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<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Alabama</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a
vehicle.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dominoes
may not be played on Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in
church.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Putting
salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Boogers
may not be flicked into the wind.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Unlawful
bear exploitation; penalties.(a) A person commits the
offense of unlawful bear exploitation if he or she knowingly
does any one of the following: (1) Promotes, engages in, or
is employed at a bear wrestling match. (2) Receives money
for the admission of another person to a place kept for bear
wrestling. (3) Sells, purchases, possesses, or trains a bear
for bear wrestling. (4) For purposes of exploitation,
subjects a bear to surgical alteration in any form,
including, but not limited to, declawing, tooth removal, and
severing tendons. (b) Unlawful bear exploitation is a Class
B felony and is punishable as provided by law. -Section
13A-12-5 (Passed in 1996) </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you
have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
must have windshield wipers on your car.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Masks
may not be worn in public.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Men may
not spit in front of the opposite sex.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not drive barefooted.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. </font></li>
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<p align="left"><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Anniston</font></em></p>
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<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.</font></p>
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<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Jasper</em></font></p>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick
larger in diameter than his thumb.</font></p>
</li>
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<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Lee
County</em></font></p>
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<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on
Wednesday.</font></p>
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<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Mobile</em></font></p>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels. </font></li>
</ul>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Montgomery</em></font></p>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street,
for fear of it spooking horses. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font></p>
</li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Alaska</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Moose
may not be viewed from an airplane.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">While
it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the
purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum
and are rarely found to exist. -Sec. 44.62.270. State
policy.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a
moving airplane.</font></p>
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<p align="left"><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Fairbanks</font></em>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a
moose.</font></p>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Arizona</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Hunting
camels is prohibited. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered
a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There
is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Donkeys
cannot sleep in bathtubs.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">When
being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only
protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person
posseses.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not have more than two dildos in a house.</font></li>
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<p><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Glendale</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cars
may not be driven in reverse.</font></li>
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<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Globe</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cards
may not be played in the street with a Native American.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Hayden</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If you
bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Maricopa
County</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No more
than six girls may live in any house.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Mesa</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place
unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Mohave
County</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash
himself with it until it is all used up.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Nogales</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">An
ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Prescott</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county
court house.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Tucson</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may not wear pants.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Tombstone</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less
than one missing tooth visible when smiling.</font></li>
</ul>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Arkansas</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street
bridge in Little Rock.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Arkansas
must be pronounced &quot;Arkansaw&quot;</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A law
provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not
get a raise.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A man
can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Oral
sex is considered to be sodomy.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Alligators
may not be kept in bathtubs.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
person shall be permitted under any pretext whatever, to
come nearer then fifty feet of any door of window of any
polling room, from the opening of the polls until the
certification of the returns. -Arkansas Law, section 4761</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Fayetteville</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to kill &quot;any living creature&quot;.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Little
Rock</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dogs
may not bark after 6 PM.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Flirtation
between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may
result in a 30-day jail term.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on
Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where
cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 <small><small>P.M.</small></small>
-Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54</font></li>
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<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">California</font></p>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Sunshine
is guaranteed to the masses.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Animals
are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Bathhouses
are against the law. <font color="#000000"><i> </i></font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is a
misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving
vehicle, unless the target is a whale.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may not drive in a house coat.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Many
animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths,
and elephants. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In an
animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the
same guidelines as cats and dogs.<i><font color="#000000"> </font></i></font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Arcadia</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Peacocks
have the right of way to cross any street, including
driveways.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Alhambra</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the
proper permit.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Baldwin
Park</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Nobody
is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Belvedere</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">City
Council order reads: &quot;No dog shall be in a public place
without its master on a leash.&quot; </font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Blythe</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You are
not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at
least two cows.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Burlingame</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Carmel</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Ice
cream may not be&nbsp;eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
(Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may not wear high heels while in the city limits.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Chico</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Detonating
a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500
fine.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Downey</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Hollywood</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood
Boulevard at one time.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Lafayette</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You are
forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another
person.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><i>Lodi</i></font></p>
<p>&nbsp;
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to own or sell &quot;Silly String&quot;.</font></li>
</ul>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Lompoc</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered
disturbing the peace. </font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Long
Beach</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cars
are the only item allowed in a garage.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Los
Angeles</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2
inches without her consent.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not hunt moths under a street light.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to cry on the witness stand.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Toads
may not be licked. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is a
crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. &nbsp;Breaking
this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months
in prison.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Zoot
suits are prohibited. </font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Ontario</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Roosters
may not crow in the city limits.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Pacific
Grove</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Molesting
butterflies can result in a $500 fine. </font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Palm
Springs</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the
hours of four and six PM.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Pasadena</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Prunedale</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Two
bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Redlands</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Motor
vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a
lantern is wallking ahead of it.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Riverside</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One may
not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>San Diego</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February
second may be fined up to $250.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>San
Francisco</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Prohibits
elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are
on a leash.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Persons
classified as &quot;ugly&quot; may not walk down any street.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a
street corner.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Giving
or receiving oral sex is prohibited.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>San Jose</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Santa
Monica</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not play percussion instruments on the beach.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Temecula</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Ducks
have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all
times.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Car
dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to
sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Tags
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<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><i>Colorado
Springs</i></font></p>
<p>&nbsp;
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits,
except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.</font></li>
</ul>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><i>Crippe
Creek</i><br>
</font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground
floor of any building.</font></li>
</ul>
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<p><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Denver</font></em></p>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The dog
catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three
consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and
along a public road running through said park.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is&nbsp;unlawful
to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not drive a black car on Sundays.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Durango</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to go in public dressed in clothes
&quot;unbecoming&quot; on one's sex.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Logan
County</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Pueblo</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Sterling</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cats
may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.</font></li>
</ul>
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<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per
hour.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In
order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it
must bounce.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.</font></p>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is
prohibited. <font color="#ff0000">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
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<p align="left"><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Devon</font></em>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.</font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Guilford</em></font>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Only
white Christmas lights are allowed for display.</font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Hartford</em></font>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your
hands.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You&nbsp;may
not educate dogs.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.</font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>New
Britain</em></font>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going
to a fire.</font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Southington</em></font>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Silly
string is banned.</font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Waterbury</em></font>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while
working on a customer.</font></p>
</li>
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<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is
carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.</font></p>
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<p align="left"><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Lewes</font></em>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal to wear pants that are &quot;firm fitting&quot;
around the waist.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Getting
married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.</font></p>
</li>
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<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can
the salon owner.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on
Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If an
elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee
has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a
swimsuit.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Men may
not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Having
sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to skateboard without a license.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">When
having sex, only the missionary position is legal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not fart in a public place after 6 <small>P.M.</small> on
Thursdays.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
considered an offense to shower naked.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You are
not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip
the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Oral
sex is illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not kiss your wife's breasts.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Penalty
for horse theft is death by hanging.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to block any traveled wagon road. </font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Big Pine
Key</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or
will have to go to jail.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Cape
Coral</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a
clothesline.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It it
illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front
of your house on the street. &nbsp;This law is limited to
only those who do not own the house. <font color="red">(Repealed
2000)</font></font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Daytona
Beach</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
molestation of trash cans is banned.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Sec.
10-56. While intoxicated, under influence of narcotics,
prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or
bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the
corporate limits of the city when under the influence of
intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his
or her normal faculties are impaired. (Code 1955, § 28-64)</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Sec.
22-44. Storage, depositing prohibited. It shall be unlawful
for any person, either as owner, occupant, lessee, agent,
tenant, or otherwise, to store or deposit, or cause or
permit to be stored or deposited, any abandoned, junked or
discarded motor vehicle or motor vehicles upon any public or
private property within the city. (Code 1955, § 20-11)</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Sec.
18-2. Weeds, trash, etc., as a public nuisance; removal by
property owner or by city at owner's expense; notice and
hearing; lien for expenses. (a) The existence of weeds,
trash, undergrowth, brush, filth, garbage or other refuse on
any lot, tract or parcel of land within the city which has
caused the property to become, or which may reasonably cause
the property to become infested, or inhabited by rodents,
vermin or wild animals, or may furnish a breeding place for
mosquitoes or threatens the public health, safety or
welfare, or may reasonably cause disease or adversely
affects and impairs the economic welfare of the adjacent
property, is declared to constitute a public nuisance and is
hereby prohibited.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Hialeah</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Ambling
and strolling is a misdemeanor.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Jupiter
Inlet Colony Inlet</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Sec.
3-1. Bird sanctuary declared. (a) It is hereby declared that
all territory embraced within the corporate limits of the
municipality shall be a bird sanctuary. (b) It shall be
unlawful for any person within the municipality to shoot,
trap or in any manner kill, wound or maim any bird of any
kind, or at any time to throw at any birds of any kind any
missile with slingshots or any other weapon, or to disturb
their eggs or their young or their nests. (Ord. No. 8-59,
§§ 1, 2, 8-10-59)</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Key West</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Chickens
are considered a 'protected species'.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Miami</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless
gown.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Sec.
8-3. Bell or other warning device. No person shall operate a
bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable
of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100
feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any
person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle. (Code 1967,
§ 8-3; Code 1980, § 8-3)</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Pensacola</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Citizens
may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on
their person.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up
according to the contents of the barrel.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A women
can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a
bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Pinecrest</em></font></p>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In
order to operate a burglar alarm, a permit must be obtained.
Sec. 12-23. Registration required; application;
transferability; false statements. (a)All persons must
complete and submit to the village an emergency contact
registration form for their alarm if they operate or cause
to be operated an alarm system in the village. A separate
registration is required for each alarm system. Upon receipt
of a completed registration form, the police department
shall issue a numbered alarm sticker to the applicant to
facilitate retrieval of registration information. (Ord. No.
97-17, § 1, 10-14-97)</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Sanford</em></font></p>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Stage
nudity is banned, with the exception of &quot;bona
fide&quot; theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance
results in a $100 fine.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Sarasota</em></font></p>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If you
hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not catch crabs.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Tampa
Bay</em></font></p>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 <small>P.M</small>.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies&nbsp;in
a funeral home or in a coroners office.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by
&quot;fighting&quot; words. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Members
of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while
the state assembly is in session.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Donkeys
may not be kept in bathtubs.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Signs
are required to be written in English.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Acworth</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
citizens must own a rake.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Atlanta</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Against
the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One man
may not be on another man's back.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Columbus</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Can't
cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on
Sunday.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Gainesville</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Chicken
must be eaten with the hands.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Jonesboro</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to say &quot;Oh, Boy&quot;</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Kennesaw</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Every
head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. </font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Marietta</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Though
it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit
from a truck.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>St.
Mary's</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Quitman</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a chicken to cross the road.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cars
are not to drive on sidewalks.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Coins
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Honolulu</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Within
the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any
bird.&nbsp; (SEC. 10-1.2)</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Illegal
for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing
less than fifty pounds.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not fish on a camel's back.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Riding
a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Boise</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Residents
may not fish from a giraffe's back.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Coeur d'
Alene</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If a
police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the
occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash
his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the
car.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Pocatello</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A law
passed in 1912 provided that &quot;The carrying of concealed
weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public
view.&quot;</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A&nbsp;person
may not&nbsp;be seen in public without a smile on their
face.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one
dollar bill on your person.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up
to three years in state prison, for the crime of &nbsp;&quot;eavesdropping&quot;
on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
must contact the police before entering the city in an
automobile.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
English language is not to be spoken.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Chicago</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Law
forbids eating in a place that is on fire.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to give a dog whiskey.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Kites
may not be flown within the city limits.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Spitting
is forbidden</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In the
Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket
while sitting on the curb.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you
are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Champaign</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One may
not pee in his neighbor's mouth.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Cicero</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Humming
on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Crete</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cars
may not be driven through the town.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Des
Plaines</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Wheelbarrows
with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Eureka</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A man
with a moustache may not kiss a woman.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Evanston</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Bowling
is forbidden.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the
curtains drawn, except in case of fire.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Freeport</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Galesburg</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There
is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Homer</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law
enforcement officer.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Joliet</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Town
fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's
name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know
it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette
a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Kenilworth</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence
if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two
hundred feet back from any residence.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Kirkland</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Bees
are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of
Kriland's streets.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Moline</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Ice
skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and
August is prohibited.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There
is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Morton
Grove</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not own a handgun</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Normal</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to make faces at dogs.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Orland
Prak</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No pool
tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it
supports gambling.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Ottawa</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Spitting
on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Park
Ridge</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Trucks
may only park inside closed garages.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Peoria</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Basketball
hoops may not be instaled on a&nbsp;driveway.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Zion</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or
any other domesticated animals.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Baths
may not be taken between the months of October and March.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to sell cars on Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Oral
sex is illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A man
over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the
passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and
is under the age of 17.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to pass a horse on the street.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Liquor
stores may not sell milk. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Grocery
stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One man
may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police
officers from seeing the license plate.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Smoking
in the state legislature building is banned, except when the
legislature is in session.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Check
forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100
stripes.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Pedestrians
crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing
tail lights.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may catch a fish with his bare hands.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Men are
prohibited from standing in a bar.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You are
not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The
waiter or waitress has to do it.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Drinks
on the house are illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Drinking
from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You are
required to pour your drink into a glass.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">&quot;Spiteful
Gossip&quot; and &quot;talking behind a person's back&quot;
are illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">State
government officials who engage in private duels can be
dismissed from their post.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public
roads.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Mustaches
are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss
other humans.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Hotel
sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If any
person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in
the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be
fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Anyone
14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the
name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined
one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine
of ten dollars per day.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A three
dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards
in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415. <font color="#ff0000">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font color="#000000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. </font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Auburn</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate
in a commercially zoned area. For these offesnses, there is
a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of one's bicycle
for a period not to exceed 30 days.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Beech
Grove</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Evansville</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">While
driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Fort
Wayne</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record &quot;It`s
In the Book&quot;.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Gary</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Within
four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie
house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>South
Bend</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Terre
Haute</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may spit on the sidewalk.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Kisses
may last for no more than five minutes.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One-armed
piano players must perform for free.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A man
with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is a
violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or
narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dubuque</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a
hitching post in front of the building.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Indianola</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
&quot;Ice Cream Man&quot; and his truck are banned.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Fort
Madison</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
fire department is required to practice fire fighting for
fifteen minutes before attending a fire.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Marshalltown</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Horses
are forbidden to eat fire hydrants</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Ottumwa</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Within
the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not
know.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Rabbits
may not be shot from motorboats.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Pedestrians
crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may catch fish with his bare hands.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If two
trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Lawrence</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to
warn the horses of their arrival.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may wear a bee in their hat.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Russell</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Musical
car horns are banned</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Salina</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to leave your car running unattended.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Topeka</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
installation of bathtubs is prohibited.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Wichita</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Before
proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and
Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice
and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like
shall upon conviction, be fined. -City ordinance 349 of
Wichita, Kansas.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any
city that has no police protection, when clothed only in
ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five
dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars.&quot; - KRS
436.140 <font color="red">(Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1974)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange,
display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other
fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored; nor dye or
color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits;
nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give
away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under
two months of age in any quantity less than six, except that
any rabbit weighing three pounds or more may be sold at an
age of six weeks. Any person who violates this section shall
be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500. -KRS 436.600
(Passed 1966 Ky. Acts ch. 215, sec. 5.)</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
person owning or controlling a billiard or pool table shall
permit, for compensation or reward, any minor under eighteen
(18) years of age to play any game on the table, unless such
minor shall have first displayed an identification card
containing his name, age, photograph, and the signature of
his parents or guardian. The minor shall keep such
identification card on his person, and it shall be subject
to inspection at any time by any peace officer. The person
owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall keep
and maintain a registration book in which each minor shall
sign. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool
table shall supply a blank identification card to each
parent or guardian who makes request for same. Any person
who violates this section shall be fined not less than ten
($10) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100) for each
offense. -KRS 436.320 (Passed 1893; Amended in 1954, Ky.
Acts ch. 232, sec. 1)</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in
connection withany religious service or gathering shall be
fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one
hundred dollars ($100). -KRS 437.060 (Passed 1942, from Ky.
Stat. sec. 1267a-1.).</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an
Indiana Fishing License.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates
of health, stating that the<br>
apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or
infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922; Repealed
in 1948)</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Lexington</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">By law,
anyone who has been drinking is &quot;sober&quot; until he
or she &quot;cannot hold onto the ground.&quot;</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Owensboro</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A woman
may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One may
not receive anal sex.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with
a water pistol.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Biting
someone with your natural teeth is &quot;simple
assault,&quot; while biting someone with your false teeth is
&quot;aggravated assault.&quot;</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">New
Orleans</font></em>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is
waving a flag in front of it.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Maine</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">After
January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your
Christmas decorations still up.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not step out of a plane in flight.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Shotguns
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Augusta</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">To
stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Portland</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Shoelaces
must be tied while walking down the street.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Oral
sex can not be given or received anywhere.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Thistles
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Baltimore</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window
within the city limits.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
illegal to take a lion to the movies.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is a
park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless
shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go
shirtless. (1898)</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
person who is a &quot;tramp&quot; or &quot;vagrant&quot;
shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a
person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an
idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a
$50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money
to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is a
violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a
minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Baltimore
City</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Though
you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks
is prohibited.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not curse inside the city limits.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Columbia</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You can
not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can
have a 25' satellite dish.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Though
clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Ocean
City</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A law
from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on
the Boardwalk. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Eating
while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">At a
wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Snoring
is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and
securely locked.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">An old
ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a
special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in
public.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Taxi
drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of
their taxi during their shifts.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All men
must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Hunting
on Sundays is prohibited.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A woman
can not be on top in sexual activities.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Tattooing
and body piercing is illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Children
may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Tomatoes
may not be used in the production of clam chowder.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Quakers
and witches are banned.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Bullets
may not be used as currency.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Massachusetts
liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in
Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties
and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire
borders.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Alcoholic
drink specials are illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Affiliation
with the Communist party is illegal. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Public
boxing matches are outlawed. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
unlawful to injure a football goal post, doing so is
punishable by a $200 fine </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Defacing
a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to frighten a pigeon. </font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Boston</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to play the fiddle.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Two
people may not kiss in front of a church.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No more
than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Anyone
may let their sheep and cows graze in the public
gardens/commons at any time except Sundays.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to eat peanuts in church.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">An old
law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Duels
to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided
that the Governor is present.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the
common.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may take a bath without a prescription.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Burlington</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not walk around with a &quot;drink&quot;.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Hingham</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not have colored lights on your house if it can&nbsp;be seen&nbsp;from
Main Street. &nbsp;Only white lights may be visible.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If you
live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors
must be approved by the historical society.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Hopkinton</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Though
horses and cows are allowed on the common, dogs are
prohibited.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Longmeadow</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town
green.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Marlboro</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Silly
string is illegal in the city limits.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One may
not detonate a nuclear device in the city.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Milford</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Peeping
in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Newton</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
families must be given a hog from the town's mayor.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>North
Andover</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">An
ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Woburn</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In
bars, it is actually illegal to &quot;walk around&quot; with
a beer in your hand. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A woman
isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's
permission.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There
is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town
office.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt
in your house.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not swear in front of women and children in the state of
Michigan.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Clawson</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There
is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his
pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Detroit</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Couples
are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act
takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own
property.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Willfully
destroying your old radio is prohibited.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Alligators
may not be tied to fire hydrants.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a
ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry,
it prevents them from &quot;rooting&quot; in the ground for
their food.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Grand
Haven</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street
or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for
each offense.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><i>Harper
Woods</i></font></p>
<p>&nbsp;
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.</font></li>
</ul>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Kalamazoo</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to serenade your girlfriend.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Rochester</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of
police.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Soo</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Smoking
while in bed is illegal.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Wayland</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Anyone
can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3
cents per day.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to sleep naked.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All men
driving motorcycles must wear shirts.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Citizens
may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Oral
sex is prohibited.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
bathtubs must have feet.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Hibbing</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to
enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is
found running at large, or which is found in any street,
alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman
or other officer of the city to kill such cat.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Minneapolis</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Red
cars can not drive down&nbsp;Lake Street&nbsp;</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>St. Cloud</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Hamburgers
may not be eaten on Sundays.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Virginia</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You're
not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Mississippi</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cattle
rustling is punishable by hanging.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Horses
are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Adultery
or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having
sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine
of $500 and/or 6 months in prison. -Sec. 97-29-1</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Vagrancy
is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine.
-Sec. 97-35-37</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Unnatural
intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate,
results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000. -Sec.
97-29-59</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Columbus</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually
shooting it.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Oxford</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times
in a single session.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One may
not spit on the sidewalks on the square.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Motor
vehicles on the square are prohibited.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Horn
honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Tylertown</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
unlawful to shave in the center of main street.</font></li>
</ul>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Missouri</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to have oral sex.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
not illegal to speed. <font color="#ff0000">(Repealed)</font></font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Buckner</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In this
small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day
except Sunday.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Excelsior
Springs</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Hard
objects may not be thrown by hand.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Worrying
squirrels is not tolerated.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Kansas
City</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Minors
are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may
buy shotguns freely.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Installation
of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is
prohibited.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Marceline</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Minors
can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Marquette</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the
same dwelling (The Brothel Law).</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Mole</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Frightening
a baby is in violation of the law.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Natchez</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to
elephants.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Purdy</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dancing
is strictly prohibited.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>St. Louis</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer
from a bucket. &nbsp;This law refers back to the extinct
Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in
buckets.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A milk
man may not run while on duty.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>University
City</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Four
women may not rent an apartment together.</font></li>
</ul>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Montana</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Seven
or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it
is legal to shoot them. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other
position other than missionary style. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In
Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone
on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at
all.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is a
misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious
crime.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is a
felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a
chaperone.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Excelsior
Springs</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Balls
may not be thrown within the city limits.&nbsp;</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Helena</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No item
may be thrown across a street.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Salisbury</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Pop
bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Whitehall</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the
wheels.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Nebraska</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If a
child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
Illegal to go whale fishing.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are
simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Lehigh</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Doughnut
holes may not be sold</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Omaha</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Sneezing
or burping is illegal during a church service.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A man
is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Waterloo</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Barbers
are forbidden from eating onions between 7 <small>A.M. </small>and
7 <small>P.M.</small></font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Nevada</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
still &quot;legal&quot; to hang someone for shooting your
dog on your property.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to drive a camel on the highway.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Clark
County</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">An
ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the
county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas
Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a
handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police
station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the
weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Elko</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Everyone
walking the streets is required to wear a mask.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Eureka</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Men who
wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Nyala</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A man
is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people
other than himself at any one period during the day.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">New Hampshire </font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to
the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a
gambling debt.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed
name.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device
to gather its feces.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not run machinery on Sundays.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">On
Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking
up.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">White
Mountain Nat. Forest</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If a
person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter,
hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many
other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150
for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.</font></li>
</ul>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">New Jersey</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service
and full service only. <font color="#000000"><i><a href="http://www.dumblaws.com/law_comments/NJ_gas.html" onclick="openWindow(this,'window')">[Reader
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">On a
highway you can not park under a bridge.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to &quot;frown&quot; at a police officer.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If you
have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may
never again apply for personalized license plates.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Car
dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not slurp your soup.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Automobiles
are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.</font></li>
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<p><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Bernards
Township<br>
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<ul>
<li>It is illegal to frown as the town is a &quot;Frown-Free
Town Zone&quot;.</li>
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<p><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Caldwell</font></em></p>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Cranford</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Citizens
are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Cresskill</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their
whereabouts.</font></li>
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<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><i>Elizabeth</i></font></p>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad
Street without wearing a petticoat.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Manville</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the
local zoo.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Newark</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has
a note from his doctor.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Ocean
City</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">People
may not slurp their soup.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Pinball
machines are not to be played on Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Raw
hamburger may not be sold.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Raritan</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Profanity
is prohibited.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Sea Isle
City</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There
will be no boiling of bones on the property.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Trenton</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not throw a bad pickle in the street.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Pickles
are not to be consumed on Sundays.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">State
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Carrizozo</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Las
Cruces</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.</font></li>
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<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">New York</font></p>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A fine
of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically
prohibits men from turning around on any city street and
looking &quot;at a woman in that way.&quot; A second
conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the
violating male to be forced to wear a &quot;pair of
horse-blinders&quot; wherever and whenever he goes outside
for a stroll.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a
clothesline.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
penalty for jumping off a building is death.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">New
Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable
differences, unless they both agree to it. That rarely
happens, since one party regularly says &quot;no&quot; to
the other, or there wouldn't be a reason to dissolve the
marriage. If one of the spouses says &quot;no&quot; to the
divorce, the other party has to prove that the spouse saying
&quot;no&quot; was at fault. Fault could be one of four
terrible things. If the spouse has abandoned the other
spouse, that is, left the house for a year or if there
hasn't been sexual relations for a year (how do you prove
that?). Another one of the four terrible things, an oft
cited fault, is to assert that the spouse has treated the
other spouse with physical or mental cruelty. This is
usually the case in most deteriorating marriages, but for
the court's purposes, yelling and screaming is not usually
enough; pictures of bruises taken in the emergency room
might suffice. Divorce will be easy if the spouse has been
imprisoned for two or three years. Much more difficult is
the last fault, adultery. This keeps a lot of private
detectives in business, since lipstick on the collar is not
proof. It also means that lawyers get paid to
&quot;prove&quot; fault, or on the other side, to show how
lame the opposing side's &quot;fault&quot; claim is.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone
in his/her pocket.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">While
riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his
hands while looking toward the door.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Slippers
are not to be worn after 10:00 <small>P.M.</small></font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Carmel</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A man
can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do
not match.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Greene</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">During
a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards
on the sidewalks.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>New York</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Citizens
may not greet each other by &quot;putting one's thumb to the
nose and wiggling the fingers&quot;.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing &quot;body
hugging clothing.&quot;</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public
building.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as
a business.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Staten
Island</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a father to call his son a &quot;faggot&quot; or
&quot;queer&quot; in an effort to curb &quot;girlie
behavior.&quot;</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
against the law to sing off key.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Elephants
may not be used to plow cotton fields.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">While
having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and
have the shades pulled.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If a
man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and
register themselves as married then, according to state law,
they are legally married.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with
double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in
the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to have sex in a churchyard.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Oral
sex is considered a crime against nature.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons
is physically impotent. </font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Barber</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Fights
between cats and dogs are prohibited.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Chapel
Hill</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is a
misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Charlotte</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth
at all times.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Elon
College</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There
is to be no rollerblading during daylight hours, on the
roads, or on the bricks. All the sidewalks at this college
are made of brick. <font color="red">(Repealed in 1998)</font></font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Forest
City</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an
automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go
out and hold their horses until you get through town.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Greensboro</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Restaurants
&quot;with on sidewalk dining&quot; must post their menu so
that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not
readable from the street.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Hornytown</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Massage
parlors have been banned.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Kill
Devil Hills</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the
handle bars.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Rocky
Mount</em></font>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Southern
Shores</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.</font></li>
</ul>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Beer
and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or
restaurant.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
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<p><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Fargo</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One may
be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for
wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In
Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an
extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes
within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined
$25.00.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is&nbsp;illegal
to get a fish drunk.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the
horn whenever you pass another car.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Participating
or conducting a duel is prohibited.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Breast
feeding is not allowed in public.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for more than five women to live in a house.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Owners
of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the
tiger escapes. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Bay
Village</font></em>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Bexley</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Ordinance
number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage
of slot machines in outhouses.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Cincinnati</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Anal
intercourse is banned.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Clinton
County</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
person who leans against a public building will be subject
to fines.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Cleveland</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men
see reflections of their underwear.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Columbus</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Fairview
Park</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
against the law to honk your horn &quot;excessively&quot;. A
grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her
neighbor.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Items
left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was
fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he
had the owner's permission.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Ironton</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cross-dressing
is against the law.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Lima</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any map
that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be
sold.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Lowell</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Marion</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><i>North
Canton</i></font></p>
<p>&nbsp;
<ul>
<li>It is against the law to roller skate without notifying
the police.</li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>McDonald</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Your
goose may not paraded down Main Street.</font><br>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Oxford</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while
standing in front of a man's picture.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Paulding</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Toledo</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Throwing
a snake at anyone is illegal.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Strongsville</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Catch
22 is banned.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Youngstown</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Riding
on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
may not run out of gas.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Violators
can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a
dog.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Females
are forbidden from doing their own hair without being
licensed by the state.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dogs
must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to
congregate in groups of three or more on private property.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Oklahoma
will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's
hamburger.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor
vehicle.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Whaling
is illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Residents
are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other
personal belongings. <font color="red">(Repealed 1998)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">People
who make &quot;ugly faces&quot; at dogs may be fined and/or
jailed.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cars
must be tethered outside of public buildings. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Oral
sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail
and a $2,500 fine.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Anyone
arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and
picture shown on television.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female
under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. &nbsp;If she's
not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over
16. &nbsp;If both parties are under 18, then the law does
not apply.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Tattoos
are banned.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may spit on a sidewalk.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to wear your boots to bed.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to have sex before you are married.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Fish
may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Tissues
are not to be found in the back of one's car.</font></li>
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<p><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Ada</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If you
wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Clinton</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Molesting
an automobile is illegal.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Hawthahorne</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Oklahoma
City</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Schulter</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a
towel.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Tulsa</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed
engineer.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Elephants
are not to be taken into the downtown area.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Wynona</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One's
mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Mules
may not drink out of bird baths.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Clothes
may not be washed in bird baths.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Yukon</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">While
passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dishes
must drip dry.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
&quot;Peer Review Statute&quot; prohibits you from finding
out details of any written or oral discussion about your
medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can
access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in
your chart.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to whisper &quot;dirty&quot; things in your lover's
ear during sex.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke
it on your own property.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Ice
cream may not be eaten on Sundays.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not pump your own gas in service stations. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One may
not bathe without wearing &quot;suitable clothing,&quot;
i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Canned
corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Beaverton</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar
alarm.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Eugene</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. <font color="red">(Repealed
in the 1970s)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is&nbsp;legal
to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Hood
River</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Juggling
is strictly prohibited without a license.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Klamath
Falls</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off
with your cane.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Portland</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a
skating rink. <font color="red">(Repealed in 1989)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">People
may not whistle underwater.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Marion</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Ministers
are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering
a sermon.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Myrtle
Creek</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One may
not box with a kangaroo.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Salem</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may not wrestle in Salem.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><i>Springfield</i></font></p>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you
are a school or city, as a pet.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Stanfield</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. <font color="red">(Repealed
in 1978)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cloth
towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No more
than two people may share a single drink.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon,
revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together
because that constitutes a brothel. &nbsp;However up to 120
men can live together, without breaking the law.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It it
illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
motorist driving along a country road at night must stop
every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for
the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt
and dust under a rug in a dwelling.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not sing in the bathtub.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Fireworks
stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
person is&nbsp;not eligible to become Governor if he/she has
participated in a duel.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must
pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or
canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses
pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take
his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest
bushes.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Ministers
are forbidden from performing marriages when either the
bride or groom is drunk.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No more
than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless
you are buying from an official &quot;beer distributor&quot;</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
liquor stores must be run by the state.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Motorized
vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not catch a&nbsp;fish with your hands.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dynamite
is not to be used to catch fish.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Though
you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land,
but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Allentown</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There
is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Carlisle</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In the
middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to
park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must
be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if
snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Connellsville</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One's
pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Danville</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Millville</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One may
not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
sale of alcohol is prohibited.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Morrisville</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Newtown</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Every
outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that
is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1
dollar and 33 cents.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Pittsburgh</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley
car.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Ridley
Park</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the
Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Tarentum</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Horses
are not to be tied to parking meters.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Rhode
Island recently applied to the US Government to make all the
coastal waters of Rhode Island a &quot;No Discharge
Zone&quot;. The ostensible purpose was to prohibit the
discharge of sewage by boats into the state's waters.
However, discharge of raw sewage into the state waters was
already illegal. What the &quot;No Discharge Zone&quot;
actually did was make it illegal to discharge TREATED sewage
from a boat into state waters. What now happens is that
boats (whose treatment systems far outperform municipal
sewage treatment plants) are now required to disable their
sewage treatment systems, and carry their sewage to a
shore-based facility, which then dumps the partially treated
sewage back into Rhode Island's coastal waters.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel,
even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment
for one to seven years. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Impersonating
a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer
is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods of
any traveled street or road. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Riding
a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing,
or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty:
Maximum $20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Exercising
any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport,
play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done
to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the
first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5
for the first offense and $10 for the second. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Professional
sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to
play games on Sunday. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic
is null and void. -SECTION 11-40-1</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to coast downhill in your car with your transmission
in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Newport</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot smoke a pipe after sunset.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Providence</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There
is not an appeals process for exemtion of property tax due
to a disability or poverty.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to wear transparent clothing.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on
a Sunday.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>West
Warwick</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to use water on even-numbered days for the sole
purpose of watering plants, gardens, or lawns. If you break
this law there is a fine of $25-$100.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is a
capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while
attempting suicide.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Every
adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order
to ward off Indian attacks.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps
on Sundays.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">When
approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse
driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection
and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless
you own a private club.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Horses
may not be kept in bathtubs.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
considered an offense to get a tattoo.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Performing
a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Musical
instruments may not be sold on Sunday. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No work
may be done on Sunday. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">An
exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold. </font>
<li><font color="#000000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
schools must prepare a suitable program for Francis Willard
Day. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dance
halls may not operate on Sundays. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Merchandise
may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit
is being sold. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Fortune
tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the
state. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five
hundred people. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Railroad
companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring
horses. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">By law,
if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage
must take place. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to communicate with a woman using obscene messages. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Charleston</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
Fire Department may blow up your house. &nbsp;This law was
made so that the fire department could create a fire brake.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Fountain
Inn</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Horses
are to wear pants at all times.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Lancaster
County</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to dance in public in Lancaster.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Spartanburg</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Eating
watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing
pants.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Movies
that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated
in an offensive manner are forbidden.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If
there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you
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<p><em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Spearfish</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If
three or more Indians are walking down the street together,
they can be considered a war party and fired upon.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving
automobile.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Hollow
logs may not be sold.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Any
person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud
bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for
the damages due to such killing or destruction. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">More
than 8 women may not live in the same house because that
would constitute a brothel.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">&quot;Crimes
against nature&quot; are prohibited.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Giving
and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Stealing
a horse is punishible by hanging.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Driving
is not to be done while asleep.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The age
of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a&nbsp;virgin.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
legal to gather and consume roadkill.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dyersburg</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Fayette
County</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of
property.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Lenoir
City</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">When
you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the
window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Lexington</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Spitting
on the sidewalk is prohibited.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Knoxville</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In
front of their buildings, all businesses must have a
&quot;hitching post.&quot;</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Memphis</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Illegal
for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either
running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn
approaching motorists and pedestrians.</font></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.</font></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Panhandlers
must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets
of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996)</font></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal
to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the
premises.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Nashville</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Males
may not be sexually aroused in public.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Oneida</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">An
ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song &quot;It Ain't
Goin' To Rain No Mo'.&quot;</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">When
two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each
shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until
the other has gone.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A city
ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without
first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while
standing.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You can
be legally married by publically introducing a person as
your husband or wife 3 times.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a
windshield, but you must have the wipers.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of
a hotel.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to milk another person's cow.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give
their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing,
and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while
operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the
person is observed doing so by a peace officer.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it
contains a formula for making beer at home.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Abilene</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate
limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Austin</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Wire
cutters can not be carried in your pocket.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Beaumont</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Collegiate
football is banned at Lamar University.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Borger</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather
dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive
firecrackers of any kind.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Clarendon</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Dallas</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
illegal to possess realistic dildos.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>El Paso</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Churches,
hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms,
railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide
spittoons &quot;of a kind and number to efficiently contain
expectorations into them.&quot;</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Houston</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Beer
may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may
be purchased on Monday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Jasper</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dogs
must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>LeFors</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while
standing.</font></li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><i>Lubbock
County</i></font></p>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol -
including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Mesquite</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Port
Arthur</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Obnoxious
odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.&nbsp;</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Richardson</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
now illegal to place a &quot;for sale&quot; sign on a car if
it visible from the street.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to do &quot;U Turns&quot;.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>San
Antonio</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation
using the eyes and/or hands.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to urinate on the Alamo.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Temple</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You can
ride your horse in the saloon.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cattle
thieves may be hanged on the spot.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Texarkana</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Owners
of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.</font></li>
</ul>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to fish from horseback.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">When a
person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their
cousin.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal <i>not</i> to drink milk.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them,
but you just can't detonate them.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Birds
have the right of way on all highways.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by
his wife while she is in his presence.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You're
not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2%
alcohol.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if
you ask for the wine list.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
considered an offense to hunt whales.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding
to an emergency call.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Kaysville</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
must have identification to enter a convienence store after
dark.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Logan</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may not swear.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Monroe</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Daylight
must be visible between partners on a dance floor.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Provo</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Throwing
snowballs will result in a $50 fine.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Salt Lake
City</em></font>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a
violin.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Tremonton</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are
caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her
name appears in the newspaper.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Trout
Creek</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Pharmacists
may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to fish from horseback.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">When a
person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their
cousin.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal <i>not</i> to drink milk.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them,
but you just can't detonate them.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Birds
have the right of way on all highways.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by
his wife while she is in his presence.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You're
not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2%
alcohol.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It's
legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if
you ask for the wine list.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
considered an offense to hunt whales.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding
to an emergency call.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Kaysville</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
must have identification to enter a convienence store after
dark.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Logan</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may not swear.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Monroe</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Daylight
must be visible between partners on a dance floor.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Provo</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Throwing
snowballs will result in a $50 fine.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Salt Lake
City</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a
violin.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Tremonton</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are
caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her
name appears in the newspaper.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Trout
Creek</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Pharmacists
may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Not
only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may
not have sex in any position other than missionary.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine
etc. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There
is a state law prohibiting &quot;corrupt practices of
bribery by any person other than candidates.&quot;</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not&nbsp;work on Sunday. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to spit on sidewalk.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If one
is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual
relations.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not have oral or anal sex.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Driving
while not wearing shoes is prohibited. <font color="red">(Repealed)</font></font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Police
radar detectors are illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Citizens
must honk their horn while passing other cars.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Children
are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to tickle women.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday.&nbsp; <font color="#ff0000">(Passed
in 1975, repealed in 1977)</font></font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Culpeper</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may wash a mule on the sidewalk.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Dayton</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A
person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits
after 7 pm.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Lebanon</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to kick your wife out of bed.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Norfolk</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Spitting
on a sea gull is not tolerated.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A man
may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of
male chaperone.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Richmond</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a
coffee.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Stafford
County</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so
long as it is before 8:00 pm.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Victoria</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Virginia
Beach</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If you
are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is
driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Waynesboro</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her
husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.</font></li>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
lollipops are banned.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">A law
to reduce crime states: &quot;It is mandatory for a motorist
with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and
telephone the chief of police as he is entering the
town.&quot; </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">People
may not buy a mattress on Sunday.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">All
motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag
(daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front
of said vehicle.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You are
not allowed to breast feed in public.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">When
two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the
other has passed.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You are
breaking the law if you sell or place in the stream of
commerce a crib that has: corner posts that extend more than
1/16-inch above end panels; slats more than 2 3/8 inches
apart; a mattress support that releases easily from corner
posts; cutout designs on the end panels; tears in mesh or
fabric; missing or loose screws, bolts, or hardware; sharp
edges, points, or rough surfaces on wood surfaces that are
not smooth and free from splinters, splits or cracks. The
new Infant Crib Safety Act in California (AB 3760, Speier),
Colorado (SB 98-023,Pascoe and Morrison) and Washington
State (SSB 6229, Kohl and Pennington) states that &quot;no
commercial user shall manufacture, retrofit, sell, contract
to sell or resell, lease, sublet or otherwise place in the
stream of commerce, a full-size or non-full-size crib that
is unsafe for any infant using the crib. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Auburn</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Men who
deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may
face up to five years in jail.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Bremerton</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not shuck peanuts on the street.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Everett</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized
person in a store window.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Lynden</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Dancing
and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Seattle</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in
length.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a
pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No one
may set fire to another person's property without prior
permission.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because
the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other
passengers.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Spokane</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">TV's
may not be bought on Sundays.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Waldron
Island</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
structure shall contain more than two toilets that use
potable water for flushing. -San Juan County Ordinance NO. 7
-1995 (Passed June 7,1995) </font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Wilbur</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You may
not ride an ugly horse.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">West Virginia </font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
children may attend school with their breath smelling of
&quot;wild onions.&quot;</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">When a
railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more
people in it, they must build a station and stop there
regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it
does not exceed 40 lbs.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to snooze on a train.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Doctors
and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a
third person is present.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">According
to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own
a red or a black flag.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If you
wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Roadkill
may be taken home for supper. </font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Whistling
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Alderson</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One may
not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Nicholas
County</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No
member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous
stories from the pulpit during a church service.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Huntington</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Firemen
may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on
Sunday, on the courthouse steps.</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+3">Wisconsin</font><!-- #EndEditable -->
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
must manually flush all urinals in a building.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Butter
substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Citizens
may not murder their enemies.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Whenever
two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither
shall proceed until the other has.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">As
people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow
butter substitute is banned.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Condoms
were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind
the pharmacist's counter.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">At one
time, margarine was illegal.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">State
Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants
without cheese.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The
state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex
with a woman he knows not to be his wife. That would mean
that women could not be guilty of rape and neither could men
who thought they were married to the woman.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">While
all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese
making requires a master cheese maker's license.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to kiss on a train.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to cut a woman's hair.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Car
dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.</font></li>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Kenosha</font></em>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">No male
is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>La Crosse</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major
bar strip).</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to play checkers in public.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
cannot &quot;worry a squirrel.&quot;</font></li>
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<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Milwaukee</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">An old
ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse
is tied to the car.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to
attract attention.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If one
is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to
be in public during the day.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you
can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>Racine</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It is
illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.</font>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
may not walk down a public street at night without being
accompanied by a man.</font></li>
</ul>
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em>St. Croix</em></font>
<ul>
<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Women
are not allowed to wear anything red in public.</font></li>
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<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a
public theater or place of amusement.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">It
is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar
while drinking.</font></p>
<li>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">You
may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.</font></p>
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<em><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Cheyenne</font></em>
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<li><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Citizens
may not take showers on Wednesdays.</font></li>
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