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<li><a href="http://www.blinky-lights.org">BlinkyLights</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.cryptome.org">Cryptome</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.danger.ms">Danger</a></li><br>
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<li><a href="http://www.genocide2600.com">Genocide2600</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.hlug.org">HLUG</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.linuxforlesbians.org">Linux4Lesbians</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.macroshaft.org">Macroshaft</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.netflood.net">NetFlood</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.openbsd.org">OpenBSD</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.packetninja.net">PacketNinja</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.siliconinc.net">SiliconInc</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.speedygrl.com">SpeedyGrl</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.spikeman.net">Spikeman</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.danger.ms/~kw">Tattooman</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk">TheRegister</a></li><br>
<li><a href="http://www.scriptkiddiot.com">Uberleet Hax0rs</a></li><br><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>FYI</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 29th 2001 3:00pm</I></FONT>
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<b>Updated</b>: All of the pages have been fixed. So how was this achieved in such a short amount
of time you ask? Sure I'll tell you. What happened from the get was, I redirected output into
another file (original &gt;&gt; replica) which recopied an entire page 3 times through 3 different
sed commands I piped, which is why some pages had three instances of shit, some had two because not
all pages had all three instances I originally wanted replaced... Anyways, after debating on how
was the quickest way to change shit back without doing them all by hand, what I did was, search for
the pages which needed the three instances changed. Then I simply wc -l page divided it by three
then once I obtained that number, it was a piece of cake to automate... <b>for i in `grep
$INSTANCE` ; do echo $i &gt;&gt; CHANGEME</b> then I read all of those filenames and simply
corrected this with sed once again. <b>sed -n '1,469p' FUCKEDFILENAME &gt; /tmp/FIXEDFILENAME</b>
(469 where the numbers of lines in the files once divided by three). If you think thats bad, just
to be a bastard (since I was obviously pissed), I decided to send one of our local (l)users on
AntiOffline stdout output of those 1,000+ files via combos of write/mail/mesg which means he's not
a happy camper. (ever try to cat filename.tar.bz2 | mesg $USER ...) How immature... SysAdmin
101... No more lessons... Anyways back to the news... Stupid news that is, its been updated with
outrageous shit for the day.
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<a href="http://www.antioffline.com/stupidnews/">stupid news</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Stupid News</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 28th 2001 2:55am</I></FONT>
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AntiOffline is proud to add the latest section dubbed "Stupid News." Here you will find all the
news you would never expect to see on shows like 20/20, your local news shows, shit even your own
local newspapers. Why do you ask? Because their so unbelievable dumb. Sure some of the articles
that will be featured here may seem unbelievable, but they are 100% legitimate, and besides you can
trust us to post the shit you won't see anywhere else. So act now and click on the damn link, and
afterwards send us all your money to support our ritalin habits.
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<a href="http://www.antioffline.com/stupidnews/">stupid news</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Thirteen days... The real deal</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 28th 2001 2:55am</I></FONT>
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<i>
I have read volumes about the Cuban Missile Crisis, but nothing about the Cuban Submarine
Crisis. For good reason. That story has never been told. It is buried in the vaults of the
National Security Agency. I know. I was there, and intimately involved. I have waited almost forty
years to tell this story. It is long overdue. I believe that the general public has a right to
know and understand what really transpired between President Kennedy and Soviet Premier
Khrushchev: why Kennedy made the decisions that he did during that conflict, and why Khrushchev
backed down. It had a lot more to do with submarines and potential long-range missiles than it had
to do with medium-range ground-based missiles located in Cuba. Never before revealed to the
American public, the Soviet submarine force played a key (if not the major) role in the Cuban
Missile Crisis.</i>
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<a href="http://www.troikamagazine.com/network/13days.html">13 days</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Wanna Banana?</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 27th 2001 1:31am</I></FONT>
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Russia's Banana Party has backed the use of bananas during sex. The change in policy came after
party members decided the fruit could not transmit Aids. Party officials decided to adopt the
change in policy after a heated debate over the practice. African peoples have a long tradition of
ritually deflowering virgins using bananas, the party's state session in Vologda heard. This is
great news for a Russian coffinmaker who was rushed into hospital after his circular saw got caught
up in his trousers. He cut it into 6 pieces (ouch)
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<a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_241029.html">Polly wanna Banana?</a><br>
<a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_240706.html">Bye Bye Penis</a>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Jenna Bush's tree of life</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 25th 2001 11:10pm</I></FONT>
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Should Jenna Bush, the 19-year-old daughter of the president, be in jail? Or at least be
arrested? That's a conclusion to be drawn from a recent report in the National Enquirer that
asserts she smokes marijuana. After all, some 600,000 Americans are arrested every year for
marijuana possession -- including about 13,000 teenage girls. Some would say, of course, that Jenna
Bush shouldn't be hassled for allegedly smoking pot, but then maybe nobody else should either.
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<a href="http://www.salon.com/politics/feature/2001/03/23/jenna_bush/index.html">Full article</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Links</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 25th 2001 05:10pm</I></FONT>
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We added an Electro Magnetic Pulse page here which we will try to keep updated. We had previously
intended to post the links but had forgotten. Why do you ask? Well there is about 1,500 pages on
this site which are all in a bit of disarray at the time, but we're trying to sort them out little
by little. Anyways for those who know what EMP is, we hope you find some of our favorite links
useful, and for those that don't, and have some time to spare, there are links for newbies, all the
way to <a href="http://www.antioffline.com/emp.txt">engineers</a>. Also added is what we hope will
be the ultimate resource for Privacy on the Internet, complete with legal information, links to
articles, links to free software, payware, etc.
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<a href="http://www.antioffline.com/emplinks.html">Electro Magnetic Pulse</a><br>
<a href="http://www.antioffline.com/privlinks.html">Privacy Links</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Save the Seals use Viagra</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 25th 2001 04:10am</I></FONT>
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Seals are being saved by Viagra because the pill has replaced the animal's penis as an oriental
sex aid. Powdered male seal genitalia was the preferred remedy for a flagging
sex life among billions of men in Asia. Now more and more are turning to Viagra and the trend has
resulted in decreasing culls of seals, according to research. The number of seals taken in the
world has fallen dramatically. (We thought it was funny)
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<a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_253668.html?menu=">Save a Seal</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Hackers steal nuclear codes</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 24th 2001 06:15pm</I></FONT>
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Hackers from possibly the former Soviet Union may have been responsible for the thefts of French
nuclear weapons' code, and are now demanding political asylum in the country of Iraq, while
U.S. government officials fear the hackers may target the U.S. next According to unnamed sourcese
in the military, as many as 5 hackers broke into computer systems in England, launched attacks to
Saudi Arabia, followed by subsequent attacks to computers to China in which they finally commenced
illegally and maliciously downloading hundreds of codes for weapons of mass destruction. (NOTE: In
case your a complete moron this is a spoof, hint: funny, laugh, bitch, rant, etc.)
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<a href="http://current.news.cnet.com|content?article=NEWS&&WEAPONS-OF-MASS-DESTRUCTION&&j0k3s&&NUCLEAR@000321.000321.061.00000312/news/sp00fs/0-1003-200-5222484.html">Hackers steal codes</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Monitoring Pedophiles</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 24th 2001 05:45pm</I></FONT>
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Up to 50 agencies involved in child protection will swap information on child sex abuse. The site,
believed to be the first of its kind in Europe, will only be available to those authorised to use
it. Dr Andy Bilson, of the Centre for Europe's Children, said: "As well as tackling illegal
practices such as the trafficking of children and sex tourism, countries are devising strategies
for the prosecution of offenders and developing measures for effectively protecting child victims
and witnesses. <i>Well its about time. Also check out <a href="http://www.ehap.org">EHAP</a> to
report pedophilia</i>
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<a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_253716.html?menu=">Pedophile tracking</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Codebreakers</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 24th 2001 05:45pm</I></FONT>
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How Joe Desch, based in Dayton, beat the Nazi code and helped win the war<br><br><i>
Debbie Anderson knew in the summer of 1986 that time was running out for her 79-year-old
father. After a series of small strokes and then a broken hip, Joe Desch, a man of iron
independence, was forced to recuperate in a Kettering nursing home. There he took with him the
painful secret he had kept coiled inside for most of his life. "He seemed still to be fighting
battles that should have been settled years ago," Anderson said. "There were little things that
would set him off on tirades." Anderson knew only that her father's pain and anger were tied to the
World War II codebreaking research he had done at Dayton's National Cash Register Co. the work that
had driven him to a nervous breakdown, but which he had never been able to talk about, not even to
explain the Congressional Medal for Merit he had received for his war service.</i><br><br>
Detailed historical document on Enigma machines, etc..
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<a href="http://www.antioffline.com/codebreakers.html">NCR Codebreakers</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>OpenPGP attack</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 24th 2001 05:45pm</I></FONT>
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Finally the draft paper on the attacks on PGP, OpenPGP, etc., has been released. Its extremely
bland and definitely not for non techie's, but for those interested in preserving their privacy,
crypto, security, its definitely worth a look. We'll keep this post updated as we exect Phil
Zimmerman, maybe Bruce Schneier, and other Cypherpunks to address this within the next few days so
stay tuned. Visit the site and download your choice of Postscript of PDF file describing the attack
on PGP.
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<a href="http://www.i.cz/en/">Attack on Private Keys</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Cyberbabble</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 24th 2001 05:45pm</I></FONT>
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A few friends of mine wanted me to add mentions of something or sites, etc., and a lot of times I
get so wrapped up in other I don't have enough time to do it so here goes some sites I've been
meaning to add but have been smoking too many Mir space station remains to do so. <a
href="http://www.linuxforlesbians.org">Linux For Lesbians</a>, finally Linux for dykes! What more
could you want from a former Jerry Springer guest. <a href="http://www.netflood.net">Netflood</a>,
I've been honestly meaning to add this site a while back but I get so caught up in watching
Pokemon, and watching Big Brother watching me, that I haven't had time. (don't forget to check out
<a href="http://www.netflood.net/editorials/sil.html">my very own interview</a> there as well.) <a
href="http://www.hlug.org">Houston Linux Users Group</a>, at first I was going to add this last
year some time, but Texans pissed me off when they got rid of their problems and he became
President, so it took me some time to get over it. And finally Herbert Kornfeld, one funny ass
mother fscker so I had to post these for <a href="http://www.antioffline.com/hkorn/">kicks.</a>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>echo "Spam" | exec jail</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 24th 2001 05:45pm</I></FONT>
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Rep. Bob Goodlatte does not want you to go to the linked article. The conservative Virginia
Republican, who is co-chairman of the Congressional Internet Caucus, hopes to punish the
publication or redistribution of columns such as this with a $15,000 fine and up to one year
in federal prison. Why? Because the article includes a short Perl program that could be used to
spam -- and it seems certain to be banned under a bill that Goodlatte has recently introduced.
<i>Personally we couldn't care if spammers went to jail however, jailing someone for posting their
thoughts and ideas seems like a violation of constitutional rights. But who the hell are we to
expect any level of privacy in the United States.
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<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,42599,00.html">spam spam spam</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>Dissecting the NSA's SELinux</b><br>
reported by: <b>deran9ed</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 24th 2001 05:45pm</I></FONT>
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Someone has taken the time to delve deep into the coding of the NSA's version of Linux and offer a
summation of it all. The article is short, not so to the point, but its rather nice to see anyone
digging into the code at all. Personally we wonder why the NSA and Big Brother released this
version of Linux provided every other week they claim how bad <i>hackers</i> all over the world are
making it hard for them (Big Brother) to keep tabs on them. Shit they even claim Osama bin Laden
has higher technology then they (NSA) do. So why unleash a product (which anyone can
download) which can help their enemies? I guess thats the "Enemy of the State" side of my brain
writing.
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<a href="http://www-106.ibm.com/developerworks/library/s-selinux2/?n-s-3221">SE Linux review</a><br>
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<FONT color="#FFFFFF"><b>First casualties of Mir</b><br>
reported by: <b>felonius monk</b> <font size=-1><br>
Last Modified On:<I>March 24th 2001 05:45pm</I></FONT>
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Scientists all over the world weren't prepared to assess any of the damages caused by the Russian
space station Mir this week, so in an AntiOffline exclusive, we bring you the only known data of
the casualties of the Mir space station, what the censors will not show. The article is not for the
faint of heart, and investors will likely scramble to save themselves from outrage at the media for
not making the public aware of the dangerous situation imposed by architecting the landing of space
junk on earth.
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<a href="http://space.cnn.com|query?display.cfm=SPACE&MIR&CASUALTY@000321.000321.061.00000312/news/mir.descent/index.html">Space the Final Frontier</a><br>
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