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1 porter stoddard ( warren beatty ) is a successful architect married to successful fabric designer ellie ( diane keaton ) for twenty-five years .
2 they and best friends mona ( goldie hawn ) and griffin ( garry shandling ) are about to face marital crises in a film most well known for its torturous path to the screen , " town and country . "
3 " town and country " has a pedigree befitting it's title with an all star cast photographed by oscar nominated cinematographer william fraker and mouthing the words of screenwriter buck henry ( " the graduate " ) under the direction of peter chelsom ( " funny bones " ) .
4 after years of reports of budget overruns and reshoots and the racking up twelve different release dates , the media has been prepped for beatty's next " ishtar . "
5 so , is it that bad ?
6 the answer is no .
7 but it's not very good either .
8 the major problem with " town and country " is that it's unstructured and random .
9 stoddard is immediately established as a philanderer , having just bedded a flaky cellist ( nastassja kinski ) .
10 next scene finds him and ellie celebrating their anniversary in paris with mona and griffin .
11 then mona spies griffin hustling a redhead into a motel and begins divorce proceedings ( buck henry cameos as both couples' divorce lawyer ) .
12 ellie thinks she's overeacting , but sends porter to support mona on a trip to check out her family's mississippi manse .
13 the two childhood friends end up in bed together , making us wonder why they'd never become a couple to begin with .
14 back home , their second coupling is interrupted by ellie bursting in to tell mona she thinks porter's cheating on her .
15 porter goes off on a trip with griffin to sun valley , idaho to have more comic misadventures with wacky women as griffin attempts to tell him that he's gay .
16 the four friends , along with every woman porter's dallied with , all end up back in new york city somewhat happily ever after .
17 although the film begins promisingly , resembling a woody allen take on new york city wasps , too many strands drift off into nowhere .
18 the stoddard household is huge , containing two adult children ( josh hartnett , " the virgin suicides " and tricia vessey , " kiss the girls " ) , their colorful bedmates and a maid who's just imported her shirtless boyfriend from the rainforest back home .
19 after an amusing early scene that has porter overhearing three bouts of lovemaking while in search of a nocturnal snack , the six supporting players are dropped except for an out-of-nowhere appearance by the formerly forgotten son .
20 porter's romantic misadventures with women ( other than mona ) are equally mishandled .
21 once the marital discord begins , the film seems as if it was editted with a machete , stopping and starting , never regaining its rhythm .
22 while beatty gets off a few tart observations , his character is mostly passive and bemused .
23 maybe we're supposed to feel sympathy for an adulterer who doesn't initiate his own sex romps ?
24 keaton's ellie has a trusting nature that's a result of her own self involvement resulting in an unlikeable character .
25 hawn smartly recycles her mature sex kitten wives of " the out of towners " and " the first wives' club " while shandling's relegated to true second banana status .
26 kinski is bland and unmotivated .
27 andie macdowell takes a weirdly unappealing role and does what she can with the screenplay's most bizarre subplot , which finds charlton heston as her rifle toting , billionaire daddy and marian seldes as her alcoholic , wheelchair-bound , foul-mouthed mother .
28 heston and seldes are fun , as is jenna elfman as a sun valley bait and tackle salesgirl who brings porter and griffin to a halloween party .
29 oscar nominatored cinematographer william fraker gives the film a nice look , but director chelsom shows none of the quirkily and blackly humorous depth he brought to films like " hear my song " and " funny bones . "
30 the script is this film's weakest link - it's telling that most of the ( few ) laughs come from old-fashioned physical slapstick and the sight of beatty in a bear suit .
31 while " town and country " isn't exactly painful to sit through , it mostly just lays there .
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