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<title>FuckMicrosoft.Net Registration</title>
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<a STYLE='color:#FFFFFF;text-decoration:none;'
href="http://guestbook.fuckmicrosoft.net">Guestbook</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp;
<a STYLE='color:#FFFFFF;text-decoration:none;'
href="community.html">Community</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp;<a
STYLE='color:#FFFFFF;text-decoration:none;' href="index.html">fuckmicrosoft.net Home</a>
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<a href="index.html" target=_top><img
src="images/fuckmicrosoft.jpg" border=0 width=112 height=40></a></td></tr>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="index.html" STYLE='color:#FFFFFF;text-decoration:none;'>Home</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;|
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&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="registration.html" STYLE='color:#FFFFFF;text-decoration:none;'>Registration</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;|
&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="kb/index.html" STYLE='color:#FFFFFF;text-decoration:none;'>Knowledge Base</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;|
&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="3rdparty/index.html" STYLE='color:#FFFFFF;text-decoration:none;'>3rd Party</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;|
&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="windowsfucks/index.html" STYLE='color:#FFFFFF;text-decoration:none;'>Windows Fuck-ups</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;|
&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="stats.html" STYLE='color:#FFFFFF;text-decoration:none;'>Site Statistics</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;|
&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="archives.html" STYLE='color:#FFFFFF;text-decoration:none;'>News Archives</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;|
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<b>Real Operating Systems</b><br>
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11>
<a href="http://www.slackware.com/">Slackware Linux</a><br>
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<a href="http://www.redhat.com/">Redhat Linux</a><br>
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<a href="http://www.sun.com/solaris">Sun Solaris</a><br>
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<a href="http://www.freebsd.com/">FreeBSD</a><br>
<br>
<b>Windows CE Alternatives</b><br>
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11>
<a href="http://www.palm.com/">Palm Computing</a>
<br>
<b>Windows Secuity</b><br>
<a href="http://www.microsoft.com/security/">Microsoft.com
Security</a><br>
<a href="http://aspsourcecode.com/">What's that ASP Page Running?</a><br>
<br>
<b>Other Anti-Microsoft Sites</b><br>
<img src="images/trans.gif" width=11>
<a href="http://www.fuckmicrosoft.com/">fuckmicrosoft.com</a><br>
<a href="http://www.microsith.com/">Microsith.com MS Parody Site</a><br>
<a href="http://www.pla-netx.com/linebackn/evil/billwilldo.html">The future belongs to Microsoft</a><br>
<a href="http://www.msboycott.com/">The Microsoft Boycott Campaign</a><br>
<center><a href="http://www.kmfms.com"><img src="http://www.kmfms.com/kmfms-now.gif" border=0 width=90
height=30></center>
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<center><a href="http://www.peacefire.org/"><img src="images/pfire.gif" width=88
height=31 border=0></a></center>
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height=76 width=112></a></center>
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Soon you will be able to register on FuckMicrosoft.net for Redirectors,
E-Mail aliases and More. Please come back often to see updates!<br>
</center>
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<center>All content Copyright &copy;2000 <a href="mailto:paul@fuckmicrosoft.net">Paul Timmins</a>, <a
href="mailto:adam@fuckmicrosoft.net">ZeR0LogiKz</a>
. All
Rights
Reserved</center>
<center>Microsoft, the Microsoft Logo, and Windows are registered trademarks of the Microsoft
Corporation</center>
<center>All other trademarks are property of their respective owners.</center>
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