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moviemaking_VBG
is_BEZ
a_DT
lot_NN
like_IN
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of_IN
an_DT
nfl_???
team_NN
in_IN
the_DT
post-salary_JJ
cap_NN
era_NN
--_???
you've_???
got_VBD
to_IN
know_VB
how_WRB
to_TO
allocate_VB
your_PP$
resources_NNS
._.
every_DT
dollar_NN
spent_VBN
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a_DT
free-agent_NN
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tackle_NN
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you_PP
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spend_VB
on_IN
linebackers_NNS
or_CC
safeties_NNS
or_CC
centers_NNS
._.
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the_DT
nfl_???
,_,
this_DT
leads_VBZ
to_IN
teams_NNS
like_IN
the_DT
detroit_NP
lions_NNS
,_,
who_WP
boast_VB
a_DT
superstar_NN
running_VBG
back_RP
with_IN
a_DT
huge_JJ
contract_NN
,_,
but_CC
can_MD
only_RB
field_NN
five_CD
guys_NNS
named_VBN
herb_NN
to_IN
block_NN
for_IN
him_PP
._.
in_IN
the_DT
movies_NNS
,_,
you_PP
end_NN
up_RP
with_IN
films_NNS
like_IN
"_"
spawn_NN
"_"
,_,
with_IN
a_DT
huge_JJ
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budget_NN
but_CC
not_XNOT
enough_RB
money_NN
to_IN
hire_NN
any_DT
recognizable_JJ
actors_NNS
._.
jackie_NP
chan_NP
is_BEZ
the_DT
barry_NP
sanders_NP
of_IN
moviemaking_VBG
._.
he_PP
spins_VBZ
and_CC
darts_NNS
across_IN
the_DT
screen_NN
like_IN
sanders_NP
cutting_NN
back_NN
through_IN
the_DT
defensive_JJ
line_NN
._.
watching_VBG
jackie_NP
in_IN
operation_NN
condor_NN
as_IN
he_PP
drives_VBZ
his_PP$
motorcycle_NN
through_IN
the_DT
crowded_JJ
streets_NNS
of_IN
madrid_NP
,_,
fleeing_VBG
an_DT
armada_NN
of_IN
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in_IN
identical_JJ
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,_,
is_BEZ
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of_IN
sanders_NP
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for_IN
daylight_NN
with_IN
the_DT
chicago_NP
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in_IN
hot_JJ
pursuit_NN
,_,
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that_DT
sanders_NP
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have_HV
to_TO
worry_VB
about_IN
rescuing_VBG
runaway_JJ
baby_NN
carriages_NNS
._.
but_CC
like_IN
the_DT
lions_NNS
star_NN
,_,
jackie_NP
doesn't_DOZ
have_HV
anybody_PN
to_TO
block_VB
for_IN
him_PP
._.
almost_RB
every_DT
cent_NN
that_CS
's_BEZ
invested_VBN
in_IN
a_DT
jackie_NP
chan_NP
movie_NN
goes_VBZ
for_IN
stunts_NNS
,_,
and_CC
as_CS
chan_NP
does_DOZ
his_PP$
own_DT
stunts_NNS
,_,
the_DT
rest_NN
of_IN
the_DT
money_NN
goes_VBZ
to_IN
pay_NN
his_PP$
hospital_NN
bills_NNS
._.
this_DT
leaves_NNS
about_IN
75_CD
cents_NNS
to_IN
pay_NN
for_IN
things_NNS
like_IN
directors_NNS
(_(
chan_NP
directs_VBZ
)_)
,_,
scripts_NNS
and_CC
dubbing_VBG
and_CC
supporting_VBG
characters_NNS
,_,
not_XNOT
to_TO
mention_VB
the_DT
hideous_JJ
title_NN
sequence_NN
._.
this_DT
also_RB
explains_VBZ
why_WRB
the_DT
movie_NN
was_BEDZ
shot_VBN
in_IN
odd_JJ
places_NNS
like_IN
morocco_NP
and_CC
spain_NP
._.
(_)
chan_NP
's_POS
first_OD
release_NN
in_IN
this_DT
country_NN
,_,
"_"
rumble_JJ
in_IN
the_DT
bronx_???
"_"
,_,
was_BEDZ
supposedly_RB
set_VBN
in_IN
new_JJ
york_NP
,_,
but_CC
was_BEDZ
filmed_VBN
in_IN
vancouver_NP
,_,
and_CC
in_IN
the_DT
chase_NN
scenes_NNS
the_DT
canadian_JJ
rockies_NNS
are_BER
clearly_RB
visible_JJ
._.
)_)
heck_NN
,_,
jackie_NP
doesn't_DOZ
even_JJ
have_HV
enough_RB
money_NN
for_IN
a_DT
haircut_NN
,_,
looks_VBZ
like_IN
,_,
much_DT
less_RBR
a_DT
personal_JJ
hairstylist_NN
._.
in_IN
condor_NP
,_,
chan_NP
plays_VBZ
the_DT
same_DT
character_NN
he_PP
's_BEZ
always_RB
played_VBN
,_,
himself_NN
,_,
a_DT
mixture_NN
of_IN
bruce_NP
lee_NP
and_CC
tim_NP
allen_NP
,_,
a_DT
master_NN
of_IN
both_PDT
kung-fu_???
and_CC
slapstick-fu_???
._.
jackie_NP
is_BEZ
sent_VBN
by_IN
the_DT
un_NP
to_IN
retrieve_VB
a_NP
cache_NN
of_IN
lost_JJ
nazi_JJ
gold_NN
in_IN
the_DT
north_NN
african_JJ
desert_NN
,_,
and_CC
is_BEZ
chased_VBN
by_IN
a_DT
horde_NN
of_IN
neo-nazi_JJ
sympathizers_NNS
and_CC
two_CD
stereotypical_JJ
arabs_NNS
(_(
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
things_NNS
i_PP
like_VB
about_IN
jackie_NP
chan_NP
movies_NNS
:_:
no_DT
political_JJ
correctness_NN
)_)
._.
he_PP
is_BEZ
joined_VBN
by_IN
three_CD
women_NNS
,_,
who_WP
have_HV
little_DT
to_TO
do_DO
except_IN
scream_NN
,_,
"_"
jackie_NP
,_,
save_VB
us_PP
!_!
"_"
,_,
and_CC
misuse_NN
firearms_NNS
._.
the_DT
villain_NN
is_BEZ
an_DT
old_JJ
nazi_JJ
whose_WP$
legs_NNS
were_BED
broken_VBN
in_IN
the_DT
secret_JJ
base_NN
so_RB
that_CS
he_PP
has_HVZ
to_TO
be_BE
carried_VBN
everywhere_RB
,_,
and_CC
he_PP
's_BEZ
more_DT
pathetic_JJ
than_CS
evil_JJ
._.
en_FW
route_NN
,_,
we_PP
have_HV
an_DT
extended_JJ
motorcycle_NN
chase_NN
scene_NN
,_,
a_DT
hilarious_JJ
fight_NN
in_IN
the_DT
moroccan_JJ
version_NN
of_IN
motel_NN
6_CD
with_IN
the_DT
neo-nazis_???
,_,
and_CC
two_CD
confrontations_NNS
with_IN
savage_JJ
natives_NNS
._.
once_RB
at_IN
the_DT
secret_JJ
desert_NN
base_NN
,_,
there_EX
is_BEZ
a_DT
long_JJ
chop-socky_JJ
sequence_NN
,_,
followed_VBN
by_IN
the_DT
film_NN
's_POS
centerpiece_NN
,_,
a_DT
wind-tunnel_NN
fight_NN
that_CS
's_BEZ
even_RB
better_JJR
than_CS
the_DT
one_CD
in_IN
face_NN
/_SYM
off_IN
._.
this_DT
is_BEZ
where_WRB
the_DT
money_NN
was_BEDZ
spent_VBN
,_,
on_IN
well-choreographed_JJ
kung-fu_???
sequences_NNS
,_,
on_IN
giant_NN
kevlar_JJ
hamster_NN
balls_NNS
,_,
on_IN
smashed-up_???
crates_NNS
of_IN
bananas_NNS
,_,
and_CC
on_IN
scorpions_NNS
._.
ignore_VB
the_DT
gaping_JJ
holes_NNS
in_IN
the_DT
plot_NN
(_(
how_WRB
,_,
exactly_RB
,_,
if_CS
the_DT
villain_NN
's_POS
legs_NNS
were_BED
broken_VBN
,_,
did_DOD
he_PP
escape_VB
from_IN
the_DT
secret_JJ
nazi_JJ
base_NN
,_,
and_CC
why_WRB
didn't_DOD
he_PP
take_VB
the_DT
key_JJ
with_IN
him_PP
?_?
)_)
._.
don't_DO
worry_VB
about_IN
the_DT
production_NN
values_NNS
,_,
or_CC
what_WDT
,_,
exactly_RB
,_,
the_DT
japanese_JJ
girl_NN
was_BEDZ
doing_DOG
hitchhiking_JJ
across_IN
the_DT
sahara_NP
._.
just_RB
go_VB
see_VB
the_DT
movie_NN
._.
operation_NN
condor_NP
has_HVZ
pretentions_NNS
of_IN
being_BEG
a_DT
"_"
raiders_NNS
of_IN
the_DT
lost_JJ
ark_NN
"_"
knockoff_NN
,_,
but_CC
one_CD
wonders_NNS
what_WDT
jackie_NP
could_MD
do_DO
with_IN
the_DT
raiders_NNS
franchise_NN
blocking_VBG
for_IN
him_PP
--_???
with_IN
a_NN
lawrence_NP
kazdan_NP
screenplay_NN
,_,
a_DT
john_NP
williams_NP
score_NN
,_,
spielberg_NP
directing_VBG
and_CC
george_NP
lucas_NP
producing_VBG
,_,
condor_NN
might_MD
be_BE
an_DT
a_DT
+_SYM
movie_NN
._.
however_RB
,_,
you've_???
got_VBD
to_IN
go_NN
with_IN
what_WDT
you've_???
got_VBD
,_,
and_CC
what_WDT
you've_???
got_VBD
in_IN
jackie_NP
chan_NP
is_BEZ
something_PN
special_JJ
--_???
a_DT
talent_NN
that_CS
mainstream_JJ
hollywood_NP
should_MD
,_,
could_MD
,_,
and_CC
ought_MD
to_IN
utilize_JJ
._.
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