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| • Try the official fux0r shot! | |
| requirements: | |
| a.] Irish Creme Whiskey (none of the real cheap shit either... | |
| b.] A lil bit of milk | |
| c.] A Fresh Lemon | |
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| directions: | |
| 1.] Mix drink 5/6 Irish Creme, 1/6 milk | |
| 2.] Find unknowing friend and make him take the shot, holding it in his mouth. | |
| 3.] With the shot waiting in the shooters mouth immediately make them bite and | |
| suck on a big piece of fresh lemon. and hold it for a sec.. | |
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| synopsis: the lemon will force the creme shot to curdle in the shooters mouth, filling it with a bunch of weird goopy shit. | |
| sometimes resulting in hilarious & instaneous volatile vomitting... hence, fux0r shot.. | |
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| well holly gawd damn is that what i think it is? aww hell ya! its time to listen to a rant again. | |
| anyway we want to see a lockdown on information | |
| security. and no i'm not talking about spending tons of money, patience, & good | |
| drinking time on hunting down someone simply because of the fact that they alerted | |
| you to a call for attention by defacing your webpage. I mean who does this shit | |
| really hurt? thats right, no one.. it's merely a nifty way to spread the luv. | |
| but if you really want i guess i can try to hook you up with the full effect so | |
| you dont feel short changed, but. OooOoOoOOoHHhH U g0ts Hax0r3d.. bahaha lets | |
| face it, you wanna read that crap probably about as much as i want to type it, so | |
| fuck it... because that evil haxor crap is shiftin on meh lapadoo. what? cant feel my jive? whats wrong with you? go have a stiff drink and a lap dance too. your too | |
| tense if your freakin about this, maybe you should reject technology all together | |
| and go live butt asz naykeh swingin from the tree's with your ding-a-ling, or hell | |
| i dunno, just do something. besides, i promise you, go to the links, educate your | |
| selves. you may just thank me later for pointing the way, and trying to bring your | |
| attention to the way things are, like the fact mr. man might just be watching you | |
| with a supposedly 'harmless' tool so elegently named '<i>carnivore</i>'. or how about the fact that as you read this, if your on an m$ os, are more than likely transmitting data about yourself. but i dunno, maybe your right. maybe the conglomor4ts arent the ones with no sight. and maybe i'm the one you should be angry at. but hey oh well, atleast i tried. but i thought most people like to know, when they have been told a lie. but obla di obla dah, time to go play on the evil haxor see-saw. | |
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| <font size="2">gun-ho since the placebo.:.obz@bigfoot.com</font> | |
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| <p align="left">`obzerve</p><br> | |
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| <center><s>([_•</s> <u>fux0r Inc.</u> <s>•_])</s></center> | |
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| greetings and salutations to: all those feelin us, jeoh, p0ss0m, neon-lenz, wyre, botk, orbit43, soulkeeper, herbless, godfather, pimpshiz, hackweiser, dhc, b0g, gforce pakistan, kkFxP, & everyone else nifty... </p><br> | |
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| a big fux0r yew tew: judge judy, bitch needs to learn a little something called '<i>mutual respect</i>' & i would like to bitchslap her... | |
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| /.fux0r supported links:<br></font> | |
| • <a href="http://www.williamcooper.com">www.williamcooper.com</a><br> | |
| • <a href="http://www.condemned.org">www.condemned.org</a><br> | |
| • <a href="http://www.echelonwatch.org">www.echelonwatch.org</a><br> | |
| • <a href="http://www.attrition.org">www.attrition.org</a><br> | |
| • <a href="http://www.grc.org">www.grc.org</a><br> | |
| • <a href="http://www.norml.org">www.norml.org</a> | |
| <hr> | |
| admin: nothing harmed in anyway, just bringing your attention to a flaw which | |
| allowed me to deface your website, might as well have been me, because i dont | |
| hurt anything. no grudges held, don't lose your buzz, all is well. if ya think | |
| about it i'm sure you'll see this probably could have been prevented, but who | |
| knows... | |
| anyway have a nice day, and remember fux0r luvs yew... | |
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| <center>fux0r Inc. 2k • All Rights Withheld</center> | |
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