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Open carry a DEAGLE

Antonizoon edited this page Aug 13, 2014 · 3 revisions

A copypasta created in /k/ in spring 2007, combining nearly everything that /k/ommandos hate into a simple but effective troll. It centers around /k/'s disdain for the Desert Eagle pistol and the videogame Counter-Strike, and also incorporates other memes.

Original Copypasta

 I want every person in this world to know:
 for every strike, there IS A COUNTER-STRIKE

Other Copypasta

Toward the end of summer, another Deagle copypasta began making the rounds on /k/:

 I've been hit with 5.56 three times dead in the chest. I was in Fallujah and I killed about 16 insurgents before I had to pop in a
 fresh mag, but a sniper took out my left knee and I collapsed during the reload. Well, needless to say, I was out of action. A
 bunch of other insurgents started swarming to my location, so I pulled out my KABAR and shanked one of those dirty sand niggers
 right in the throat, but while this was happening some other Hadji got ahold of my AUG and the fresh mag that I dropped when the
 sniper nailed me. He loaded it up and tagged me twice in the right lung before I pulled out my Deagle and returned fire as he was
 squeezing off a third shot. My .50 slug obliterated his gray matter and his third round pierced my left ventricle. Most people
 would have died, but I just did the mash, I did the monster mash.

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