diff --git a/container/root/etc/cont-init.d/01-stdout.sh b/container/root/etc/cont-init.d/01-stdout.sh
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..aa0eab6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/container/root/etc/cont-init.d/01-stdout.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+#!/usr/bin/with-contenv bash
+
+# STDOUT happens to be a very special "file" that is has Docker magic applied to it
+# Unfortunately, permissions are flaky between builds, sometimes causing unprivileged users
+# to hit issues when attempting to write to STDOUT
+
+# Hack: add others read/write back in at runtime :/
+chmod o+rw /dev/stdout
diff --git a/container/root/etc/fix-attrs.d/01-stdout b/container/root/etc/fix-attrs.d/01-stdout
deleted file mode 100644
index 64485c7..0000000
--- a/container/root/etc/fix-attrs.d/01-stdout
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-/dev/stdout false www-data 0644 2700