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The Book of Numbers

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Chapter One 1:1 A long long time ago I can still remember how the Jailbait used to make me smile. 1:2 And I knew if we had done well, Those furfags would have yiffed in hell, And there'd be no more newfags for awhile... 1:3 But Gaia faggots made me shiver, with every /r/equest I delivered. Bad news on the front page; I barely held in my nerd rage. 1:4 I can't remember if I cried when I saw the stickies far and wide, but someone called the F.B.I., the day that 4chan died. 1:5 So.. Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, this'll be the day we get banned." 1:6 Now did you write the rules of /b/, and were we like Fight Club secretly? It was better then, if you ask me... 1:7 Now do you believe in a fucking cat? Can Raptors save your mortal ass? And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast? 1:8 Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we called his hotline to make him say "Do a barrel roll!" Man, I dig those crazy trolls! 1:9 I was a lonely teenage hate machine with a new computer and an old routine, but I knew someone would intervene the day that NIGGERTITS died. 1:10 And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, this'll be the day we get banned." 1:11 And there we were all on the *chan With Gaston groupies and Desu spam With no time left to start again. 1:12 So come on, post some CP, post some tits, Post a picture of your 2-inch dick, Because in the pooper is where they stick. 1:13 And as Moot posted "No more Grey" The mods were banning night and day No /b/rother born to lurk Could stand that circle jerk! 1:14 The flamewars mounted left and right, From mods who'd gotten too uptight, I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight, The day that FAILchan died 1:15 And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, This'll be the day we get banned." 1:16 I found a site that didn't lose, So I asked them for some happy news, But they just told me to lurk some moar. 1:17 I bookmarked this new "7chan"- Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban, Just for posting contraband. 1:18 And back at '4, the lolis screamed, The oldfags left and the newfags beamed, But no anon was jokin'. The combos all were broken. 1:19 And the three mods most requiring hax, The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks- They drove to Mexico and laughed, The day that FAILchan died. 1:20 And we were posting... Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned, this'll be the day we're all banned." 1:21 And we were posting... Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."

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