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<a href="http://www.palm.com/">Palm Computing</a>
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<b>Windows Secuity</b><br>
<a href="http://www.microsoft.com/security/">Microsoft.com
Security</a><br>
<a href="http://aspsourcecode.com/">What's that ASP Page Running?</a><br>
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<b>Other Anti-Microsoft Sites</b><br>
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<a href="http://www.fuckmicrosoft.com/">fuckmicrosoft.com</a><br>
<a href="http://www.microsith.com/">Microsith.com MS Parody Site</a><br>
<a href="http://www.pla-netx.com/linebackn/evil/billwilldo.html">The future belongs to Microsoft</a><br>
<a href="http://www.msboycott.com/">The Microsoft Boycott Campaign</a><br>
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Microsoft's site was down on Sun, July 2nd. Overload? or
Windows Sucks? (<a
href=images/2000_07_02_133101_shot.jpg>View</a>)<br>
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><font size="1"><Font Size="1" Face="Arial" color=red>New!</font> IRC.FUCKMICROSOFT.NET - Chat and rave about how much Microsoft Blows!<br>
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><font size="1">Go to
#irc.fuckmicrosoft.net - Join the site operators - noweb4u</font><br>
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because you have accessed this server 0 times!</font><br>
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<b>News (Updated Wednesday 08/02/2000 10:08 EST)</b><br>
Archives are available for those who want to learn more (<a href="archives.html">View</a>)<br>
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<li>Microsoft Final Solution
(<a href=http://wtf.rotten.com/wtf/wtf.01/final.html
>Read</a>)<br>Thanks to Slash for the pointer (and for helping me with my ruck :-))
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 08/02/2000 @ 10:15
<li>A reply I just found to the "Linux Myths" page by M$
(<a href=http://unix-vs-nt.org/kirch/
>Read</a>)<br>It is old, but excellent research
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 08/01/2000 @ 11:20
<li>Microsoft tries to take www.microsof.com
(<a href=http://www.microsof.com
>Read</a>)<br>Watch out for the popup ad
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 7/31/2000 @ 15:43
<li>Ballmer: "Linux is communism"
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/1/12266.html
>Read</a>)<br>Can he stick his foot further in his mouth? Last I checked IE was free too.
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 7/31/2000 @ 15:28
<li>More updates cometh!
(<a href=index.html
>Read</a>)<br>The new backend under development (which was used to post this story) will make updates to the site easier!
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 7/31/2000 @ 14:56
<li>Paul (noweb4u) Finally gets back online at home
(<a href=http://www.timmins.net/fire.html
>Read</a>)<br>Not even a house fire can keep me down :-)
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 7/31/2000 @ 00:41
<li>Microsoft is begging for the supreme court to not take their case
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/12169.html
>Read</a>)<br>Sorry for the slow updates folks, I have been pretty busy lately :-(
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 7/26/2000 @ 15:26
<li>Sometimes Barney starts playing peekaboo on his own!
(<a href=http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/ARTICLES/Q172/6/53.asp
>Read</a>)<br>This is just disturbing
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 07/07/2000 @ 14:05
<li>Microsoft has a policy to fire Temps after 364 days
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/1/11713.html
>Read</a>)<br>With the way they treat customers, is it any surprise they treat employees like shit?
<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 06/30/2000 @ 13:42
<li>BOFH: What the Microsoft Breakup Really means
(<a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/30/11175.html
>Read</a>)<br>Posted by noweb4u
on 06/22/2000 @ 16:51
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<b>Whiny crap from the Microsoft front</b><br>
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Bill Gates -<br>
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"Curiously, while the DOJ is claiming that Windows should not include
browsing capabilities, Microsoft competitors are busy incorporating basic
operating system services such as printing and running applications into
their browsers, making them nothing less than "an operating system." (<a
href="http://www.microsoft.com/billgates/columns/oped/11-10wsjoped.htm">Read</a>)<br>
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<b>Some of our favorite quotes:</b><br>
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<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11>"I find it appropriate that a corporation that attained dominance not as a result of the superiority of their products but as a result of thier marketing and propaganda machine is going to be brought down not by any o
ne given violation of laws or an airtight legal case against them, but by
the ineptitude of thier legal defense and inability to be realistic in the face of facts."<br>
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><i>-- Flak Magnet</i><br>
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11>"Microsoft products are like playing russian rulette with an automatic, your only lucky
if someone is stupid enough to not put
in the clip"<br>
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><img
src="images/trans.gif" width=11><i>-- ZeR0LogiKz</i><br>
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11>"It took the power of 3 Commodore 64's to go to the moon, but it
takes a 486 to run Windows... Something is desperately wrong here"<br>
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><i>Seen on <a href="http://www.slashdot.org">Slashdot.org</a> as
someone's signature line</i><br>
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<b>Interesting Links</b><br>
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<li>Parody of Microsoft's "dot-truth" series about linux and sun. (<a
href="http://www.microsith.com/jedix-myths.php3">Read</a>)(<a href="http://www.dot-truth.com/">See Original dot-truth
page</a>)
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<li>Windows 98 crashes during demo (1.7M .mov file) (<a href="gates.30.240.mov">See It!</a>)
<img src=images/trans.gif width=11>
<li>Bill Gates gets Pied! (724K Mpeg) (<a href="http://www.consumptionjunction.com/Media/Videos/cream.mpeg">See It!</A>)<br>
Thanks to Micromatrix for the Above
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<li>Caldera vs. Microsoft DR-DOS case settled. See the orginal case documents. VERY INTERESTING! (<a
href="http://www.drdos.com/fullstory/final4.html">Click Here</a>)
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><li>The Netscape 0.9 Time capsule, the beginning of a revolution.
(<a
href="http://www.eng.buffalo.edu/~clau/mozilla/">View</a>)
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><li>In an attempt to give you all a link to tell Microsoft about
there "Great new product"
Internet Explorer (5.01) They require
you to buy the product first. What a load of crap. (<a href=http://register.microsoft.com/regwiz/wiz806.asp>View</a>)
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11><li>Download the All New Internet Explorer 5.01 128-Bit Encryption
today! NOT! Well well
well. Microsoft was smart on this one! In an attempt to download there 5.01 128 Bit version of Internet Explorer, The link
that they had on the page refered back to it self... Little paranoid, or a little stupid? (<a
href="http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/download/128bit/intro.htm">View</a>)
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