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1 in my review of " the spy who shagged me , " i postulated an unbreakable law of film physics : every time a sequel is as good as or better than the previous film in the series , it is followed by a third movie that is a bore .
2 the cause is probably complacency ; a studio sighs with relief when part 2 lives up to expectations and figures part 3 is a sure thing .
3 " scream 3 " provides the latest proof of this rule .
4 in los angeles production has begun on " stab 3 : return to woodsboro , " the most recent installment in the series of movies inspired by the murders surrounding sidney prescott ( neve campbell ) .
5 however , life soon starts imitating art , and " stab " cast members turn up stabbed .
6 smelling yet another book deal , gale weathers ( courteney cox arquette ) comes to the set to investigate and finds her ex-boyfriend dewey riley ( david arquette ) acting as a technical consultant and getting chummy with jennifer ( parker posey ) , the actress playing gale in " stab 3 . " elsewhere , our heroine sidney is living in hiding under an assumed name .
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9 until she gets a phone call from a familiar evil voice .
10 the late randy meeks ( jamie kennedy ) makes a surprise guest appearance via video to explain the rules of a trilogy .
11 he notes the third chapter in a trilogy has an overabundance of exposition and a huge backstory to contend with .
12 indeed , " scream 3 " tries to link its murders back to the one that started it all , the murder of sidney's mother maureen before the beginning of the original " scream . "
13 at the scene of each murder in " scream 3 , " the killer leaves a photo of sidney's mother maureen as a teenager in hollywood and even includes a note claiming to be her real killer .
14 to find out who the killer is , our intrepid investigators have to uncover what happened during maureen's missing years when she was a starlet appearing in low-budget horror films .
15 ( even with that little information , you can probably already guess what the killer's relationship to sidney is ) .
16 unlike its predecessors , " scream 3 " doesn't have the guts to even suggest that the central characters might be the killer .
17 the characters we do suspect are all undeveloped , so that by the end we don't even care who the killer is .
18 the jaded detective ( patrick dempsey ) ?
19 the kinky producer ( lance henriksen ) ?
20 the driven young director ( scott foley ) ?
21 the ingenue ( emily mortimer ) ?
22 the character who turns out to be the killer seems to be selected at random .
23 wes craven supposedly filmed three different endings to keep the real one a secret , so it's quite possible the one in the final cut was randomly chosen .
24 the series' trademark references to other horror films have become trite and obvious .
25 possibly it's the absence of screenwriter kevin williamson , who penned the first two , or maybe it's that the hip ironic stance eventually consumes itself and a series that parodies film cliches eventually becomes a cliche .
26 i groaned as an attack on sidney from the first " scream " was repeated moment-for-moment in the hollywood set of her home .
27 at some point , referencing becomes just a means to cover up a poverty of new ideas .
28 " scream 3 " also continues the tradition of having an eclectic set of cameos and familiar faces in small roles .
29 look for jenny mccarthy , carrie fisher , patrick warburton ( puddy from " seinfeld " ) , roger corman , and jason mewes and kevin smith ( as jay and silent bob ) to walk through at some point .
30 all these bit players put forth more effort than the series' returning stars , who are probably saving their energy for the long post- " scream " job search .
31 another prediction i made in a previous review has come to pass : more movies are copying " the blair witch project " 's web strategy .
32 " scream 3 " has three official websites that ( wink , wink ) pretend that the events of the movie are real and provide additional backstory information not covered in the movie .
33 the sunrise studios site ( scream3 . com ) has trailers for other sunrise releases as well as the " latest 'stab 3' news . "
34 there's also a gail weathers official site ( galeweathers . com ) and a sunrise sucks site that has more " stab " scandals the studio wants to cover up ( sunrisesucks . com ) .
35 craven and company promise that this is the last installment in the " scream " series .
36 while i hope that's true , i don't hold out much hope-horror movie series are even harder to kill than their monsters .
37 there's a " halloween h2k " in the works , even though michael myers was beheaded in " h20 , " and a " freddy vs . jason " has been talked about for awhile , despite the fact that both characters were " killed off . "
38 there's bound to be a " scream 4 " someday , even if it starts over with a new set of movie-star wannabes .
39 bottom line : they should have called this one " yawn . "
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