I have an odd request, I am looking for a place to stay with a 0 star rating. 
There are actually 3 hotels with a 0 rating. Would you like to book one of them now?
Is one of them in the centre of town?
Yes I have one hotel and one guesthouse in the centre of town.
What sort of rates do they charge?
One is in the cheap price range and one is in the moderate price range.
Can we go ahead and get the cheap one please
I can try to book at the el shaddai for you. How long is your stay and for how many please?
I will be by myself and staying for 5 nights starting on Wednesday
The booking was unsuccessful, would you like to try a different hotel?
Yes, same price range.
Okay. I got you in at The Alexander and your reference number is UKJ7T0FW.
That is all I need, thank you.
Okay great. Please call us again.