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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <title>Formal Invitation to Libate</title>
+
+ <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=IM+Fell+French+Canon:400,400italic">
+
+ <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/reset.css">
+ <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/screen.css">
+ </head>
+
+ <body>
+ <header>
+ <img src="/img/header/southern-societe.png">
+ <img src="/img/header/coat-of-arms.png">
+ <img src="/img/header/computational-libationists.png">
+ <img src="/img/header/left-wrap.png">
+ <img src="/img/header/right-wrap.png">
+ <img src="/img/header/present.png">
+ <img src="/img/header/block-party.png">
+ <img src="/img/header/dapper-left.png">
+ <img src="/img/header/dapper-right.png">
+ </header>
+
+ <article>
+ <h2>What is it?</h2>
+
+ <p>
+ The Southern Societé of Computational
+ Libationists <i>(est. 1718)</i> has formed a league of
+ high-profile <a href="#sponsors">sponsors</a> whose sole
+ charter is to create a <b>magnificent evening of out-of-doors
+ entertainment.</b> This diversion is offered to all Ruby
+ enthusiasts and is known colloquially as <b>&ldquo;The
+ &amp;block Party.&rdquo;</b> When spoken in conversation, the
+ Societé has come to prefer the
+ pronounciation <b>&ldquo;amp-block,&rdquo;</b> which causes no
+ small amount of amusement when uttered in the company of those
+ learned in the arts of analytical enginery.
+ </p>
+
+ <p>
+ We have prepared a fine evening of entertainment for you,
+ including <b>scrumptious delights</b> and the
+ Libationists&rsquo; own <b>pleasurable spirits!</b> To
+ encourage intersocialization and jocularity whilst you quaff,
+ we have retained the services of <b>The Lagniappe Brass
+ Band</b>, <b>My Name Is John Michael</b>, and the regionally
+ renowned rotator of storing discii, <b>DJ Black Socks</b>. We
+ respectfully opine that a gay evening shall be had by
+ all-comers.
+ </p>
+
+ <h2>When?</h2>
+
+ <p>
+ The Societé has created a schedule which coincides <b>The
+ &amp;block Party</b> with the rubyologists&rsquo; annual
+ festival of analysis and engineering, which occurs in New
+ Orleans in the waning days of Septembre. Our soirée commences
+ on the first day of Thor co-incident with RubyConf,
+ specifically the 29<sup>th</sup> day of the month.
+ </p>
+
+ <p>
+ All diversions, libations, and comestibles will be present
+ latest <b>half-past six</b>, and though our formal programme
+ will come to a close two hours before midnight, informal
+ external festivities will continue until all of our gentle
+ guests choose to depart satisfied.
+ </p>
+
+ <h2>Where?</h2>
+
+ <p>
+ The Societé have carefully prepared the map below as a
+ navagation aide to assist your post-congress quest for
+ delicious comestibles, potent potables, and convivial
+ fellowship. A massive effort has ensured that a <b>city block,
+ in its entirety</b>, will be free of the usual passers-by,
+ auto-mobile vehicles, and other distractions of attention,
+ cleverly and simultaneously making the festivities quite
+ simple to locate.
+ </p>
+
+ <p>
+ The letter <b>&ldquo;A&rdquo;</b> on the map below denotes
+ your starting location, and <b>&ldquo;B&rdquo;</b> your
+ destination.
+ </p>
+
+ <div id="map-container">
+ <div id="map"></div>
+ </div>
+
+ <h2>What shall I bring?</h2>
+
+ <p>
+ We desire only the effervescent delight of your
+ company! <b>The &amp;block Party&rsquo;s</b> cornucopia of
+ possibility is generously proffered to you by a number of
+ <b>magnificent sponsors</b>, and is completely free to
+ attendees of the rubyologists&rsquo; symposium.
+ </p>
+
+ <a name="sponsors"><h2>Magnificent sponsors?</h2></a>
+
+ <p>
+ Indeed! These effulgent individuals have allied their
+ considerable talents and resources with the Societé, and
+ thusly deserve your praise, thanks, and respect.
+ </p>
+
+ <ul class="sponsor-logos">
+ <li><a href="http://engineyard.com"><img src="/img/ey.png"></a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://github.com"><img src="/img/github.png"></a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://bluebox.net"><img src="/img/bbg.png"></a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://audiosocket.com"><img src="/img/as.png"></a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://gnoinc.org"><img src="/img/missing.png"></a></li>
+ </ul>
+
+ <ul class="sponsor-logos">
+ <li><a href="http://iseatz.com"><img src="/img/iseatz.png"></a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://www.fogodatacenters.com"><img src="/img/missing.png"></a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://launchpadnola.com"><img src="/img/missing.png"></a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://flatsourcing.com"><img src="/img/fs.png"></a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://simdustrial.com"><img src="/img/missing.png"></a></li>
+ </ul>
+
+ <h2>What say you?</h2>
+
+ <p>
+ The founding documents of The Societé mandate the
+ encouragement of socialization and locutive intercourse! Find
+ below an &aelig;therical compendium of related missives,
+ gossipings, ejaculations, japes, and goings-on, using the
+ godforsaken enginery of <b>&ldquo;Twitter&rdquo;</b>, a
+ d&aelig;monaickal contraption hellbent on savaging the good
+ and decent methods of traditional discourse preferred by all
+ virtuous ladies and gentlemen. Should you wish to add your
+ voice to the conversation, use of the <b>#ampblock</b> hashtag
+ is recommended.
+ </p>
+
+ <div id="twitter">
+ <script src="http://widgets.twimg.com/j/2/widget.js"></script>
+ <script>
+ new TWTR.Widget({
+ height : 240,
+ interval : 30000,
+ search : "ampblock",
+ subject : "Instantaneous Informatory Data Pipeline",
+ title : "The Societé&rsquo;s Magickal",
+ type : "search",
+ version : 2,
+ width : "auto",
+
+ features: {
+ avatars : true,
+ behavior : "default",
+ hashtags : true,
+ live : true,
+ loop : true,
+ scrollbar : false,
+ timestamp : true,
+ toptweets : false
+ }
+ }).render().start();
+ </script>
+ </div>
+ </article>
+
+ <footer>
+ <p>
+ Delightful logo, design, and wordsmithing
+ from <a href="http://twitter.com/bhuga">@bhuga</a>,
+ <a href="http://twitter.com/notjoeellis">@notjoeellis</a>,
+ and <a href="http://twitter.com/kbarnette">@kbarnette</a>.
+ </p>
+
+ <p>
+ Pose questions or comments
+ to <a href="http://twitter.com/jbarnette">@jbarnette</a>,
+ &lsquo;pon whose shoulders blame ultimately rests.
+ </p>
+ </footer>
+
+ <script type="text/javascript"
+ src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.6.4/jquery.min.js">
+ </script>
+
+ <script type="text/javascript"
+ src="http://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/js?sensor=false">
+ </script>
+
+ <script type="text/javascript">
+ $(function() {
+ var options = {
+ center : new google.maps.LatLng(29.948653,-90.067205),
+ mapTypeId : google.maps.MapTypeId.ROADMAP,
+ zoom : 15
+ }
+
+ var element = $("#map")[0]
+ var map = new google.maps.Map(element, options)
+ var router = new google.maps.DirectionsService()
+ var directions = new google.maps.DirectionsRenderer()
+
+ directions.setMap(map)
+
+ origin = "Astor Crowne Plaza New Orleans Hotel, " +
+ "739 Canal Street, New Orleans, LA 70130"
+
+ routing = {
+ destination : "Camp at Girod",
+ origin : origin,
+ travelMode : google.maps.DirectionsTravelMode.WALKING
+ }
+
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+ if (google.maps.DirectionsStatus.OK == status)
+ directions.setDirections(res)
+ })
+ })
+ </script>
+ </body>
+</htm>
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+ v2.0 | 20110126
+ License: none (public domain)
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