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<b>The Millennium Lunix Project</b> <br>
<font size="-7">L.U.N.I.X. - Lifeform Used for Nocturnal
Infiltration and Xenocide</font>
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<TD bgColor=#fefefe valign="top" align="left"><font size="-1">Leave
Santa . . .<br>
<img src="index_files/mikucsucsan.gif" width="117" height="87">
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. . .he's driving to get you new patches . . .<br>
<font size="-7"><br>
ps.: do u really belive in Santa?</font></font></TD>
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<TD bgColor=#fefefe height="640"><FONT size=-1><B> <a href="javascript:WriteRndMsg(false, false, 750)">F0rum??</a>
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<P><b><A href="javascript:shake_xy(2)">B00k</A> </b>
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<TD bgColor=#fefefe><B>Few messages from MnM to the
world. For the next Millennium:</B></TD>
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<p><font size="2"><b>From Slovenia :<br>
</b><font size="-7"> (which is not Balkan as micro$oft
people think)</font><b><br>
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</b>&quot;Kar res hoces.. tudi dosezes !&quot; <br>
&quot;For what u seek is what u get !&quot; <br>
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&quot;Iite vsi v pizdo !&quot; aka<br>
&quot;Fuck it all fuck this world fuck everything
that you stand for. Don`t<br>
belong, don`t exist, dont give a shit, dont ever
judge me.&quot;<br>
<b>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</b>
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&quot;A ma kdo tampone za posodit ?&quot; aka<br>
&quot;Can anyone lend me some tampons?&quot;<br>
<b>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br>
&quot;</b>Ljudje, ne pustite se vec nategovat !
Rastlinsko olje je po naravi brez<br>
holesterola, ki je zivalska mascoba! :)&quot; aka<br>
&quot;People don`t let the world fool you. Vegetable
oil doesn`t contain<br>
holesterol by default cuz it`s animal phat ! ;)&quot;<br>
<b>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br>
</b>&quot;OrKa z4v3dn0.&quot;<b></b> aka<br>
&quot;It used to be a lie..<br>
And now it feels pathetic. <br>
And now I get it.<br>
What's done is done..<br>
You just leave it alone and don't regret it.&quot;<br>
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From the United Kingdom :</b><br>
&quot;While we`re all tucking into our turkey dinner...
you people are fixing<br>
your server, merry christmas guys :)&quot;<br>
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F</b></font><b><font size="2">rom the EU:</font></b><font size="2"><br>
&quot;Slackware r0x&quot;<br>
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</font><b><font size="2">From Sweden:<br>
</font></b><font size="2">&quot;Glad mirkafton frn
det kalla norr&quot;<br>
&quot;Merry mirkmas from the cold north&quot;<br>
<b>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</b><br>
&quot;Av egen kraft&quot;<br>
&quot;By my own hands&quot;<br>
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</b></font><font size="2">&quot;R du en man eller
en mus krring ?&quot;<br>
&quot;Are you a man or a mouse bitch ?&quot;<br>
<b>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</b><br>
</font><b><font size="2">From Turkey:<br>
</font></b><font size="2">&quot;Tek sevdigim sensin
ve omur boyu sevgilim kalcaksin!&quot;<br>
&quot;The one i love will be always every new year
my love!&quot;<br>
<b>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br>
</b></font><b><font size="2">From the Netherlands:</font></b><br>
<font size="2">&quot;Leven zonder Bacardi Cola en
Pringles suxxx!&quot;<br>
&quot;Life without Bacardi Cola and Pringles suxx&quot;<br>
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<font size="-7"> <br>
</font><font size="2"><font size="-7"> .:MnM:.</font></font>
<font size="-7">Happy New Year 2001 and Marry Xmas
for all people on that Planet!! .:MnM:.</font></font></p>
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<FONT size=-1><B>24-12-2000</B></FONT>
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<B><FONT size=-1>A message to the World. Which doesn'
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<td bgcolor=#fefefe valign="top" align="right"><font size="-3">Millennium®
is a registered crew of Linux support TEAM and unkn0wn 4rt15t5.</font></td>
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