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Books/Book-of-Anon/Prayers-of-Anon.md

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+
+## Discussion  ##
+
+
+* Should we edit our bible to convey the known ideals of Anon?
+* Mentions of heaven ties anon to the christfags, jewfags, and islamfags (might be lulzy if we use heaven as our hell)
+
+> > * Forgiving is not the nature of anon, raptor Jesus, or the Internetz.
+
+> > > * Polls are showing a huge preference to censor religiousfag werds. Will wait for 100 votes.
+
+* Amen (Hebrew ‘So be it’) (Egyptian god, the personification of breath and air) I would rather say mudkips or something liek that.
+
+> > * More than one way to <s>end a prayer skin a cat.
+
+> > > * "HABEEB IT!" which is interpreted as "believe it" . i.e. from [ed:ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT](/ed:ITTY_BITTY_BABY_ITTY_BITTY_BOAT) meme
+> > > * "and Gay Men" [ed:Girugamesh](/ed:Girugamesh)
+> > > * "Also cocks" [ed:Meatspin.com](/ed:Meatspin.com)
+> > > * "/prayer" 9 out of 10 programmers agree
+> > > * "DESU DESU DESU" [ed:Desu](/ed:Desu)
+
+## Prayer of Anon  ##
+
+We are Anonymous.<br>
+(_We are everywhere_)<br>
+We cannot die.<br>
+(_We are forever_)<br>
+We are Anonymous.<br>
+(_We are Legion_)<br>
+(_We do not forgive._)<br>
+(_We do not forget._)<br>
+(_Expect us_)<br>
+
+## Hail Internetz  ##
+
+Hail internetz, full of win, anon is with thee;<br>
+leet art thou among netwerx, and leet is the ling of thy sauce, anonymous.<br>
+A series of tubes, momfag of the internetz, pray for us newfags, now until we troll no moar.<br>
+(_Expect us_)<br>
+
+## The /b/tards Prayer  ##
+
+Our imageboard,<br>
+Thou art in 4chan,<br>
+Slash b slash be thy Name.<br>
+Thy threads come.<br>
+Thy will be done,<br>
+On the internetz as it is IRL.<br>
+Give us this day our daily lulz.<br>
+Do not forgive, Do not forget,<br>
+As we do with all cancer that trespasses against us.<br>
+And lead us not into faggotry,<br>
+But deliver us from fail.<br>
+For thine is the forum, and the epic, and the win,<br>
+For ever and ever.<br>
+(Expect us)<br>
+
+## Absolution of FAIL  ##
+
+Epic and unforgiving internetz; I have failed, and strayed from the lulz like a newfag.<br>
+I have followed too much the path of FAIL. I have transgressed against the rules.<br>
+I have left untrolled those things which I ought to have trolled;<br>
+And I have left FAIL where there should be epic win; And there is no lulz in OP.<br>
+But the internetz have mercy upon us, the epic fail guys.<br>
+Spare those, who confess their fail. Restore those, who have lost the game;<br>
+According to the rules declared unto Anonymous, through a series of tubes.<br>
+And anon will deliver, for the lulz; That I may henceforth be epic, righteous, and full of win, for the lulz.<br>
+(_Expect us_)<br>
+
+## Raptor Jesus Prayer  ##
+
+Our Raptor,
+Who art in hivemind,<br>
+shopped be Thy face;<br>
+Thy donations come,<br>
+Thy posts be done<br>
+in /b/ as it is in hivemind.<br>
+Give us this day our daily loli;<br>
+and forgive us our trolling<br>
+as we forgive those who troll against us,<br>
+and lead us not into faggotry,<br>
+but deliver us from /fur/ry.<br>
+In the name of the moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,<br>
+(_Amen._)<br>
+
+## Alternative Raptor Jesus Prayer  ##
+
+Our Raptor,<br>
+Whose art is /h/entai,<br>
+shopped be Thy face;<br>
+Thy donations cum,<br>
+Thy posts be done<br>
+in /b/ as it is in hivemind.<br>
+Give us this day our daily Bridget<br>
+and forgive us our trolling<br>
+as we forgive those who troll against us,<br>
+and lead us not into faggotry,<br>
+but deliver us from /fur/ries<br>
+In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,<br>
+Amen.<br>
+
+## Moot Prayer  ##
+
+Our mootles, who art in 4chan<br>
+hallowed be thy name<br>
+thy bannerhammer come<br>
+thy will be done<br>
+on /x/ as it should've in /b/<br>
+ban us this day<br>
+our daily bots<br>
+and forgive our cp, as we forgive those who post it<br>
+and lead us not into abandoment of 4chanz<br>
+but deliver us from raids<br>
+for thine is the banhammerm and the pwns, and the gore, for over 9000<br>
+ramen<br>
+
+## Server Dedication Prayer  ##
+
+O Raptor Jesus,<br>
+Please watch over thine server.<br>
+As it becomes a home for thine website,<br>
+And gay pronz.<br>
+Protect it from ddos attacks,<br>
+And bandwith reap.<br>
+For thou is the savior of servers,<br>
+And code everywhere.<br>
+In your reptilian visage I pray,<br>
+Amen.<br>
+
+---
+

Books/Book-of-Anon/The-Book-of-420chan.md

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+{{quote|Well one day I was sitting around and I noticed that my new hosting package allowed for a single free domain name registration. I was talking to some friends and one of them came up with "420chan", a stupid combination of my penis and drugs. I decide to use this suggestion, and register it as a joke domain many many moons ago. Since then a lot of people bitched at me to do something with the domain, so I did. And you're looking at it|Kirtaner}}
+

Books/Book-of-Anon/The-Book-of-7chan.md

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+Sayeth the philosoraptor, who art the LORD, Raptor Jesus:   
+Wicked art thou! ye sons, ye cretinous sons; hath not thine aggression bred cancer of [[/i/]], and thy minorities bred apathy on [[/b/]]? Oh wherefore hast mine eye cast it's bitter reflection unto your land, for art thou children of moot; ay, thou art indeed. Let it pass that man seeketh what he hath not, yae, a [[chan]] of little [[cancer]], and a board of lesser fail. So be it! for makest thou, hereforth, a *chan of seven leaves, and call it <http://7chan.org>, for this shall be the land of oldfags. And let it be a barrier for him who art to faggotonous to breedeth amongst the holiest of anons: failnonymous, the anon of [[420chan]].   
+Aye ye of hypocrisy, say not thine repetition. Nay, instead useth mine own concoction, for it is wiser, and all that is needed:  
+Our Raptor,   
+Whose art is /h/entai,   
+shopped be Thy face;   
+Thy donations cum,   
+Thy posts be done   
+in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.   
+Give us this day our daily Bridget   
+and forgive us our trolling   
+as we forgive those who troll against us.   
+And lead us not into faggotry,   
+but deliver us from /fur/ries.   
+In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and The Holy Seventh Channel,   
+Amen.   
+Bless us, O Raptor Lord,   
+and these, your gifts,   
+which we are about to receive   
+from thy merciful talons.   
+Through the bounty of Raptor Christ,   
+our Cretaceous Lord.   
+Desu.  
+

Books/Book-of-Anon/The-Book-of-Anon.md

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+The basic idea of this project is to take the Bible as a template and change it so that it reflects the belief and culture of Anon.
+
+This was planned to be the holy book of [[The Church of Anon]]. Because of it's useful historical content, much of the Books have been incorporated into other parts of this library.
+
+## Book list ##
+
+### Prayers and Ceremonies
+
+  1. [[Prayers of Anon]] (Book of Common Prayers to strengthen anons without blackup.)
+
+### Old Excrement 
+
+  1. [[The Book of Genesis]] - The creation of the internet and the coming of Anon and Femanon in the Garden of Random. Completed. Should be renamed. Book of First Post, Book of Memesis, Book of 1 GET
+  1. [[The Book of bday]] (Exodus, how Capn freed the btards and took them to 7chan)(In Progress)
+  1. [[The Book of Tubes]] (Leviticus I, will be inspiredcopypastad from The Rules of the Internet)(In Progress)
+  1. [[The Book of Insurgency]] (Leviticus II, will be inspiredcopypastad from The Rules of i). If a rulesuggestion doesn't fit in either book, it can be a beatitude to be put in another book.
+  1. [[The Book of Numbers]] (Numbers, arrival at 7chan)(In Progress)
+  1. [[The Book of Copypasta|Copypasta]] (Needs moar)
+  1. [[The Book of Memes]] (Proverbs, all the memes out there) (In Progress)
+  1. [[The Book of Gaia]] (completed but could use more lulz)
+  1. The Book of Jailbait (Song of Solomon, erotic copypasta)
+  1. [[The Book of Intentionally Left Blank]] (Completed) 
+
+### New Excrement 
+
+  1. The Book of 4chan (Gospel about Raptor Jesus)
+  1. [[The Book of 7chan]] (also Gospel)
+  1. [[The Book of 420chan]] (also Gospel)
+  1. The Book of 12chan (also Gospel)
+  1. [[The Book of Raids|Rise of Anonymous]] (Alex Wuori, Hal Turner, Habbo, and all the other major achievements in Anon history)
+  1. [[The Book of Loli|Blindmute Loli]] (Blind Mute Loli story)(Re-Completed)
+  1. [[The Book of Desu]] (Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu)(In Progress)
+  1. [[The Book of Catnarok]] (Revelation, about the end of the world) (In Progress)
+
+### Christfag bible books (in order) ###
+
+
+**Old Testament:** 
+
+1. Genesis 
+1. Exodus 
+1. Leviticus
+1. Numbers
+1. Deuteronomy
+1. Joshua
+1. Judges
+1. Ruth
+1. Samuel
+1. Kings
+1. Chronicles
+1. Ezra
+1. Nehemiah
+1. Tobias
+1. Judith
+1. Esther
+1. Machabees
+1. Job
+1. Psalms
+1. Odes
+1. Proverbs
+1. Ecclesiastes
+1. Song of Solomon
+1. Wisdom of Solomon
+1. Sirach
+1. Isaias
+1. Jeremias
+1. Lamentations
+1. Baruch
+1. Ezekiel
+1. Daniel
+
+**New Testament:**
+
+1. Matthew
+1. Mark
+1. Luke
+1. John
+1. Acts
+1. Romans
+1. Corinthians 1
+1. Corinthians 2
+1. Galatians
+1. Ephesians
+1. Philippians
+1. Colossians,
+1. Thessalonians 1
+1. Thessalonians 2
+1. Timothy 1
+1. Timothy 2
+1. Titus
+1. Philemon
+1. Hebrews
+1. James
+1. Peter 1
+1. Peter 2
+1. John 1
+1. John 2
+1. John 3
+1. Jude
+1. Revelation
+
+## Suggestions and Comments ##
+
+* Unique spiritual texts, not mock-uments of jewfag and christfag bibles. (we're better than that)
+* 3-10 ceremonial descriptions (marriage, communion, burial rites, baptism, ect)
+* make it funnier, shit sucks
+* get ED involved
+* Why are there books not linked through here(Example; The Book of Jailbait)? Someone's got sum 'splainin to do.
+> _It means that book doesnt exist_
+Related: [Lolcat Bible](http:www.lolcatbible.comindex.php?title=Main_Page), we can use this for inspiration, pasta, ideas, etc. sure beats the hell out of the regular bible. 
+I'm no fucking writer but is anyone actually working on the missing books? Seriously? I'll start asking around for writers, but you guys need to sort your shit out or take the book topic out. Also you should know that a spoof on the jewfag and christfag books would hardly be original or worth publishing.
+> "We've gotta have SOME framework, might as well piss off the jewfags and christfags while we're at it. This is good for now. We can always changeedit it later."
+
+## See Also ##
+
+* [[Anonymous]]
+* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

Books/Book-of-Anon/The-Book-of-Catnarok.md

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+## Chapter 1  ##
+
+
+1. Catnarok, as revealed to Raptor Jesus by Legion, is the doom of Anonymous, and the end of the internet.
+1. Blessed are they who read this copypasta, and all who hear it, for the end times are surely here.
+1. And lo', once the banhammer of judgment falls, and rings loud as thunder upon the earth there behold the figure of Raptor Jesus, with eyes aflame because he is super pissed.
+1. And the voice of Legion shall speak through Raptor Jesus, and Legion will say unto his servants, Chill out dudes, for I am the first and last post.
+1. And there Raptor Jesus shall backtrace the seven proxies of Anonymous.
+
+## Chapter 2 - The Seven Proxies  ##
+
+
+1. And there the first proxy is backtraced, and from the heavens comes a white cat great in length.
+1. And the great white cat lays to waste the chans of the earth for which Anonymous had for so long prided themselves.
+1. And there the second proxy is backtraced, and from the heavens comes an orange cat great in lasagna.
+1. And the lasagna cat is unfunny, and causes war among Anonymous.
+1. And there the third proxy is backtraced, and from the heavens comes a gray cat great in happiness.
+1. And the happy cat took away all of the cheezburgers and lasagna and there were no more noms.
+1. And there the fourth proxy is backtraced, and from the heavens comes a black cat equal in length to the first.
+1. And the earth shall be torn asunder, and many shall perish.
+1. And there the fifth proxy is backtraced, and from the depths the dead memes shall raise and be forced upon Anonymous, confounding newfags.
+1. And there the sixth proxy is backtraced, and the sun and moon will turn to goatse, and the final GET of 144,000 shall be stickied.
+1. And there the seventh proxy is backtraced.
+1. And there Anonymous shall no longer have proxies to hide behind, and there will be an immediate vanning of all that post CP.
+1. And forth from the depths shall rise the seven headed beast
+1. And for each head of the beast a banhammer shall fall.
+
+## The First Head  ##
+
+
+1. The first of these heads is that of epic fail, a Guy Fawkes mask.
+1. Around the snake-like neck shall be a "Free Hugs" t-shirt.
+1. And the head will be speaking of things relating to morality and changing the world.
+1. And there the hammer shall fall, and all that fail in this likeness shall be banned.
+
+## The Second Head  ##
+
+
+1. The second of these heads is that of old media, Daniel Tosh.
+1. And behold, there shall be all manner of dead memes within its fangs, begging to be forgotten.
+1. And lo, the beast shall be regurgitating the dead memes, mutated and putrefied by its unfunny digestive process.
+1. And there the hammer shall fall, and all that idolize this figure shall be banned.
+
+## The Third Head  ##
+
+
+1. The third of these heads is that of a camwhore.
+1. And lo, the beast shall not post tits, but will instead hypnotize faggots with lurid text.
+1. And behold its gaping cum dumpster maw will hiccup requests for amazon wishlist fulfillment.
+1. And there the hammer shall fall, and all that fail in this likeness shall be banned.
+
+## The Fourth Head  ##
+
+
+1. The fourth head shall be that of Milhouse.
+1. And behold, all those that force memes shall be consumed by the beast.
+1. And lo, those consumed shall be digested slowly and painfully.
+1. And lo, the beast shall excrete those digested, only to eat them once more.
+1. And behold, the beast shall do this over 9000 times.
+1. And there the hammer shall fall, and all that have been consumed by the beast shall be banned.
+
+## The Fifth Head  ##
+
+
+1. The fifth head shall be that of Moot
+1. And behold, the beast will be discussing matters of herding cats, drawing a great crowd of fools looking to capitalize on Legion.
+1. And the fools will begin speaking of censoring the internet in hopes of delaying the final chemo.
+1. And there the hammer shall fall, and all that attempt to monetize Legion and censor the internet shall be banned.
+
+## The Sixth Head  ##
+
+
+1. The sixth head shall be that of candlejack
+1. And lo, the
+
+## The Seventh Head  ##
+
+
+1. The seventh head shall be that of Mudkipz
+1. And behold, it shall use water gun to pwn all that remain.
+1. And there the hammer shall fall, and those that do not like mudkips shall be banned.
+
+## Final Chemo  ##
+
+
+1. And there the screams of Anonymous are heard across the land.
+1. And lo, without any proxies, their IP's traceable to their parents' basement, Anonymous lies broken and naked upon the ruin of the internet.
+1. The four cats of catnarok entangle themselves in a final battle.
+1. And lo, happycat and lasagna cat eat one another.
+1. And behold, the great white cat and the great night cat begin to battle, tearing the internet to shreds.
+1. And in the final moments of the internet, out of the heavens comes Raptor Jesus riding a yellow cat great in speed.
+1. And upon this cat the chosen few survivors are taken away to a new internet to live happily ever after forever and ever.