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| <TITLE>EVIL ANGELICA'S ST.ANDEWS DAY HACK!</TITLE> | |
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| <BODY TEXT="#006600" BGCOLOR="#66CC99"> | |
| <CENTER><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#330099">Ah,bonny scotland -the land | |
| of tight-fisted alchoholics.</FONT> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#330099">The land where men wear skirts | |
| with furry purses on front.</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#330099">And the birthplace of | |
| grounds-keeper Willy....</FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P></CENTER> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000">Q. What's the difference between a | |
| bagpipe and an onion? </FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000">A. No one cries when you chop up | |
| an bagpipe. </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000">Q. Why is a bagpipe like a Scud | |
| missile? </FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000">A. Both are offensive and | |
| inaccurate. </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000">An Englishman, Irishman and | |
| Scotsman went for a round of golf and</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> their wives | |
| went along as caddies. </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> While | |
| walking around the course the English man's wife caught her | |
| foot</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> in a rabbit | |
| hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> skirt was | |
| over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any | |
| knickers!</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> The | |
| Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for | |
| her</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> state of | |
| undress. </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> "Well | |
| darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance that | |
| I</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> have to | |
| make the odd sacrifice. Usually no one notices." </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> The | |
| Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's | |
| ten</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> pounds. Go | |
| to Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers." </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> Two holes | |
| further along the Irish Man's wife caught her foot on a</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> molehill, | |
| tripped up and landed in a heap on the ground. Again her | |
| skirt</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> was up over | |
| her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> either! The | |
| Irish man was livid and he angrily demanded a reason for</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> her lack of | |
| undergarments. </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> "Well | |
| darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance I | |
| cannot</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> afford to | |
| buy undergarments." </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> With that | |
| the Irish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said, | |
| "Here's</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> five | |
| pounds. Go to Woolworth's and get some knickers." </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> Three holes | |
| further on, the Scottish man's wife caught her foot on an</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> exposed | |
| root, tripped up and landed with her skirt over her head</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> revealing | |
| that even she wore no knickers! Her explanation to her | |
| irate</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> husband was | |
| the same as the others. Simply a lack of allowance. </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> The | |
| Scottish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's | |
| a</FONT></P> | |
| <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#000000"> comb. The | |
| least you can do is tidy yourself up a bit." </FONT></P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <P> </P> | |
| <CENTER><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#330099">Och aye admin ya weebsite's | |
| been took doon by that canny lass Evil Angelica !</FONT> | |
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