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document.writeln("<FONT SIZE="+headline_font_size+" FACE="+headline_font+" COLOR='#"+headline_fgcolor+"'")
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if ((counter != (global_article.length - 1)) || moreover_text != 1)
{
document.writeln("<A HREF='"+global_article[counter].document_url+"' >")
document.writeln("<FONT FACE="+source_font+" SIZE="+source_font_size+" COLOR='#"+source_fgcolor+"'>")
document.writeln(""+global_article[counter].source+"</FONT></A>&nbsp;&nbsp;")
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document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='heading_font_size' VALUE='-1'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='source_font_size' VALUE='-2'>")
document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='cluster_width' VALUE='400'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='time_display' VALUE='Yes'>")
document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='time_font' VALUE='Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='cluster_cellspacing' VALUE='0'>")
document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='heading_font' VALUE='Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='number_of_headlines' VALUE='20'>")
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document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='access_fgcolor' VALUE='CC6600'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='time_font_size' VALUE='-2'>")
document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='headline_bgcolor' VALUE='ffff99'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='cluster_name' VALUE='index_advertising'>")
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document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='headline_font' VALUE='Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='heading_bold' VALUE='Yes'>")
document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='item_spacing' VALUE='5'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='wizard_brand' VALUE='moreover'>")
document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='heading_bgcolor' VALUE='ffff99'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='cluster_cellpadding' VALUE='1'>")
document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='heading_fgcolor' VALUE='666600'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='source_fgcolor' VALUE='CC6600'>")
document.writeln("<INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='cluster_border' VALUE='0'><INPUT TYPE='hidden' NAME='cluster_layout' VALUE='<br>'>")
document.writeln("</TD></FORM></TR>")
// End of clone button code //
document.writeln("</TABLE></CENTER></TD></TR></TABLE></CENTER>")
// ************************************************************************************
// This code is subject to the copyright and warranty restrictions detailed at
// http://w.moreover.com/wizard_copyright.html
// Copyright 1999 Moreover.com Inc. All rights reserved.
// *************************************************************************************
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