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| <title>Fuckmicrosoft.net - A Community of Caring</title> | |
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| <b>Real Operating Systems</b><br> | |
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| <a href="http://www.slackware.com/">Slackware Linux</a><br> | |
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| <a href="http://www.redhat.com/">Redhat Linux</a><br> | |
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| <a href="http://www.sun.com/solaris">Sun Solaris</a><br> | |
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| <a href="http://www.freebsd.com/">FreeBSD</a><br> | |
| <br> | |
| <b>Windows CE Alternatives</b><br> | |
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| <a href="http://www.palm.com/">Palm Computing</a> | |
| <br> | |
| <b>Windows Secuity</b><br> | |
| <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/security/">Microsoft.com | |
| Security</a><br> | |
| <a href="http://aspsourcecode.com/">What's that ASP Page Running?</a><br> | |
| <br> | |
| <b>Other Anti-Microsoft Sites</b><br> | |
| <img src="images/trans.gif" width=11> | |
| <a href="http://www.fuckmicrosoft.com/">fuckmicrosoft.com</a><br> | |
| <a href="http://www.microsith.com/">Microsith.com MS Parody Site</a><br> | |
| <a href="http://www.pla-netx.com/linebackn/evil/billwilldo.html">The future belongs to Microsoft</a><br> | |
| <a href="http://www.msboycott.com/">The Microsoft Boycott Campaign</a><br> | |
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| <h4>We really do care!</h4> | |
| <font size=2> | |
| <p>Here at fuckmicrosoft.net, we go to great lengths to ensure that you are recieving the best and most | |
| up to date technologies.<br> | |
| This kind of diligence takes a large team of professionals... Well, sort of.</p> | |
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| <hr> | |
| <h4>Our Founder: Paul - A.K.A noweb4u (<a | |
| href="mailto:paul@fuckmicrosoft.net">paul@fuckmicrosoft.net</a>)</h4> | |
| ICQ Status (Home): <img | |
| src="/proxies/icq/noweb4u-h.html" width=68 height=21><br>ICQ Status (Work): <img src="/proxies/icq/noweb4u-w.html" width=68 height=21><br> | |
| <img src="/images/paul-hotel-room.jpg" width=250 height=263><br> | |
| <p><font size=2>Paul Timmins (me) is a Technical Specialist with an | |
| Internet company in Detroit, MI. I recently relocated to the area, and therefore can't spend much time | |
| on the internet outside of work. The picture was taken at a hotel I was staying at when I first | |
| moved.<br> | |
| UPDATE: I'm living in a house now, with a dual channel dedicated 128K ISDN connection :-) I'm always online >:-) I also run a | |
| secondary server out of my bedroom, and am preparing to add a third of my own later. This will bring the total to somewhere | |
| between 4 and 5 servers serving this site. WOOHOO!!!! | |
| </font> | |
| </p> | |
| <h4>Our Associate Content Editor and Writer: Adam - A.K.A. ZeR0LogiKz (<a | |
| href="mailto:adam@fuckmicrosoft.net">adam@fuckmicrosoft.net</a>)</h4> | |
| ICQ Status: <img src=/proxies/icq/zer0logikz.html width=68 height=21><br> | |
| <img src=/images/adam.jpg><br> | |
| <p><font size=2>Adam has shared my Anti-Microsoft sentiment for as long as I can remember. He has a high | |
| speed | |
| internet connection in his home from an unnamed provider, and serves various portions of this site, | |
| including our guestbook. Adam also writes plenty of content for the site as well. He makes a fine | |
| addition to the fuckmicrosoft.net team.</font></p> | |
| <h4>Reporter and Official Best Significant Other: Becky - A.K.A mace (<a | |
| href="mailto:becky@fuckmicrosoft.net">becky@fuckmicrosoft.net</a>) </h4> | |
| ICQ Status: <img src="/proxies/icq/mace.html" width=68 height=21><br> | |
| <img src="/images/becky-n-paul.jpg" width=250 height=189><br> | |
| <p><font size=2>Becky spends most of her free time writing, so I figured I would put it to good use. | |
| Along with | |
| that, Becky is also my (Paul) significant other. Not only that, but I am teaching her Linux. How many | |
| guys can get their girlfriends to do that!? Guess I am just lucky :-).</font></p> | |
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| <center>All content Copyright ©2000 <a href="mailto:paul@fuckmicrosoft.net">Paul Timmins</a>, <a | |
| href="mailto:adam@fuckmicrosoft.net">ZeR0LogiKz</a> | |
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