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<td ALIGN=LEFT VALIGN=CENTER><img SRC="yucca.jpg" ALT="Silicon Desert" height=125 width=84><img SRC="silback2.gif" ALT="Silicon Desert" VSPACE=20 height=85 width=164>
<p>Who Do You Want Us To 0wn Today?</td>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font color="#0099CC">DSL Sucks...
But its provided by:</font></font></h5>
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<div align=right><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=-2>For
more information, Please contact:</font></font>
<br><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=-2>Bill Walters
(505) 555-1212</font></font>
<br><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=-2>0wned By: Bevis
LTC.</font></font>
<br><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=-2>Email:<a href="mailto:bwalters@silicon-desert.com">bwalters@yep...i.got.0wned.com</a></font></font></div>
<br><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=-2><a href="mailto:bwalters@silicon-desert.com"></a></font></font>&nbsp;</td>
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<td ALIGN=LEFT VALIGN=TOP><b><font face="Arial">News.. HA.. Heres Real
News</font></b>
<br><a href="http://www.wunderground.com/US/NM/Albuquerque.html"><img SRC="bar.gif" ALT="Silicon Desert" VSPACE=5 BORDER=0 height=2 width=175></a>
<br><font face="Arial"><a href="http://www.slashdot.org">/. Slashdot.org</a></font><font face="Arial"><a href="http://www.cnn.com"></a></font>
<p><b><font face="Arial">Da Weather Up In Dis Bitch</font></b>
<br><img SRC="bar.gif" ALT="Silicon Desert" VSPACE=5 height=2 width=175>
<br><a href="http://www.wunderground.com/US/NM/Albuquerque.html"><img SRC="Albuquerque.gif" ALT="Albuquerque Temp" BORDER=0 height=28 width=53 align=LEFT></a>
<font face="Arial"><a href="http://www.accuweather.com/weatherf/index_corp">Acuweather</a>,
<a href="http://www.weather.com/twc/homepage.twc">Weather.com</a>, <a href="http://www.ahhh-allegra.com/pollen/ABQ.htm">Pollen
Count</a></font>
<p><b><font face="Arial">Business Pimps &amp; Money Hoes</font></b>
<br><img SRC="bar.gif" ALT="Silicon Desert" VSPACE=5 height=2 width=175>
<br><font face="Arial"><a href="http://www.dbc.com/cgi-bin/htx.exe/dbcfiles/indext.html?source=core/dbc">Market
Indexes</a>,&nbsp; <a href="http://www.financeline.com/showrate.htm">Mortgage
Rates</a>, <a href="http://www.cnnfn.com">CNNfn</a>, <a href="http://www.smithbarney.com">Smith
Barney</a></font></td>
<td ALIGN=LEFT VALIGN=TOP><b><font face="Arial">Local Shit For Shit Town</font></b>
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<br><font face="Arial"><a href="http://www.nmsource.com/movies/homepage.asp">Movie
Showtimes</a>, <a href="http://www.abqjournal.com">Albuquerque Journal</a>,
<a href="http://nmbw.nmsource.com/">NM Business Weekly</a>, <a href="http://www.desert.net/alibi">Weekly
Alibi</a>, <a href="http://www.nmsource.com">NMSource.com</a></font>
<p><b><font face="Arial">Sports Sucks</font></b>
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<br><font face="Arial"><a href="http://www.cnnsi.com/">CNNSI,</a> <a href="http://ESPN.SportsZone.com/">ESPN</a></font>
<br><font face="Arial"><a href="http://www.majorleaguebaseball.com/">Major
League Baseball</a>, <a href="http://www.nba.com/">NBA</a>, <a href="http://www.nfl.com/">NFL&nbsp;</a></font>
<p><b><font face="Arial">Search Engines Suck Too</font></b>
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<br><font face="Arial"><font size=+0><a href="http://www.allthesites.com/">Allthesites</a>,
<a href="http://www.altavista.digital.com/">Alta Vista</a>, <a href="http://www.excite.com/">Excite</a>,
<a href="http://www.hotbot.com/">HotBot</a>, <a href="http://www.infoseek.com/">Infoseek</a>,
<a href="http://www.yahoo.com/">Yahoo</a></font></font>
<p><b><font face="Arial">Miscellaneous Bullshit</font></b>
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<br><font face="Arial"><font size=+0><a href="http://www.broadcast.com">Broadcast.com</a>,
<a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon.com</a></font></font></td>
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<br><font face="Arial">Silicon Desert, LLC.</font>
<br><font face="Arial">0wned By Bevis LTC.</font>
<br><font face="Arial">Albuquerque, NM&nbsp;</font>
<br><font face="Arial">505-555-1212</font></td>
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