diff --git a/package-lock.json b/package-lock.json
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
   "private": true,
   "dependencies": {
     "alexa-sdk": "^1.0.17",
-    "nodeunit": "^0.11.2",
-    "snoowrap": "^1.14.2"
+    "snoowrap": "^1.14.2",
+    "bluebird": "latest"
   }
 }
diff --git a/postTools.js b/postTools.js
diff --git a/src/postTools.js b/src/postTools.js
@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+exports.isTextPost = function isTextPost(post) {
+    return Boolean(post.selftext);
+};
+
+exports.isNotStickiedPost = function isNotStickiedPost(post) {
+    return !post.stickied;
+};
+
+exports.isSFW = function isSFW(post) {
+    return !post.over_18;
+};
+
+exports.isStoryPost = function (post) {
+    return exports.isSFW(post) && exports.isTextPost(post) && exports.isNotStickiedPost(post);
+};
+
+exports.getStoryPosts = function (subreddit, reddit) {
+    return reddit
+        .getSubreddit(subreddit)
+        .getHot()
+        .filter(exports.isStoryPost);
+};
+
+exports.emitStoryPost = function emitStoryPost(story, alexa) {
+    // Create speech output
+    const title = story.title;
+    const author = story.author.name;
+    const body = story.selftext;
+    const url = story.permalink;
+
+    const cardTitle = "\"" + title + "\", by " + author;
+    const cardContent = body + "\n\n" + url;
+    const speechOutput = "By " + author + ".\n\n" + body;
+
+    alexa.emit(':tellWithCard', speechOutput, cardTitle, cardContent);
+};
+
+exports.getRandomElementFrom = function (array) {
+    if(array.length === 0){
+        throw new Error("Pulling from an empty array");
+    }
+    return array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length)];
+};
+
+exports.emitRandomStoryPostFrom = function emitRandomStoryPost(stories, alexa) {
+    exports.emitStoryPost(exports.getRandomElementFrom(stories), alexa);
+};
diff --git a/src/reddit-client.js b/src/reddit-client.js
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+const packageInfo = require('../package.json');
+const credentials = require('../credentials');
+const snoowrap = require("snoowrap");
+
+exports.client = new snoowrap({
+    userAgent: "alexa:client-tales:v" + packageInfo.version,
+    clientId: credentials.clientID,
+    clientSecret: credentials.clientSecret,
+    username: credentials.username,
+    password: credentials.password
+});
diff --git a/test/test_postFilteringFunctions.js b/test/test_postFilteringFunctions.js
@@ -1,35 +1,54 @@
-require('nodeunit');
+'use strict';
 
-const index = require('../index');
-const postTools = require('../postTools');
+const postTools = require('../src/postTools');
 
-exports.test_emittingRandomStoryFromListEmitsOne = function (test){
-    test.expect(1);
+const BAREBONES_TITLE = 'TITLE';
+const BAREBONES_AUTHOR = 'AUTHOR';
+const BAREBONES_SELF_TEXT = 'SELFTEXT';
+const BAREBONES_PERMALINK = 'PERMALINK';
+
+exports.test_emittingStoryHitsCallback = function (test){
+    test.expect(5);
     const testAlexaObject = {
-        emit: function(type){
+        emit: function(type, speechOutput, cardTitle, cardContent){
             test.equals(type, ':tellWithCard');
+            test.ok(speechOutput.includes(BAREBONES_SELF_TEXT));
+            test.ok(cardTitle.includes(BAREBONES_AUTHOR));
+            test.ok(cardTitle.includes(BAREBONES_TITLE));
+            test.ok(cardContent.includes(BAREBONES_SELF_TEXT));
         }
     };
-    postTools.emitRandomStoryPost([makeBarebonesPost()], testAlexaObject);
+    postTools.emitStoryPost(makeBarebonesPost(), testAlexaObject);
     test.done();
 };
 
-exports.test_emittingStoryHitsCallback = function (test){
+exports.test_gettingRandomElementWorks = function(test){
     test.expect(1);
+    const test_obj = {'test':'a'};
+    test.equals(postTools.getRandomElementFrom([test_obj]), test_obj);
+    test.done();
+};
+
+exports.test_emittingRandomStoryFromListEmitsOne = function (test){
+    test.expect(5);
     const testAlexaObject = {
-        emit: function(type){
+        emit: function(type, speechOutput, cardTitle, cardContent){
             test.equals(type, ':tellWithCard');
+            test.ok(speechOutput.includes(BAREBONES_SELF_TEXT));
+            test.ok(cardTitle.includes(BAREBONES_AUTHOR));
+            test.ok(cardTitle.includes(BAREBONES_TITLE));
+            test.ok(cardContent.includes(BAREBONES_SELF_TEXT));
         }
     };
-    postTools.emitStoryPost(makeBarebonesPost(), testAlexaObject);
+    postTools.emitRandomStoryPostFrom([makeBarebonesPost()], testAlexaObject);
     test.done();
 };
 
 function makeBarebonesPost() {
     return {
-        'title': 'TITLE',
-        'author': 'AUTHOR',
-        'selftext': 'SELFTEXT',
-        'permalink': 'PERMALINK'
+        'title': BAREBONES_TITLE,
+        'author': BAREBONES_AUTHOR,
+        'selftext': BAREBONES_SELF_TEXT,
+        'permalink': BAREBONES_PERMALINK
     }
 }