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<p>
<br>
<center>j00 got 0wned bah, Hackah Jak</center>
<br>
<br>
unique a : Being without a like or equal; unmatched; unequaled; unparalleled; single in kind or excellence; sole.<br>
cuisine n : the practice or manner of preparing food<br>
<br>
---Note From Hacker---
Ok, well, the only reasion I am defaceing this site is because I want some gawd daym food! And I went to order a pizza and no where delivers to where I live! Now, What is the deal with this?<br>
Here is how the call went...<br>
<br>
*RING*<br>
*RING*<br>
Thank you for calling Pappa John's we are helping other customers, your call will be answered in the order that it was recived.<br>
*WAIT* (10 mins.) Then...<br>
---<br>
(Worker) Thank you for calling Pappa John's, would you like to try our special?<br>
(Jak) Nah, thats ok... I would just like a large pizza, with: Tomatoes, Bananna Peppers, Pepperoni, Sauage.<br>
(Jak) Also miss, I have a discount card, for a large pizza for only $9.99.<br>
(Worker) Alright, I have a large pizza, with the 4 topping for $9.99, is that correct?<br>
(Jak) Yes. <br>
(Worker) Will this be for pick up or delivery? <br>
(Jak) uhhh delivery! <br>
(Workser) That will be no problem, can I just get your address? <br>
(Jak) Sure, its Jak at ************. (Of course I'm not puttin mah addy on here... mmk? heh)<br>
(Worker) Sir, I'm sorry, the computer shows that we don't deliver to your area, if you would like, I could put it in for pick up.<br>
(Jak) Listen, I am sitting at home naked, is my dong hangin here... I don't want to leave my house, could you just please have someone drop it off to me, I will give them a nice tip.<br>
(Worker) Excuse me?<br>
(Jak) What I'm tryin to say here is I don't want to pick the mother fucker up, now have someone deliver the fuckin thing!<br>
(Worker) Maybe you should call Pizza Hut or somewhere else.<br>
(Jak) I did, they told me to call here.<br>
(Worker) Good bye sir<br>
(Jak) Bitch, don't you fuckin hang.... *CLICK*<br>
*HANGS UP THE PHONE*<br>
<br>
Yeah she was a bitch... grrr and i am still in need of food... heh<br>
<br>
<center>Greets to: aircop, tNc, Hackwiser,<br>
rmac, #blacksun, and my borhter devil-c<br>
scroll, doctah, opticmyst, pogo, da^bomb</center><br>
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