MS exec illegally chases and shoots 4 antelopes
(<a href=http://theregister.co.uk/991223-000005.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>BOFH Returns from dead
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/000210-000023.html
>Read</a>)<br>(While it has nothing to do with M$, it's funny :-)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Half of all schools in the UK are software pirates
(<a href=http://theregister.co.uk/000111-000015.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Golf snobs turn their backs on Gates
(<a href=http://theregister.co.uk/000105-000010.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Ralph Nader slams Microsoft pricing strategies
(<a href=http://theregister.co.uk/991221-000005.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Gates forsees "new pricing models" (And we ain't talking supermodels either, folks :-( )
(<a href=http://theregister.co.uk/000113-000024.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
<li>Although an old story, MTV Goes yellow as a report on hackers
(<a href=http://www.2600.com/news/1999/1019.html
>Read</a>)<br>(If anyone has this show in any kind of format please send it or email <a href="mailto:adam@fuckmicrosoft.net">adam@fuckmicrosoft.net</a> - thankyou)
<br>Posted by ZeR0LogiKz
on 0/0/0000 @ 0:00
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