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| • Try the official fux0r shot! | |
| requirements: | |
| a.] Irish Creme Whiskey (none of the real cheap shit either... | |
| b.] A lil bit of milk | |
| c.] A Fresh Lemon | |
| - | |
| directions: | |
| 1.] Mix drink 5/6 Irish Creme, 1/6 milk | |
| 2.] Find unknowing friend and make him take the shot, holding it in his mouth. | |
| 3.] With the shot waiting in the shooters mouth immediately make them bite and | |
| suck on a big piece of fresh lemon. and hold it for a sec.. | |
| - | |
| synopsis: the lemon will force the creme shot to curdle in the shooters mouth, filling it with a bunch of weird goopy shit. | |
| sometimes resulting in hilarious & instaneous volatile vomitting... hence, fux0r shot.. | |
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| <head><title>• fux0red</title></head> | |
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| <center><img src="http://thai.to/fux0roni/fux0r.gif" alt="fux0r Inc." border=0></center> | |
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| heh, well hey whattup there website viewer person thinga muh person... | |
| you just became a statistic, but wait so you get the full effect | |
| OoOoOhH YyOuUu GOtTs HaXoReD.. but i hope you dont be to very | |
| impressed with the elitile haxor lingo, cuz that shit ain't my | |
| ponejammeh. besides i'm not a haxor, in fact i don't know what | |
| the hell i'm doing, or how this thing got here, but that's ok because | |
| of the size of my <a href="http://www.jps.net/testcase/nuts.mpeg">manly haxor unit</a>, | |
| & hey i know<br> | |
| #!/usr/bin/perl<br> | |
| print "Hello World!\n";<br> | |
| so you better like do that whole fearing thing all those evil haxor | |
| fella's are always talkin bout... neways i was just sittin here | |
| playin with my elitile auto-thinga-muh-jigger, and i said, welp | |
| since i'm such a nice guy i think i'm gonna go share my uber-kewl | |
| .bat funny thingy with some nbsession waiting aol'r and give them | |
| a nifty jewel thingy so that they could play with my elitile auto- | |
| thinga-muhjigger too because like i said, it is kewl. and then they | |
| can spread the fux0r luv so i donts haves too. so feel luv'd i mean | |
| i went all outta me way to install something you got force fed anyway. | |
| well that and the fact that it just adds to the laugh that we have | |
| when you finally figure out the conglomor4ts are the real reason this happened.. | |
| but whoa gawl damn, dont it make ya's wonders? how many lil evil | |
| haxor guys out there that dont luv you like we do? i mean we dont hurt, | |
| just have a lil fun, ok so we might de-virginize your fine young daughters, | |
| but saying your in fux0r seems to make the panties moist, what can ya do? | |
| anyway yes people spend all sorts of money, time, patience and whatever tryin to | |
| poop on our grewve, but its only to draw your attention from how they | |
| got through. instead of fixing the problems and creating a standard, | |
| they want to run around and blame someone for showing that they flubbed | |
| up. i mean hey, we didnt code this shit, and i'm sure it could have been | |
| prevented, but what would we know.. i mean you guys are the experts right? | |
| that is until your punk ass's get 0-day'd and you just dont want to deal.. | |
| yet upon too many a site i see to many a false assuring seal. showing that | |
| things have been taken into consideration when really they're not.. anyway | |
| if we're capable of finding the things that we do, ya think there might | |
| just be a chance <i>something</i> might have slipped by <b>you</b>. which is ok, no | |
| one is perfect, thats why we're here, to educate & inform, so theres no | |
| need to fear. just take into consideration, the masses right now, scanning | |
| your ip for dumb sploits found by other people so they can loot & pileage. | |
| some are actually maliscious believe it or not and would violate you in a second, | |
| just to gain a credit card number or something to keep their porn memberships active... | |
| anyway we thought we'd bring your attention to it in this nifty way, but that's | |
| just the way things are in these days and age.. | |
| <br> | |
| <font size="2">gun-ho since the placebo.:.obz@bigfoot.com</font> | |
| <br> | |
| <br> | |
| <br> | |
| <p align="left">`obzerve</p><br> | |
| <br> | |
| -i had a member of one of the larger/popular grewps ask why they never see me on the main | |
| evil haxor channels on irc. i dunno i guess i have 'interesting character' and they | |
| wanted to talk to me.. well it once used to be, an invitation was customary, so hell | |
| if you want, i'll come spit my skizmflop, but i'm warning you now, i'm just so gawd | |
| damn lovable you may not want me to leave, but sooner or later i'll have to go pee... | |
| heh, but as the rest of the fux0r team will agree, need twisted, perverted, de-ranged | |
| amusement good for hours on end? well hell that's my ponejammeh... and i do hang on irc, quite a bit in fact, | |
| just not in the uberkewl channels, but a majority of them are logged by mr. man bots anyway, & | |
| that i can't handle, but i do visit from time to time, and jesus fucking christ why does | |
| this keep coming in rhyme...<br> | |
| <br> | |
| <center><s>([_•</s> <u>fux0r Inc.</u> <s>•_])</s></center> | |
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| <br> | |
| - | |
| <br> | |
| greetings and salutations to: all those feelin us, jeoh, p0ss0m, neon-lenz ;oD, wyre, botk, orbit43, soulkeeper, herbless, godfather, pimpshiz, hackweiser, dhc, b0g(nice #bash article), nitriq, gforce pakistan, kkFxP, & everyone else nifty... </p><br> | |
| <br> | |
| a big fux0r yew tew: re-defacers, i'm gonna bet your the type of guys that try to pick up chicks at rape victim support meetings... and hey hitler crew, i hope your car breaks down in the ghetto and you meet a great big black poop chute brute | |
| that leaves those nice white rags of yours a nice moistened yellow hue, and that sweet rascisct ass of yours a very becumming shade of bootyful black, & blue... | |
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| <font size="2"> | |
| <br> | |
| /.fux0r supported links:<br></font> | |
| • <a href="http://www.williamcooper.com">www.williamcooper.com</a><br> | |
| • <a href="http://www.condemned.org">www.condemned.org</a><br> | |
| • <a href="http://www.echelonwatch.org">www.echelonwatch.org</a><br> | |
| • <a href="http://www.attrition.org">www.attrition.org</a><br> | |
| • <a href="http://www.grc.org">www.grc.org</a><br> | |
| • <a href="http://www.norml.org">www.norml.org</a> | |
| <hr> | |
| admin: nothing harmed in anyway, just bringing your attention to a flaw which | |
| allowed me to deface your website, might as well have been me, because i dont | |
| hurt anything. no grudges held, don't lose your buzz, all is well. if ya think | |
| about it i'm sure you'll see this probably could have been prevented, but who | |
| knows... | |
| anyway have a nice day, and remember fux0r luvs yew... | |
| <hr> | |
| <center>fux0r Inc. 2k • All Rights Withheld</center> | |
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| </body> | |
| </html><!-- www.attrition.org web hack mirror - watermark or something --> |