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| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.18.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0012/encyc_election/" target="_self"><b>Encyclopedia Brown | |
| and the Case of the Supreme Court Showdown</b></a><br> | |
| </b>The Boy Detective v. Bush v. Gore</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.15.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0012/cards/" target="_self"><b>Season's Bleatings</b></a><br> | |
| </b>Holiday cards to shove down their chimneys</font><br> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.13.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0012/expensive/" target="_self"><b>For Those Who Demand | |
| Needless Expense</b></a><br> | |
| </b>The Baal Brothers' Collection of Superfluous Newfangled Luxuries</font><br> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.12.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0012/santa/" target="_self"><b>Secret Santas Revealed</b></a><br> | |
| </b>Who gave what to whom at the office</font><br> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.11.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0012/newyorker/" target="_blank"><b>NewYorkerMag.com</b></a><br> | |
| </b>A ModernHumorist parody </font><br> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.11.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0012/worst2/" target="_self"><b>The Real-Life Worst-Case | |
| Scenario Survival Handbook 2</b></a><br> | |
| </b>How to endure "Forrest Gump", broken hearts and audible farts</font><br> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.08.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0012/preston/">The G.Y. Preston Collection</a><br> | |
| </b>Novelties for the discerning rascal</font><br> | |
| <br> | |
| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.06.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0012/zoomy3/">Zoomy's Fun Page</a><br> | |
| </b>Fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half!</font><br> | |
| <br> | |
| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.05.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0012/anagram4/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>The Modern Humorist | |
| Holy Tango of Poetry: Volume 4<br> | |
| </b></a></b>If poets wrote poems whose titles were anagrams of their names<b><a href="mh/0012/pets/"></a></b></font><br> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.04.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0012/pets/">Sock it to Me?</a></b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| </font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2">New jobs for the | |
| Pets.com mascot</font><br> | |
| <br> | |
| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>12.01.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0012/ps2/">Game On</a></b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| </font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2">The PlayStation 2 | |
| buying guide</font></p> | |
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| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.30.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/faq_election/">FAQ: Election 2000</a></b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| Putting the "Learn" in "Learning about the 2000 election"</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.29.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/poll/">Election 2000 Poll-A-Rama</a></b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| What's your opinion, smart guy?</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.28.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/unthawable/">Unthawable</a></b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| The d-d-diary of D-d-david Bl-bl-blaine</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.27.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/airtoons2/">Airtoons 2</a></b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| Flight attendants, prepare for the misappropriation of familiar images</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.20.00-11.24.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/thanks1/">Howdy, Pilgrim</a></b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| Thanksgiving cards they won't thank you for</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.17.00<br> | |
| </b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b><a href="mh/0011/shirt/">Palm | |
| Beach Voters Do It Twice</a></b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| Souvenirs coming soon to a boardwalk near you</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.16.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/butterfly/">Ballot with Butterfly Wings</a></b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| The legal battle over the most confusing thing ever</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.15.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/petition/">She Seems Open to Reason</a> </b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| Send a petition to Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.14.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/movies/">Palm Beach Story</a> </b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| How Hollywood is pitching "Election 2000"</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.13.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/magic/">The Magic Ballot Theory</a> </b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| Why Buchanan was just a patsy</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.10.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/florida/">Flori-duh!</a> </b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br> | |
| And you thought the ballots were confusing</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.09.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0011/concede/">I Concede</a></b><br> | |
| The Kurt Luchs speech</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.08.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0011/call/"><b>On Second Thought</b></a><br> | |
| Al Gore's Un-concession</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b></b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.08.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0011/rather/">The Dan Rather Simile Quiz</a></b> </font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.08.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0011/100/">West Winging It</a></b><br> | |
| The first 100 days</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.07.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/ballot/">Online Ballot 2000</a></b><br> | |
| Vote from the comfort of your own chair and cynicism</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.06.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/mp3/">Tune in, Download, Sell Out</a></b><br> | |
| More propaganda for the Internet age</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.03.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/bagger/">The Legend of Bagger Dance</a></b><br> | |
| The sensitive period drama megamix</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.02.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/weapon/">Al Gore's Secret Weapon</a></b><br> | |
| What Rolling Stone brushed over</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>11.01.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0011/monkey/">MonkeyHotOrNot</a></b><br> | |
| Aping the latest Web fad</font><b> </b></p> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" color="white"><b>OCTOBER 2000</b></font> | |
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| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>10.24.00-10.31.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/by/fear/">Fear Week: Halloween 2000</a></b><br> | |
| Die laughing or die trying</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>10.23.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/dotcom/">First Aid for the Dying Dot-Com </a></b><br> | |
| A post-New Economy safety poster</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>10.20.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/faq_ps2/">FAQ: PlayStation 2</a></b><br> | |
| A nerd's-eye-view of the best thing ever</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>10.19.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/notes/">Smile. Relax. Doodle.</a></b><br> | |
| Notes from the presidential debate</font></p> | |
| <p><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>10.18.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/baseball/">Baseball 2001</a></b><br> | |
| Fox TV gets its $2.5 billion worth</font></p> | |
| <p><b>10.17.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/downloads/">Least Popular Downloads</a></b><br> | |
| What you weren't looking at this month</p> | |
| <p><b>10.16.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/choose/">Bush and Gore</a></b><br> | |
| You can hear the difference in this special video</p> | |
| <p><b>10.13.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/starsaga/">Star Saga: Inside the making of the "Star | |
| Saga" saga</a></b><br> | |
| Your favorite sci-fi epic as you've never seen it before</p> | |
| <p><b>10.12.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0010/faq_suicide/">FAQ: Suicide </a><br> | |
| </b>Everybody's doing it. But is it right for you?</p> | |
| <p><b>10.11.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0010/tivo/">It Likes to Watch</a><br> | |
| </b>The truth about TiVo</p> | |
| <p><b>10.10.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0010/zoomy2/">Zoomy's Fun Page</a><br> | |
| </b>Fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half!</p> | |
| <p><b>10.09.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0010/flashback/">Full Metal Keyboard</a><br> | |
| </b>Al Gore's Vietnam flashbacks</p> | |
| <p><b>10.06.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/jingles/">Ad Jingles Unplugged</a></b><br> | |
| Commerce turns off the amps and turns on the charm</p> | |
| <p><b>10.05.00<br> | |
| </b><b><a href="mh/0010/fd_aphorisms/">First Draft: Aphorisms</a><br> | |
| </b>The proverbial testing ground</p> | |
| <p><b>10.04.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/debates/">Iron-Clad Lockbox Vs. Fuzzy Math</a></b> Who | |
| was the master debater?</p> | |
| <p><b>10.03.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/king/">Creepshow and Tell<br> | |
| </a></b>Autopsy report of the | |
| guy who ran over Stephen King</p> | |
| <p><b>10.02.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0010/school/index.cfm">Hey, Candidate, Leave Them Kids Alone<br> | |
| </a></b>The | |
| ABC's of the Bush/Gore school visits</p> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" color="white"><b>SEPTEMBER | |
| 2000</b></font> | |
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| <p><b>09.29.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0009/encyc_oly/">Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Missing | |
| Olympic Magic</a></b><br> | |
| Down under with Bob Costas</p> | |
| <p><b>09.28.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/tv/btm.cfm" target="_self"><b>Behind the Behind the | |
| Music<br> | |
| </b></a>A broadband bonbon</p> | |
| <p><b>09.25.00-09.28.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/tv/" target="_self"><b>Fall TV Preview!<br> | |
| </b></a>Every channel. Every show. The wasteland just got vaster.</p> | |
| <p><b>09.27.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/lee/" target="_self"><b>Modern Humorist and Wen Ho | |
| Lee<br> | |
| </b></a>Our apology </p> | |
| <p><b>09.22.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/olympics/flag.cfm" target="_self"><b>Red, White and | |
| What?<br> | |
| </b></a>A salute to the flags they salute at the Olympics</p> | |
| <p><b>09.21.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/lil_pols/" target="_self"><b>Before They Were Politicians<br> | |
| </b></a>The making of the eighth-grade president<b></b><b></b></p> | |
| <p><b>09.20.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/olympics/contender.cfm" target="_self"><b>Could You | |
| Be A Contender?<br> | |
| </b></a>Test your Olympic mettle</p> | |
| <p><b>09.19.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/radiohead/" target="_self"><b>OK, I Did It Again<br> | |
| </b></a>An exclusive preview of the new Radiohead album</p> | |
| <p><b>09.18.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/olympics/good.cfm" target="_self"><b>Good Sports | |
| <br> | |
| </b></a>What's playing in Sydney</p> | |
| <p><b>09.16.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/tiger/" target="_self"><b>What Nike's Getting for | |
| its $100 Million</b></a></p> | |
| <p><b>09.15.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/olympics/quiz.cfm" target="_self"><b>The 100-Meter | |
| Trivia Contest<br> | |
| </b></a>An Olympic-size quiz</p> | |
| <p><b>09.14.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/anagram3/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>The Modern | |
| Humorist Holy Tango of Poetry: Volume 3<br> | |
| </b></a>If poets wrote poems whose titles were anagrams of their names</p> | |
| <p><b>09.13.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/sag/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>The SAG/AFTRA Demands<br> | |
| </b></a>Commercial actors strike a pose</p> | |
| <p><b>09.12.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/resign/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>A Memo to the | |
| Voters<br> | |
| </b></a>Re: Rumors of Executive Changes</p> | |
| <p><b>09.11.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/history/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Before There | |
| Was E-Mail<br> | |
| </b></a>Forwarding jokes through history</p> | |
| <p><b>09.08.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/trask/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>A Tour of the | |
| Trask Museum</b></a><a href="mh/0009/zagat/index.cfm" target="_self"><b><br> | |
| </b></a>America's finest collection of ruthless robber baron art<b></b></p> | |
| <p><b>09.07.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/zagat/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Life's Toughest | |
| Critics<br> | |
| </b></a>Zagat surveys existence</p> | |
| <p><b>09.06.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/debate/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>First Draft: | |
| George W's Debate Proposal<br> | |
| </b></a>Less policy, more Star Jones<b></b><b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>09.05.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0009/my_mh/index.cfm"><b>My Modern Humorist<br> | |
| </b></a>Our new personalization system</p> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" color="white"><b>AUGUST 2000</b></font> | |
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| <p> <b>08.14.00-08.18.00</b> <br> | |
| <a href="mh/0008/conventions/index.cfm"><b>Democratic National Convention</b></a><b><br> | |
| </b>The L.A. Story </p> | |
| <p><b>08.11.00<br> | |
| <a href="mh/0008/dre/index.cfm">Ain't Nothin But a Gangsta Termination | |
| of Limited-Term Employment</a></b><br> | |
| Dr. Dre gives out pink slips | |
| <p><b>08.09.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0008/zoomy/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Zoomy's Games | |
| </b></a><a href="central/mh/0007/bigbrother/index.cfm" target="_self"><b><br> | |
| </b></a>Fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half!<b> </b> </p> | |
| <p><b>08.08.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0008/vp_dems/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Sorry You Were | |
| Passed Over</b></a><a href="central/mh/0007/bigbrother/index.cfm" target="_self"><b><br> | |
| </b></a>Al Gore's cards to his VP hopefuls<b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>08.07.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0008/horse/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Jockeying for | |
| the VP Nod</b></a><a href="central/mh/0007/bigbrother/index.cfm" target="_self"><b><br> | |
| </b></a>Gore's best bets</p> | |
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| <p><b>07.31.00-08.04.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/conventions/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Republican | |
| National Convention </b></a><a href="central/mh/0007/bigbrother/index.cfm" target="_self"><b><br> | |
| </b></a>Get all the oddities from Philadelphia here</p> | |
| <p><b>07.28.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/placebon/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Listening to | |
| Placebon</b></a><a href="central/mh/0007/bigbrother/index.cfm" target="_self"><b><br> | |
| </b></a>Sponsor acquired for National Health Month</p> | |
| <p><b>07.27.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/bigbrother/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Big Brother: | |
| Life in the Fishbowl</b></a><a href="central/mh/0007/bigbrother/index.cfm" target="_self"><b><br> | |
| </b></a>1 bowl. 5 fish. 36 days. $500,000.<b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.26.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/vp_cards/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Out of the | |
| Running, Mates<br> | |
| </b></a>George W. sends<b> </b>regrets to VP rejects<b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.25.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/bestsellers/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Bestsellers | |
| of Tomorrow<br> | |
| </b></a>The next hundred years of beach reading<b> </b><b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.24.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/aol/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Mirsky Gets Answers | |
| On Line <br> | |
| </b></a>The original Internet celebrity has some questions<b> </b><b> | |
| </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.21.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/spoiler/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>It's Rudy! <br> | |
| </b></a>The "Survivor" winner and other spoilers<b> </b><b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.20.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/bush/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Exclusive: Dubya | |
| Picks Veep<br> | |
| </b></a>Meet the newest star of the GOP</p> | |
| <p><b>07.19.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/macworld/" target="_self"><b>Macworld: Last Minute | |
| Additions<br> | |
| </b></a>What we handed out at the expo<b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.18.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/fd_empire/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>First Draft: | |
| The Empire Strikes Back<br> | |
| </b></a>Even longer ago, in a galaxy even farther away...<b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.17.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/gore/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Al Gore's Secret | |
| Constituency <br> | |
| </b></a>The stump speech<b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.14.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/baby/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Name That Baby<br> | |
| </b></a>A guide for soon-to-be parents</p> | |
| <p><b>07.13.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/xmen/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Speaking Truth | |
| to Superpowers</b><b><br> | |
| </b></a>The New York Times enlists the X-Men in its battle for the Pulitzer<b> | |
| </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.11.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/faq_darva/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>FAQ: Darva | |
| Conger<br> | |
| </b></a>Why does she captivate us so?<b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.10.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/tapped/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Tapped<br> | |
| </b></a>For God, For Country, Four F.<b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.07.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/bloopers/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Bloops…They | |
| Did It Again!<br> | |
| </b></a>Hollywood’s little inaccuracies<b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>07.06.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0007/encyc_gw/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Encyclopedia | |
| Brown and the Case of Death Row Dubya<br> | |
| </b></a>The GOP goes to Idaville<br> | |
| </p> | |
| <p> | |
| <p> </p><table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="127"> | |
| <tr> | |
| <td bgcolor="#660033"> | |
| <center> | |
| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" color="white"><b>JUNE 2000</b></font> | |
| </center> | |
| </td> | |
| </tr> | |
| </table> | |
| <p><b>06.30.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/romance/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>The United States | |
| of Romance<br> | |
| </b></a>A map of love, American style<b> </b></p> | |
| <p><b>06.29.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/faq_harry/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>FAQ: Harry | |
| Potter<br> | |
| </b></a>Tougher than the Hogwarts entrance exam</p> | |
| <p><b>06.27.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/genome/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Adventures in | |
| the Genetic Screening Trade<br> | |
| </b></a>Studio notes on the double helix</p> | |
| <p><b>06.26.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/puffy/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Celebrity Home | |
| Page: Puff Daddy<br> | |
| </b></a>Welcome to my home page! I sample you!!!</p> | |
| <p><b>06.23.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/prince/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Getting it Royally<br> | |
| </b></a>Birthday cards for Prince William</p> | |
| <p><b>06.22.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/faq_summer/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>FAQ: Summer | |
| <br> | |
| </b></a>The truth about this year's hottest season</p> | |
| <p><b>06.20.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/britney/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>The Britney | |
| Papers<br> | |
| </b></a>Literary giants can't get no satisfaction</p> | |
| <p><b>06.19.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/toons/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Not Coming Soon: | |
| Deputy Dawgma<br> | |
| </b></a>The might-have-been legacy of the "Clerks" cartoon</p> | |
| <p><b>06.16.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/fantasia/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Fantasia<br> | |
| </b></a>Return of a Disney classic/popular lap dancer</p> | |
| <p><b>06.15.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/worst/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>The Real-Life | |
| Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook<br> | |
| </b></a>How to endure karaoke, blood pudding, Billy Bob Thornton</p> | |
| <p><b>06.13.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/father/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Dad to the Bone<br> | |
| </b></a>Father's day cards for the brutally honest</p> | |
| <p><b>06.12.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/stamps/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Stamps Salute | |
| the 1990s<br> | |
| </b></a>Can an NBC miniseries be far off?</p> | |
| <p><b>06.09.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/anagram2/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>The Modern | |
| Humorist Holy Tango of Poetry, Vol. 2<br> | |
| </b></a>If poets wrote poems whose titles were anagrams of their names</p> | |
| <p><b>06.08.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/imdb/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Beyond Auteur Theory<br> | |
| </b></a>IMDB users review movies, their own lives</p> | |
| <p><b>06.06.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/alpha/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Are YOU the Alpha | |
| Male?<br> | |
| </b></a>A self-test for chimpanzees</p> | |
| <p><b>06.05.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/wwjd/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Jesus! What Now?<br> | |
| </b></a>Are you sure you know what He'd do?</p> | |
| <p><b>06.02.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/odonnell/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>If Only He | |
| Could Draw<br> | |
| </b></a>The cartoons of Mark O'Donnell</p> | |
| <p><b>06.01.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0006/misfortune/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>MisFortune<br> | |
| </b></a>The financial magazine for after the crash </p> | |
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| <tr> | |
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| <center> | |
| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" color="white"><b>MAY 2000</b></font> | |
| </center> | |
| </td> | |
| </tr> | |
| </table> | |
| <p><b>05.30.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/survivor/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Survivor<br> | |
| </b></a>The CBS sensation, but slightly less tropical</p> | |
| <p><b>05.26.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/spam/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Historical E-Mail<br> | |
| </b></a>Spam through the centuries</p> | |
| <p><b>05.25.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/nra/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Easy Target<br> | |
| </b></a>Everyone's gunning for that NRA restaurant</p> | |
| <p><b>05.23.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/harpers/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Harper's Index | |
| Index<br> | |
| </b></a>The numbers behind the numbers</p> | |
| <p><b>05.22.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/airtoons/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Airtoons<br> | |
| </b></a>Flight attendants, prepare for misappropriation of familiar images</p> | |
| <p><b>05.19.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/tv/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Remote Possibilities<br> | |
| </b></a>Legends of the fall TV schedule</p> | |
| <p><b>05.18.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/blunders/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Full Report<br> | |
| </b></a>General Barry McCaffrey's Gulf War blunders</p> | |
| <p><b>05.16.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/scient/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Let's Get This | |
| Clear<br> | |
| </b></a>Corrections the Scientologists made us run</p> | |
| <p><b>05.15.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/encyc_mp3/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Encyclopedia | |
| Brown and the Case of the Pirated MP3s<br> | |
| </b></a>Metallica and Dr. Dre rock Idaville</p> | |
| <p><b>05.12.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/mother/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Spite, Mother<br> | |
| </b></a>Mother's Day cards you wish you had the guts to send</p> | |
| <p><b>05.08.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/movies/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Summer Movie | |
| eView @films.awesome<br> | |
| </b></a>Exclusive sneak previews of the upcoming blockbusters (including | |
| approximate<br> | |
| running times!), plus soundtrack hits by<br> | |
| Will Smith, Aerosmith and Jewel</p> | |
| <p><b>05.05.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/virus/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>FAQ: The ILOVEYOU | |
| Virus<br> | |
| </b></a>What we talk about when we talk about self-propagating VBScript | |
| worms</p> | |
| <p><b>05.04.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/anagram/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>The Modern Humorist | |
| Holy Tango of Poetry<br> | |
| </b></a>If poets wrote poems whose titles were anagrams of their names</p> | |
| <p><b>05.02.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/newfive/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Meet the New | |
| Five Dollar Bill<br> | |
| </b></a>Coming to a wallet near you<br> | |
| <br> | |
| <b></b> | |
| <b> | |
| <table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="127"> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" color="white"><b>APRIL 2000</b></font> | |
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| </table> | |
| </b> | |
| <p><b>04.28.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/encyc/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Encyclopedia Brown | |
| and the Case of the Dead Child Beauty Queen<br> | |
| </b></a>Perfect Town (Idaville), Perfect Murder (you-know-who)</p> | |
| <p><b>04.26.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/elian/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>First Draft: The | |
| Elián Negotiations<br> | |
| </b></a>Reno offers proposal, Miami relatives doodle on it</p> | |
| <p><b>04.26.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/laptop/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Secrets of the | |
| Stolen Laptop<br> | |
| </b></a>What the State Department looks like naked</p> | |
| <p><b>04.24.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/jerry/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>J: The Jerry Magazine<br> | |
| </b></a>Healthy living from Jerry Springer</p> | |
| <p><b>04.24.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/gore/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Al Gore's Prettiest | |
| Pig<br> | |
| </b></a>Swine makeover by the Vice President</p> | |
| <p><b>04.24.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/askjeez/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Ask Jeez<br> | |
| </b></a>Helpful hints from the son of God</p> | |
| <p><b>04.24.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/faq_passover/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>FAQ: Passover<br> | |
| </b></a>Modern Humorist answers your FAQ</p> | |
| <p><b>04.24.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/sponsors/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>A Word from | |
| Our Sponsors<br> | |
| </b></a>Ad banners you won't see anywhere else</p> | |
| <p><b>04.10.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/propaganda/index.cfm" target="_self"><b>Propaganda | |
| in the Internet Age<br> | |
| </b></a>Intellectual property theft? Why, it's as bad as Hitler</p> | |
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| <b> | |
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| <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" color="white"><b>EVEN OLDER</b></font> | |
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| <p><b>03.01.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0005/harry/index.cfm"><b>Harry Potter and the Heartbreaking | |
| Work of Staggering Genius<br> | |
| </b></a>A cross-breeding of today's foremost literary talents</p> | |
| <p><b>02.02.00<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/mediagossip/index.html" target="_blank"><b>MediaGossipNews</b></a><br> | |
| A site about a site about media news, formerly about media gossip</p> | |
| <p><b>12.01.99<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/2000timessquare/index.html" target="_blank"><b>2000TimesSquare.com</b></a><br> | |
| The global jubilee at the nexus of the crossroads</p> | |
| <p><b>08.09.99<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/falltv/index.html" target="_blank"><b>League of Concerned | |
| Network Executives</b></a><br> | |
| Television is better than ever, just ask us</p> | |
| <p><b>06.02.99<br> | |
| </b><a href="mh/0004/talkmagazine/index.html" target="_blank"><b>Talk | |
| Media Valued Associates Extranet</b></a><br> | |
| The one that got us in trouble in the first place | |
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