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Libations, Libations, Libations!
%h3.question What is it?
#what-answer.answer
- The Southern Societé of Computational Libationists, the south's most esteemed
- organization dedicated to the study and mechanicking of analytical
- enginery and pleasurable potables, founded 1718, has created a league
- of well-regarded colleagues of local repute and organizations far and
- wide known for their good deeds and analytic heroics. This league's
- ephemeral existence has but one purpose: a refined evening of
- out-of-doors diversion for all enthusiasts of rubyology, colloquially
- known as 'The &Block Party', and often verbally pronounced, with no
- small amount of amusement to those learned in the arts of analytic
- enginery, as 'amp-block'.
+ The Southern Societé of Computational Libationists
+ (est. 1718), the south's most esteemed organization dedicated
+ to the study and mechanicking of analytical enginery and
+ pleasurable potables, has created a league of
+ well-regarded colleagues of local repute and organizations far
+ and wide known for their good deeds and analytic heroics. This
+ league's ephemeral existence has but one purpose: a refined
+ evening of out-of-doors diversion for all enthusiasts of
+ rubyology, colloquially known as <b>&ldquo;The &amp;block Party&rdquo;</b>, and often
+ verbally pronounced, with no small amount of amusement to
+ those learned in the arts of analytic enginery, as
+ &ldquo;amp-block.&rdquo;
%br
%br
We have prepared a fine evening of entertainment for you, including
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%h3.question When?
#when-answer.answer
The Southern Societé of Computational Libationists have created a
- schedule which associates The &Block Party to coincide with the rubyologist's
- festival of analysis and engineering to take place in New Orleans on the
- eve of Septembere. Our soirée commences on
- %strong the first day of Thor coincident with Rubyconf,
+ schedule which associates <b>The &amp;block Party</b> to coincide with the rubyologist's
+ annual festival of analysis and engineering, which in New Orleans in the
+ waning days of Septembere. Our soirée commences on
+ %strong the first day of Thor coincident with RubyConf,
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of Septembre. The diversion, libations, and comestibles will be present latest
%strong half-past six,
- and in lieu of a witching-hour close, we have arranged that festivities
+ and though our social intercourse will come to a close two hours before midnight, informal external festivities
will continue until all of our gentle guests choose to depart satisfied.
%h3.question Where?
#where-answer.answer
The Southern Societé of Computational Libationists have carefully
prepared the map below as a navigation aide to assist your
- post-congress quest for comestibles and potables. A massive effort has
+ post-congress quest for comestibles, potables, and convivial fellowship. A massive effort has
ensured that a
%strong city block, in its entirety,
will be free of the usual passers-by, auto-mobile vehicles, and other
distractions of attention, cleverly and simultaneously making the
- festivities quite simple to locate.
+ festivities quite simple to locate. The letter <b>&ldquo;A&rdquo;</b> on the map below denotes your starting location, and <b>&ldquo;B&rdquo;</b> your destination.
#get-there-map
%h3.question What shall I bring?
#what-bring-answer.answer
- Please, just bring yourself! The &Block Party's possibility is generously proffered
- to you by a number of sponsors, and is completely free to attendees of
+ Please, just bring yourself! <b>The &amp;block Party's</b> cornucopia of possibility is generously proffered
+ to you by a number of magnificent sponsors, and is completely free to attendees of
the rubyologists' congress.
- %h3.question What are other fine gentlemen and ladies saying?
+ %h3.question What say you?
#other-opinions-answer.answer
The Southern Societé of Computational Libationists has a stated policy
in our founding members charter and bylaws to encourage socialization
and locutive intercourse! Please, see what fine ladies and gentlemen
- are gossiping of the goings-on, using this godforsaken 'Twitter' enginery
- that is savaging good and decent traditional discourse of gentlemen and
+ are gossiping of the goings-on, using this godforsaken &ldquo;Twitter&rdquo; enginery,
+ a d&aelig;monaickal contraption hellbent on savaging the good and decent methods of traditional discourse preferred by all gentlemen and
virtuous ladies.
#twitter-block
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type: 'search',
search: 'ampblock',
interval: 30000,
- title: 'Goings-on about the town',
- subject: 'Refined Twitterings regarding The &Block Party',
+ title: 'Goings-on About the Town',
+ subject: 'Refined Twitterings Regarding The &block Party',
width: 700,
height: 100,
theme: {

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