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1 one night , during a torrential downpour that flooded the streets , we went to see -- what else -- hard rain .
2 " so , are we all going to die ? "
3 the sheriff ( randy quaid ) asks in the story's opening line as he evacuates his flooded town .
4 the answer is pretty much yes , but not nearly soon enough .
5 and to add insult to injury , the supposedly dead , regretfully , often turn out not to be so .
6 populating this bad tv-movie-of-the-week material are a host of talented actors .
7 one can only hope they were rewarded handsomely for acting in this hopelessly muddled picture .
8 besides the obvious hardships of acting most scenes while dog paddling in the water , they will all receive black marks on their records for appearing in this dismal movie .
9 graham yost's script serves up one cliche after another for the actors , who thankfully managed to mumble quite a few of the lines .
10 director mikael salomon's staging is so confusing that you may have trouble figuring out what is happening .
11 the befuddled presentation is exacerbated by peter menzies , jr . 's dark and ugly cinematography .
12 the plot concerns an armored car that gets stuck in the raging water .
13 onboard are guards tom and his uncle charlie .
14 christian slater , who is much better in his tender roles as in untamed heart , plays tom .
15 edward asner drops by briefly to take on the role of the soon to be dead charlie .
16 coming to their " rescue " is a gang headed by jim , played on autopilot by the great actor morgan freeman .
17 he views the loot , three million dollars worth , as his retirement plan .
18 the entire movie is one big watery chase with the sheriff and his posse tracking jim and his gang , who are in turn after tom .
19 along the way , tom picks up a love interest in the person of a crucifix-weapon wielding woman named karen , played in a totally wasted performance by minnie driver .
20 the action sequences are repetitive and without much interest .
21 they do feature lots of explosions and gunfire to keep you awake .
22 christopher young's emotionless score for the film has a single trait , ear-shattering loudness .
23 the plot holes are as big as the ones in the dam that breaks , submerging the town .
24 the characters have an infinite number of bullets and rarely do they have to bother reloading their guns .
25 the weapons and the ammunition spend most of the time under water or being rained on but always fire perfectly .
26 when one of the bad guys drops a gun into the water , it stays in the same place until much later when tom swims to get it , even though the swift water is so strong it is uprooting large trees .
27 counting these improbabilities is one of the more enjoyable ways to spend your time as you wait for the characters to kill each other .
28 the show has a single , but unprintable , good line .
29 betty white plays an incessantly bossy wife , and , when her hen-pecked husband finally told her off , our audience roared with laughter .
30 the show concludes with a sickening set of twists .
31 the best that can be said of the picture is that it is merely stupefyingly awful as opposed to laughably bad .
32 hard rain runs 1 : 37 .
33 it is rated r for violence and would be fine for teenagers .
34 ( the two families behind us shockingly had a half-dozen preschoolers among them . )
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