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<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>PLA'S FIRST TAPE/CD - $10.00</B></FONT><p>
<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">Our first prank call tape "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Steak" is approximately 60 full minutes of hilarious prank phone calls. You'll hear the beloved Mildred Monday get 3rd party calls from herself, you'll hear us tormenting employees at Radio Shack along with the deaf relay operators and many others. You can listen to sound clips first by clicking <href="sound.html#steak">here</a> or get a complete listing of each prank with a description by clicking <a href="steak.html">here</a>. You can own either the tape or the CD for $10.00 plus shipping.</FONT><BR><BR><hr noshade width=30%><br><br>

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<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>PLA T-SHIRT - $17.00</B></FONT><p>
<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">Our second shirt - Has a large PLA logo on the front and the anti-phreaking message "Mom & Dad, I screwed the phone company. Unfortunately the signs of phone phreaking aren't always this obvious." on the back along with the phonelosers.org URL. Click <a href=images/shirt_two.gif>here</a> for a sample of the artwork. We should have better scans up soon. This item is now available!
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<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>HARD COPIES OF BACK ISSUES</B></FONT><p>
<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">Tired of reading PLA for free? Then why not pay for it? Get professional copies of the final releases of each PLA issue. Each issue is formatted in three columns and printed on high-quality paper. For details and pricing, click <a href=order_paper.html>here</a>.
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<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>PLA CAP - $15.00</B></FONT><p>
<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">One black cotton (no mesh) cap with the PLA logo silk screened into the front. For details, pictures and amazing stories of success, click <a href=order_caps.html>here</a>. This item is currently SOLD OUT. We will have new ones eventually so keep an eye on this page.
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<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>5 PLA INK PENS - $5.00</B></FONT><p>
<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">Our pens have "Phone Losers of America" written in different sized fonts and our URL near the bottom.  All pens have black ink and are refillable. You can click on the small picture for a better view of them.  These were scanned on our flatbed scanner and may appear a little distorted.
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<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>PLA'S SECOND TAPE/CD - $10.00</B></FONT><p>
<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">Our second tape/CD "Operator Leaving Line" is an excellent sequel to the first with many of the original favorites from the first album returning for even more fun. Mildred Monday is back and bitchin' at us about her roof and siding. John Craven's wife gets in on the act, telling us a thing or two and Alex Carbon still insists he has nothing to do with AT&T. Besides those calls, you'll hear plenty of new material along with two prank call dance mixes. You can listen to a few sound clips by clicking <a href="sound.html#operator">here</a>. This album is available on both cassette and CD for $10.00 plus shipping.</FONT><BR><BR><hr align=center noshade width=30%><br><br>


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<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>PLAT&T T-SHIRT - $17.00</B></FONT><p>
<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">The original PLA t-shirt - "Ever been hopelessly harassed by a total stranger on the phone day in and day out for an entire year straight? YOU WILL! And the company that will bring it on you? PLAT&T!" Currently only available in black XL or XXL (The picture is of one of our old white shirts.)  Click on the small picture to see a larger picture of our sexy in-house model, Jared, sporting a stylish PLAT&T t-shirt.
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<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>6.55 MHz CRYSTALS - 2 FOR $4.00</B></FONT><p>
<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">You can be the proud owner of not one but <em>two</em> of these handy dandy electronic components. These crystals can be used in all sorts of fun and entertaining home electronics projects too numerous to list here. Order a set for every member of your family! Remember - we are not responsible for crystals burnt up by amateur soldering jobs.
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	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>PLA'S FIRST TAPE/CD - $10.00</B></FONT><p>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">Our first prank call tape "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Steak" is approximately 60 full minutes of hilarious prank phone calls. You'll hear the beloved Mildred Monday get 3rd party calls from herself, you'll hear us tormenting employees at Radio Shack along with the deaf relay operators and many others. You can listen to sound clips first by clicking <href="sound.html#steak">here</a> or get a complete listing of each prank with a description by clicking <a href="steak.html">here</a>. You can own either the tape or the CD for $10.00 plus shipping.</FONT><BR><BR><hr noshade width=30%><br><br>

	<a href=order_shirt2.html><img src=images/shirt_two_2.gif align=left></a>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>PLA T-SHIRT - $17.00</B></FONT><p>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">Our second shirt - Has a large PLA logo on the front and the anti-phreaking message "Mom & Dad, I screwed the phone company. Unfortunately the signs of phone phreaking aren't always this obvious." on the back along with the phonelosers.org URL. Click <a href=images/shirt_two.gif>here</a> for a sample of the artwork. We should have better scans up soon. This item is now available!
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	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>HARD COPIES OF BACK ISSUES</B></FONT><p>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">Tired of reading PLA for free? Then why not pay for it? Get professional copies of the final releases of each PLA issue. Each issue is formatted in three columns and printed on high-quality paper. For details and pricing, click <a href=order_paper.html>here</a>.
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	<img src=images/placap.gif align=left width=75>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>PLA CAP - $15.00</B></FONT><p>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">One black cotton (no mesh) cap with the PLA logo silk screened into the front. For details, pictures and amazing stories of success, click <a href=order_caps.html>here</a>. This item is currently SOLD OUT. We will have new ones eventually so keep an eye on this page.
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	<a href=images/order_pens_big.jpg><img src=images/order_pens_small.jpg align=left width=75></a>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>5 PLA INK PENS - $5.00</B></FONT><p>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">Our pens have "Phone Losers of America" written in different sized fonts and our URL near the bottom. All pens have black ink and are refillable. You can click on the small picture for a better view of them. These were scanned on our flatbed scanner and may appear a little distorted.
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	<a href=images/order_cds_big.jpg><img src=images/tape0002.jpg align=right width=75></a>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>PLA'S SECOND TAPE/CD - $10.00</B></FONT><p>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">Our second tape/CD "Operator Leaving Line" is an excellent sequel to the first with many of the original favorites from the first album returning for even more fun. Mildred Monday is back and bitchin' at us about her roof and siding. John Craven's wife gets in on the act, telling us a thing or two and Alex Carbon still insists he has nothing to do with AT&T. Besides those calls, you'll hear plenty of new material along with two prank call dance mixes. You can listen to a few sound clips by clicking <a href="sound.html#operator">here</a>. This album is available on both cassette and CD for $10.00 plus shipping.</FONT><BR><BR><hr align=center noshade width=30%><br><br>


	<a href=images/shirt1.jpg><img src=images/shirt2.jpg align=right width=120></a>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>PLAT&T T-SHIRT - $17.00</B></FONT><p>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">The original PLA t-shirt - "Ever been hopelessly harassed by a total stranger on the phone day in and day out for an entire year straight? YOU WILL! And the company that will bring it on you? PLAT&T!" Currently only available in black XL or XXL (The picture is of one of our old white shirts.) Click on the small picture to see a larger picture of our sexy in-house model, Jared, sporting a stylish PLAT&T t-shirt.
	</FONT><BR><BR><hr align=center noshade width=30%><br><br>

	<a href="images/order_crystals_big.jpg"><img src=images/order_crystals_small.jpg align=right width=120 height=136></a>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="2"><B>6.55 MHz CRYSTALS - 2 FOR $4.00</B></FONT><p>
	<FONT FACE="VERDANA, ARIAL, GENEVA" SIZE="1">You can be the proud owner of not one but <em>two</em> of these handy dandy electronic components. These crystals can be used in all sorts of fun and entertaining home electronics projects too numerous to list here. Order a set for every member of your family! Remember - we are not responsible for crystals burnt up by amateur soldering jobs.
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