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Antonizoon edited this page Aug 13, 2014 · 3 revisions

/b/ is...

  • /b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
  • /b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
  • /b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
  • /b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
  • /b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
  • /b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
  • /b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
  • /b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
  • /b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
  • /b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
  • /b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
  • /b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
  • /b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser
  • /b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
  • /b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
  • /b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
  • /b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
  • /b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
  • /b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
  • /b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
  • /b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
  • /b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
  • /b/ is watching a dog having sex with a chick.
  • /b/ is wonderful.

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