diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6b2c132..a20cf54 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -66,6 +66,7 @@ The `confetti` parameter is a single optional `options` object, which has the fo
 - `decay` _Number (default: 0.9)_: How quickly the confetti will lose speed. Keep this number between 0 and 1, otherwise the confetti will gain speed. Better yet, just never change it.
 - `gravity` _Number (default: 1)_: How quickly the particles are pulled down. 1 is full gravity, 0.5 is half gravity, etc., but there are no limits. You can even make particles go up if you'd like.
 - `drift` _Number (default: 0)_: How much to the side the confetti will drift. The default is 0, meaning that they will fall straight down. Use a negative number for left and positive number for right.
+- `flat` _Boolean (default: false)_: Optionally turns off the tilt and wobble that three dimensional confetti would have in the real world. Yeah, they look a little sad, but y'all asked for them, so don't blame me.
 - `ticks` _Number (default: 200)_: How many times the confetti will move. This is abstract... but play with it if the confetti disappear too quickly for you.
 - `origin` _Object_: Where to start firing confetti from. Feel free to launch off-screen if you'd like.
   - `origin.x` _Number (default: 0.5)_: The `x` position on the page, with `0` being the left edge and `1` being the right edge.
diff --git a/src/confetti.js b/src/confetti.js
index aa6d2c8..9d0c9d4 100644
--- a/src/confetti.js
+++ b/src/confetti.js
@@ -307,21 +307,34 @@
       wobbleY: 0,
       gravity: opts.gravity * 3,
       ovalScalar: 0.6,
-      scalar: opts.scalar
+      scalar: opts.scalar,
+      flat: opts.flat
     };
   }
 
   function updateFetti(context, fetti) {
     fetti.x += Math.cos(fetti.angle2D) * fetti.velocity + fetti.drift;
     fetti.y += Math.sin(fetti.angle2D) * fetti.velocity + fetti.gravity;
-    fetti.wobble += fetti.wobbleSpeed;
     fetti.velocity *= fetti.decay;
-    fetti.tiltAngle += fetti.tiltAngleSpeed;
-    fetti.tiltSin = Math.sin(fetti.tiltAngle);
-    fetti.tiltCos = Math.cos(fetti.tiltAngle);
-    fetti.random = Math.random() + 2;
-    fetti.wobbleX = fetti.x + ((10 * fetti.scalar) * Math.cos(fetti.wobble));
-    fetti.wobbleY = fetti.y + ((10 * fetti.scalar) * Math.sin(fetti.wobble));
+
+    if (fetti.flat) {
+      fetti.wobble = 0;
+      fetti.wobbleX = fetti.x + (10 * fetti.scalar);
+      fetti.wobbleY = fetti.y + (10 * fetti.scalar);
+
+      fetti.tiltSin = 0;
+      fetti.tiltCos = 0;
+      fetti.random = 1;
+    } else {
+      fetti.wobble += fetti.wobbleSpeed;
+      fetti.wobbleX = fetti.x + ((10 * fetti.scalar) * Math.cos(fetti.wobble));
+      fetti.wobbleY = fetti.y + ((10 * fetti.scalar) * Math.sin(fetti.wobble));
+
+      fetti.tiltAngle += 0.1;
+      fetti.tiltSin = Math.sin(fetti.tiltAngle);
+      fetti.tiltCos = Math.cos(fetti.tiltAngle);
+      fetti.random = Math.random() + 2;
+    }
 
     var progress = (fetti.tick++) / fetti.totalTicks;
 
@@ -470,6 +483,7 @@
       var ticks = prop(options, 'ticks', Number);
       var shapes = prop(options, 'shapes');
       var scalar = prop(options, 'scalar');
+      var flat = !!prop(options, 'flat');
       var origin = getOrigin(options);
 
       var temp = particleCount;
@@ -492,7 +506,8 @@
             decay: decay,
             gravity: gravity,
             drift: drift,
-            scalar: scalar
+            scalar: scalar,
+            flat: flat
           })
         );
       }
diff --git a/test/index.test.js b/test/index.test.js
index 1cd5dbb..fd3ea6c 100644
--- a/test/index.test.js
+++ b/test/index.test.js
@@ -409,6 +409,24 @@ test('shoots confetti to the right', async t => {
   t.deepEqual(pixels.left, ['#ffffff']);
 });
 
+test('shoots flat confetti', async t => {
+  const page = t.context.page = await fixturePage();
+
+  // these parameters should create an image
+  // that is the same every time
+  t.context.buffer = await confettiImage(page, {
+    startVelocity: 0,
+    gravity: 0,
+    scalar: 20,
+    flat: 1,
+    shapes: ['circle'],
+    colors: ['ff0000']
+  });
+  t.context.image = await readImage(t.context.buffer);
+
+  t.is(t.context.image.hash(), '8E0802208w0');
+});
+
 /*
  * Operational tests
  */