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| <TITLE>PLA Sound Clips</TITLE></HEAD> | |
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| <td bgcolor="00cc00"><h1><strong><font face="arial">PLA SOUND CLIPS</h1></strong></font></td></tr> | |
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| IMPORTANT NOTICE! Our sound clips archive is broken on this page! So until we get it fixed just go to our mp3 site at <a href=http://www.mp3.com/phonelosers>http://www.mp3.com/phonelosers</a> which has more or less all of the sound clips you see below.<p> | |
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| Below you'll find all kinds of PLA-related sound clips. To hear these you'll need to download a RealAudio player from <a href="http://www.real.com">www.real.com</a>. We took down all of the old .WAV files to conserve space, but sometimes people mirror them. To find mirrors, go to <a href="state_list.html">http://www.phonelosers.org/state_list.html</a>. Many of these calls and MUCH MORE is available on <a href=http://www.mp3.com/phonelosers>our mp3 site</a> at mp3.com. | |
| <a name="dino"> | |
| <center><h3>DINO ALLSMAN</h3> | |
| <h6>click <a href="issue/pla014.htm">here</a> to see who the hell dino is</h6> | |
| </center> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino01.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" align="left" border="0">DINO01.RA</a> "Did he say anything about Roy?" (8k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino02.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO02.RA</a> "You little fuckin' jack-off!" (67k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino03.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO03.RA</a> "You fuck with my wife, boy, you're fuckin' with your life! (97k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino04.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO04.RA</a> "Later on, dickhead!" (9k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino05.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO05.RA</a> "I'm havin' a problem with two little kids on a cellayer phone." (65k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino06.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO06.RA</a> "Who's Roy?" (7k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino07.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO07.RA</a> "I guess they're just bored 'cause it's rainin' outside." (84k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino08.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO08.RA</a> "Well, I think they're on a cellayer phone." (15k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino09.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO09.RA</a> "They told me they tapped into my line with a computer." (119k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino10.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO10.RA</a> "You come down here and show your face, then I'm gonna shoot you with a 12 guage." (50k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino11.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO11.RA</a> "Come down here, I'll give ya a hundred dollars to see your face." (50k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino12.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO12.RA</a> "I know you're fuckin' lyin'." (50k)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_dino13.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DINO13.RA</a> "Are you on a cordless phone? Do you have caller ID?" (50k)<p> | |
| <a name="steak"> | |
| <center><h3>PRANK CALLS - FROM "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME STEAK"</h3> | |
| <h6>click <a href="order.html">here</a> buy this tape!</h6> | |
| </center> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_mildred.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">MILDRED.RA</a> "I am Mildred Monday!"<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_carbon.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">CARBON.RA</a> "I didn't order no calling card!"<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_kay.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">KAY.RA</a> "I need to talk to Kay! Please go get Kay."<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_donut.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">DONUT.RA</a> Want to know exactly how donuts get the holes made in them? Ewwwww.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_bomb.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">BOMB.RA</a> A deaf relay operator calls and leaves message asking what the bomb detenation code is to crash the commuter airline.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_girlbike.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">GIRLBIKE.RA</a> "Some crazy lady tells me all about her bike she has for sale."<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_cans.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">CANS.RA</a> This lady isn't amused when we inform her that we just ripped off her store.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_gotohell.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">GOTOHELL.RA</a> An old man yells at us loud enough to make Alex Carbon sound like a wimp.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_ridehome.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">RIDEHOME.RA</a> We try to explain something to an old deaf man. This one is good.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_noimnot.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">NOIMNOT.RA</a> We tell an elderly woman that she'd better pay for the pizza she just ordered or else...<p> | |
| <a name="operator"> | |
| <center><h3>PRANK CALLS - FROM "OPERATOR LEAVING LINE"</h3> | |
| <h6>click <a href="order.html">here</a> buy this tape!</h6></center> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_gates.ram"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">GATES.RA</a> "My son is NOT Bill Gates!"<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_pizzahut.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">PIZZAHUT.RA</a> A lady *69's me and I try to convince her I'm Pizza Hut. I fail.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_roofman.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">ROOFMAN.RA</a> Mildred is fed up with my calls and threatens to shoot me in the hiney with a shotgun. <p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_grundin.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">GRUNDIN.RA</a> A guy makes the mistake of accidentally dialing my number when trying to call up a friend.<p> | |
| <center><h3>DANCE MIXES</h3></center> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_goaway.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">GOAWAY.RA</a> Go Away, PLA. PLA's first dance mix put together by NewKleer Wynter.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_biglarry.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">BIGLARRY.RA</a> Big Larry Mix - Larry's burnin' steak! Created by Calimar (512)<p> | |
| <center><h3>RANDOM CLIPS</h3></center> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_biglar1.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">BIGLAR1.RA</a> Big Larry tells his woman about that evil Alex guy who's listening in on his phone calls. (Note: To read the story of Big Larry, go read <a href="http://www.phonelosers.org/rbcp/travels.html#BIGLARRY">rbcp's bio</a>.)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_biglar2.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">BIGLAR2.RA</a> Larry goes on another drunken rampage, threatening me.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_biglar3.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">BIGLAR3.RA</a> Big Larry organizes a posse to come over and kill me. Or maybe it really was just a bar-b-que.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_visa.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">VISA.RA</a> This is an excellent call by lotek- who called up the Credit Card fraud department to report his stolen cards not working.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_redbox.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">REDBOX.RA</a> An AT&T operator really scares me when he tries to turn me into security for red boxing.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_virgin.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">VIRGIN.RA</a> My ex-girlfriend gets Chris Tomkinson to admit he's still a virgin in college.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_ibaiba.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">IBAIBA.RA</a> Ever wonder what ibaibaiba sounds like?<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_fullshit.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">FULLSHIT.RA</a> Chris Tomkinson leaves a message on Colleen's voicemail, asking her to leave him alone.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_christom.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">CHRISTOM.RA</a> While on a teleconference, we call up Chris Tomkinson's roommate, then call Chris at work and Martini fools him into thinking she's a good friend of his.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_busted01.rm"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">PLA_BUSTED01.RM</a>A Pacific Bell employee is just a little too smart to fall for my petty tricks.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_carol01.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">PLA_CAROL01.RA</a> The Carol Series is a 4 part set of conversation that happened when someone on a conference decided to call Carolyn Meinel from <a href="http://www.happyhacker.org/">happyhacker.org</a> - now I have nothing against this lady and it was all in good fun, but she's a friggin' loon. In this first one she sings us hymns of praise.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_carol02.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">PLA_CAROL02.RA</a> Carol tells us all about the pretty blue lights.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_carol03.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">PLA_CAROL03.RA</a> Carol makes her own explosives.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_carol04.ra"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">PLA_CAROL04.RA</a> Carol concludes that we're all just plain silly.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/pla_i_hate_children.rm"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">PLA_I_HATE_CHILDREN.RM</a> A telemarketer from the Children's Wish Foundation decides that I'm a good candidate for donating money.<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/sprint01.rm"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">SPRINT01.RM</a> A Sprint telemarketer calls me up and tries to switch my long distance while I act like an idiot. I recommend skipping this clip and going straight to sprint02.rm below. (This one is mostly just her sales pitch.)<p> | |
| <a href="http://www.phonelosers.net/sound/sprint02.rm"><img src="images/soundra.gif" border="0" align="left">SPRINT02.RM</a> The telemarketer can't handle my stupidity and transfers me to a supervisor who says he's tracing my call. (Kind of odd since she called ME.)<p> | |
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