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Twitch Chat Copypasta

hagamablabla edited this page Aug 17, 2015 · 10 revisions

As of now, these are all taken from the 4chan Cup chat. Some may only be pasta in that stream, while others may be common all around Twitch. More research needed.

For added fun, you can also copy the name of the person who started the pasta, leading to even longer strands of pasta.

Literally Ass

This chat is awful, literally ass, except ass can bring pleasure, and this chat is the goddamn antithesis of pleasure. This chat takes life from children and kittens and puts that pure innocence into phallic cancer pus. This chat is disappointment and hate of humanity funneled into barely literate text that takes intelligence and shits all over it before making a shit sculpture out of the souls of everyone watching this whore of a stream. Everyone in this chat is the dregs of humanity, if even that, content with postulating whatever ass talk they can squeeze out of the withered rectum of their wasted lives.

Did X Already Lose

I'm sorry, but did /sp/ already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on?

Serious Trouble

ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

Juan Pastoroni

༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽

Team Shitpost

Tᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ

Raise your Dongers

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Nachos

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Ultra Variety Pack™ of Dongers

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack™ of Dongers. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ

Le Toucan Has Arrived

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Carbonara Recipe

That's not the correct way to do carbonara, the proper way is eggs, cream, parmesan, salt, and pepper into the sauce, all whisked together, then chop up the pancetta and a few cloves of garlic nice and small, then when it's ready to go get the spaghetti into the water and shortly after start the pancetta, no oil (the fat is enough) in a wok, then when that's getting there add in the garlic and once they're done turn off the heat and let them sit in the wok until the pasta's done, at which point strain the pasta then add to the wok, mix it up and pour in the sauce, mix it in and in the likely event that there's liquid in the bottom then put the heat on low and continue mixing it in until the sauce has been reduced to the correct amount, not congealed but not pooling either, then serve while still warm and top with salt, not pepper or parmesan (that's just barbaric!).Really, what would italians know about carbonara anyway?

Attack-Helicopter-kin

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

  • I'm pretty sure this one originates off the chat

Remove Boris

REMOVE BORIS remove borisyou are worst cocksucker. you are the cocksucking idiot you are the soup smell. return to detroit. to our detroit monkeys you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,boris cocksucker we will never forgeve you. homosexuality rascal FUck but fuck asshole boris cocksucker stink soup sqhipere shqipare..boris anal rape best day of my life. take a bath of salty boris tears..ahahahahah

48 Year Old Man

H ELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM /A/. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WAIFU FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR WATCH "4 CHAN CUP" AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST RIGGER LIKE YO U

In Celebration of /mlp/ winning a cup

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