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This is really what you need to know. You don't want to be the bartender who has to ask how to make the drink that was ordered. Its embarrassing.

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Popular Drinks

Sex on the Beach

In a cocktail shaker with ice add:

  • 1.5 oz. Peach Schnapps
  • 1.5 oz. Vodka
  • 2 oz. Cranberry Juice
  • 2 oz. Orange Juice
  • 2 oz. Pineapple Juice
Shake and strain into a highball glass filled with ice.

Jägerbomb

  • 1/2 can of Red Bull
  • 1 shot of Jägermeister
Pour Red Bull into glass and drop in shot of Jägermeister. Quickly drink the whole thing.

Kamikaze

In a cocktail shaker with ice add:

  • 1 oz. Triple Sec
  • 1 oz. Vodka
  • 1 oz. Lime Juice
Also required
  • 1 Lime wedge
Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with lime.

Incredible Hulk

  • 3 parts Hpnotiq
  • 2 parts Cognac
Both drinks should be chilled prior. In a cocktail glass add the Hypnotiq, then the Cognac.

Cosmopolitan

In a cocktail shaker with ice add:

  • 1/2 oz. Lime Cordial
  • 1/2 oz. Triple Sec
  • 2 oz. Vodka
  • 1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice
Also required
  • 1 Lime wedge
Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with lime.

Irish Car Bomb

  • 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
  • 1/2 oz. Jameson Irish Whiskey
  • 1/2 pint Guinness Stout
Pour the chilled Guinness into a beer mug to settle. Pour a shot, half Jameson on the bottom, and half Bailey's on the top. Drop the shot into the mug and chug.

Long Island Iced Tea

In a cocktail shaker with ice add:

  • 1 part Gin
  • 1 part Rum
  • 1 part white Tequila
  • 1 part Triple Sec
  • 1 part Vodka
  • 2 parts Sour Mix
  • Fill with Cola
Also required
  • 1 Lemon slice
Shake and strain into a collins glass with fizz at the top. Garish with lemon.

Mojito

  • 2 oz. Rum
  • 1 splash club soda
  • 1 splash ginger ale
  • 2 Lime wedges
  • 2 Mint leaves
2 oz. Sugar syrup

Mix together lime, mint, and syrup. Add to a shaker with rum. Shake and strain into a highball glass. Fill with soda and ginger ale.

Screwdriver

  • 2 oz. Vodka
  • Fill with Orange juice
Pour into a highball glass with ice.

Mimosa

  • 2 oz. Orange juice
  • Fill with Champagne
Pour orange juice into collins glass with ice. Add champagne.

Bloody Mary

In a cocktail shaker with ice add:

  • 1 shot vodka
  • 3 oz. Tomato Juice
  • Cinnamon
  • 2-3 drops Tabasco
  • 1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
  • A bit of Lemon Juice
Also required
  • 1 Lime slice
Shake and strain into an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with Lime.

Gin Tonic

  • 2 oz. Gin
  • 5 oz. Tonic water,
Also required
  • 1 Lime wedge
Pour into a highball glass almost full with ice. Garnish with Lime.

Blue Hawaiian

In an electric blender with 1 cup ice add:

  • 1 oz. Light Rum
  • 1 oz. Blue Curacao
  • 2 oz. Pineapple Juice
  • 1 oz. Cream of Coconut
Also required
  • 1 Pineapple slice
  • 1 Cherry
Blend ingredients at high speed. Pour into a highball glass. Decorate with pineapple and cherry.

Singapore Sling

  • 4.0 cl (8 parts) Gin
  • 2.0 cl (4 parts) Heering Cherry Liqueur (cherry brandy)
  • 0.5 cl (1 part) Cointreau
  • 0.5 cl (1 part) DOM Bénédictine
  • 1.0 cl (2 parts) Grenadine
  • 8.0 cl (16 parts) Pineapple juice
  • 3.0 cl (6 parts) Fresh lemon juice
  • 1 dash Angostura bitters
Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into highball glass.

Manly Drinks

Because you are a man, aren't you?

Whiskey Sour

In a cocktail strainer with ice add:

  • 2 oz. Blended Whiskey
  • Juice of 1/2 lemon
  • 1/2 tsp powdered sugar
Also required
  • 1 Cherry
  • 1/2 Slice Lemon
Shake together and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Add half slice of lemon and cherry.

Mint Julep

  • 2 1/2 oz. Bourbon
  • 4 Fresh Mint Sprigs
  • 1 tsp Powdered Sugar
  • 2 tsp water
In a Collins glass, muddle together mint leaves, sugar, and water. Fill with shaved or crushed ice and add bourbon. Top with more ice and garnish with mint sprig. Serve with a straw. Martini

In a cocktail strainer with ice add:

  • 2 1/2 oz. Gin
  • 1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
Also required
  • Olive or Lemon
Stir well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with olive or lemon twist.

(PS The 'shaken not stirred' Vodka Martini of James Bond fame makes you look like a complete idiot, don't make it or order it.)

Prepared Drinks

Jello Shots

  • 2 cups Vodka
  • 3 packages Jello
Prepare the Jello as per the instructions (usually one cup of boiling water per package of Jello). Then add 2/3 the amount of vodka as you used water (here 3 cups water so 2 cups vodka). Then place the mixture in the freezer, as vodka requires colder temperatures to set then water.

Sidenote: You can freeze the mixture in plastic shot glasses for individual servings, or just scoop the jello into glasses with a spoon.

Jungle Juice

The recipe for jungle juice will vary depending on where you look, but it remains more or less the same throughout. The most basic jungle juice should have either:

  • Everclear
Or
  • Vodka
  • Gin
  • Rum
But it needs:
  • Hawaiian Punch or similar fruit punch
Jungle juice is mixed in an ice chest, garbage can, other large container, or if you want to be classy, a punch bowl. Jungle juice is really a potluck of different alcohols. It is mainly drunk by teens to get "WASTED!!11" All you really need to do to make a decent jungle juice is pour a bunch of different alcohols into the container and add some fruit punch. You can also add fruit to the mixture to get a result similar to sangria, where the fruit absorbs the alcohol, making it even tastier.

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