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| <html> | |
| <title>jizzweiser</title> | |
| <body bgcolor=#000000 text=#FFFFFF> | |
| <!-- owned by jhh from jizzweiser --> | |
| <!-- your mom swallows --> | |
| <center><img src="jizzweiser.gif"><br><br><br> | |
| <big><b><font color="red"> | |
| This is a bit of the ol' digital ultra viagra brought to you by <blink>jizzweiser!</blink></big></font></b> | |
| </center> | |
| <pre> | |
| Jizzing, spurting, dripping, spooging, strip dancing, anal violating, rectum fucking, | |
| ass shaving, gang banging our puppies, violating your piglets, raping your sheep!@! | |
| Jizzweiser has found their own way of having a good time at the tragic expense of | |
| others. Thats right, we have hax0red every sperm bank website on the net and swallowed | |
| our anonymous father's childrens for the fun of it, because we are... <b>THAT DAMN GOOD!</b> | |
| Yep that's right there children it's jizzweiser, back again to slobber down your hot | |
| man chowder and lick the phimoses of those who don't bathe!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡! | |
| It seems we're one of the only groups that cant get it up, but can still manage to | |
| penetrate each others anuses with our limp tiny weewees. Aside from that shit, fuck | |
| you because we're reading hooked on phonics and lurning how ta spell. | |
| Oh well, we'll keep doing our shit (which is ./sadmind) and being dumb and shit, and | |
| indulging ourselves in one anothers dripping pools of jizz!!! Thats right bitches | |
| hackweiser is now Jizzweiser bitches¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ | |
| Note to admin: we masturbated each other over the thought of ./owning your boxen! How | |
| does it feel to be using a spermed on machine?!#!$#!$!!?? | |
| <center><b>JIZZWEISER GLOBAL SPERMAL DOMINATION¡¡¡¡¡</B></CENTER> | |
| shout to: evil angelica (yea you slutty 15 year old msdac.pl having whore) we nub your crusty skid | |
| marked panties -- there we said it can we lick them?, rsh your my original favorite federal | |
| snitches, pimpshiz!@@! (where would the FBI be without your snitching skills), GForceWackistan -- | |
| we feel your pain even though you don't even live in Pakistan!@!@!@!@ | |
| <center><b> | |
| ¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!Jizzweiser!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡ | |
| </center></b> | |
| <li>So what if we can't spel our own names we use skriptz of othas to own something | |
| <li>We will own you to prove how ejeet we are and sadmin.c is our friend | |
| <li>Our mother dropped us on our heads when we were born and anal raped us with tickle me elmo dolls | |
| Admin your original page has been anally raped of its html nothing was destroyed except the | |
| sperm we digested, and can be <a href="backup.html">found here</a> | |
| <!-- jizzweiser is looking for new ass raping trainees! --> | |
| <!-- So, if you enjoy being buggered by little 12 year --> | |
| <!-- old kiddies who cant get it up, much less actually --> | |
| <!-- own something w/o using someone elses scripties, --> | |
| <!-- then email us at root@goatse.cx --> | |
| <!-- If you havent noticed by now, this is an april fools joke. --> | |
| <!-- No we were not hacked by "jizzweiser" (snicker) --> | |
| <!-- Although, just for the record, those little bitches DO try it daily. --> | |
| <!-- And every day when they try to ./hax0r me, they get logged. --> | |
| <!-- Special fuck yous to: Vanna White. Bitch, you never would give me any. You just sat --> | |
| <!-- up there and turned those damn letters while I sat at home alone :/ --> | |
| <!-- Also to: George W Bush (JR). You even have to ask? --> | |
| <!-- Greetz to #messedup/#unixgods/#ehap --> | |
| <!-- Happy April Fools, root at antioffline dot com --> | |
| </body> | |
| </html> | |
| <!-- www.attrition.org web hack mirror - watermark or something --> |