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| <title>The Milk Jam</title> | |
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| Simpley irresistible ;)<br> | |
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| Its ravagrrls birthday!!!! Happy birthday<br> | |
| baby i love you so much, hope you have<br> | |
| lots of fun tomorrow<br> | |
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| happy birthday to you!<br> | |
| happy birthday to you!<br> | |
| happy birthday dear ravagrrl<br> | |
| happy birthday to you!<br> | |
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| <img src="dance6.gif" alt="GET DOWN WIT YA BAD SELF."><br> | |
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| note to the admin:<br> | |
| I backed up your index.html to: <br> | |
| jesus.not.another.long.ass.fucking.name.haha.these.things.keep.getting.better.and.better.everytime.hey.mr.admin.sorry.i.made.it.so.long.just.i.get.my.jollies.by.maken.these.fuckers.so.long.ok.im.done.index.html.bak | |
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| My reason again? my reason is<br> | |
| its ravagrrls birthday<br> | |
| i love her so much!<br> | |
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| I scream You Scream We All Scream....PUT ME ON THE FUCKING SHOUTS:<br> | |
| ravagrrl (love u so much), hell, zenomorph, p4ntera, syk0bitch, d3rf, d3t0x, JohnA,<br> | |
| Tyrone!!!!!! and kidmafia (no not the packetmonkey) all of hackweiser...TelcoNinjas...that should do...<br> | |
| if i forgot you....sorry ;) <br> | |
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| l33t talk time:<br> | |
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| Now for some jokes:<br> | |
| Q.) Where is the grass always greener for cows?<br> | |
| A.) On the Udder side<br> | |
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| Q.) Why Dont cows like chefs?<br> | |
| A.) Because they Whip Cream!<br> | |
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| Q.) What do you get when you lie under a cow?<br> | |
| A.) A pat on the head!<br> | |
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| Q.) Whats the biggest cow in russia?<br> | |
| A.) Moscow!<br> | |
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| Now for some cooking stuff:<br> | |
| <br><u><b>Libby's Famous Pumpkin Pie</u></b><br> | |
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| The ultimate, deliciously easy pumpkin pie<br> | |
| 1 unbaked 9-inch deep dish pie shell (4-cup volume); refrigerated, frozen or homemade<br> | |
| 2 eggs<br> | |
| 1 can (16 ounces) Libby's Solid Pack Pumpkin<br> | |
| 3/4 cup granulated sugar<br> | |
| 1/2 teaspoon salt<br> | |
| 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon<br> | |
| 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger<br> | |
| 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves<br> | |
| 1 can (12 fluid ounces) undiluted Carnation Evaporated Milk <br> | |
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| Prepare pie shell. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Beat eggs lightly in large bowl. Stir in remaining ingredients in order given. Pour into pie shell.* <br><br> | |
| Bake for 15 minutes at 425 degrees F. Reduce temperature to 350 degrees F.; bake for 40 to 50 minutes or until knife inserted near center comes out clean. Cool on wire rack. <br><br> | |
| * If using metal or foil pan, bake on preheated heavy-duty baking sheet. <br><br> | |
| Makes one 9-inch deep dish pie <br><br> | |
| For 2 shallow pies, substitute two 9-inch pie shells (2-cup volume). Bake in preheated 425 degree F. oven for 15 minutes. Reduce temperature to 350 degrees F; bake for 20 to 30 minutes or until pie tests done.<br> | |
| For lower fat/calorie pie, substitute Carnation Evaporated Lowfat Milk. <br> | |
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