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plot_NN
:_:
derek_NP
zoolander_NN
is_BEZ
a_DT
male_JJ
model_NN
._.
he_PP
is_BEZ
also_RB
very_RB
dumb_JJ
and_CC
impressionable_JJ
._.
for_IN
that_DT
reason_NN
,_,
he_PP
is_BEZ
secretly_RB
hired_JJ
and_CC
trained_VBN
(_(
so_RB
secret_JJ
,_,
that_CS
even_RB
he_PP
doesn't_DOZ
know_VB
about_IN
it_PP
)_)
by_IN
an_DT
underground_JJ
fashion_NN
syndicate_NN
to_IN
assassinate_JJ
the_DT
prime_JJ
minister_NN
of_IN
malaysia_NP
,_,
who_WP
wants_VBZ
to_IN
abolish_VB
child_NN
labor_NP
in_IN
his_PP$
country_NN
._.
will_MD
zoolander_NN
fulfill_NP
the_DT
dirty_JJ
deed_NN
?_?
will_MD
zoolander_VB
ever_RB
grace_NN
the_DT
world_NN
his_PP$
new_JJ
"_"
look_NN
"_"
?_?
is_BEZ
this_DT
a_DT
funny_JJ
movie_NN
?_?
find_VB
out_RP
below_IN
._.
._.
._.
critique_NN
:_:
there_EX
's_BEZ
a_DT
place_NN
in_IN
our_PP$
world_NN
for_IN
"_"
stupid_JJ
comedies_NNS
"_"
._.
films_NNS
which_WDT
don't_DO
pretend_VB
to_IN
take_VB
themselves_PPX
seriously_RB
,_,
are_BER
based_VBN
on_IN
idiotic_JJ
premises_NNS
and_CC
filled_VBN
with_IN
dumb_JJ
jokes_NNS
._.
there_EX
's_BEZ
also_RB
a_DT
time_NN
for_IN
them_PP
and_CC
many_DT
would_MD
argue_VB
that_DT
this_DT
difficult_JJ
period_NN
of_IN
our_PP$
history_NN
,_,
might_MD
be_BE
an_DT
ideal_JJ
circumstance_NN
during_IN
which_WDT
to_TO
"_"
relax_VB
"_"
by_IN
watching_VBG
something_PN
so_RB
completely_RB
frivolous_JJ
._.
well_RB
,_,
if_CS
you're_???
in_CD
the_DT
mood_NN
for_IN
some_DT
seriously_RB
mindless_JJ
entertainment_NN
,_,
ben_NP
stiller_NP
and_CC
his_PP$
cast_NN
of_IN
many_DT
have_HV
assembled_VBN
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
more_DT
original_JJ
dumb_JJ
comedies_NNS
in_IN
some_DT
time_NN
._.
of_IN
course_NN
,_,
comedies_NNS
as_IN
such_DT
are_BER
usually_RB
very_RB
subjective_JJ
and_CC
i_PP
could_MD
see_VB
how_WRB
some_DT
will_MD
see_VB
this_DT
film_NN
simply_RB
as_IN
stupid_JJ
and_CC
unfunny_JJ
,_,
while_CS
others_NNS
will_MD
grant_VB
them_PP
the_DT
"_"
stupid_JJ
"_"
,_,
but_CC
consider_VB
it_PP
funny_JJ
instead_RB
._.
i_PP
personally_RB
enjoyed_VBD
it_PP
for_IN
the_DT
most_DT
part_NN
,_,
cracked_VBN
up_RP
loudly_RB
during_IN
a_DT
couple_NN
of_IN
specific_JJ
sequences_NNS
and_CC
loved_VBD
the_DT
derek_NP
zoolander_NN
character_NN
and_CC
the_DT
unrestrained_JJ
whipping_VBG
they_PP
released_JJ
upon_IN
the_DT
fashion_NN
industry_NN
._.
snap_VB
!_!
it_PP
was_BEDZ
also_RB
nice_JJ
to_IN
see_NN
several_DT
real-life_JJ
models_NNS
with_IN
small_JJ
roles_NNS
in_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
,_,
not_XNOT
taking_VBG
themselves_PPX
too_RB
seriously_RB
._.
and_CC
if_CS
you're_???
the_DT
type_NN
of_IN
person_NN
who_WP
likes_VBZ
celebrity_NN
cameos_NNS
in_IN
films_NNS
,_,
well_RB
,_,
don't_DO
look_VB
any_DT
further_JJR
because_CS
dozens_NNS
of_IN
famous_JJ
faces_NNS
show_VB
up_RP
here_RB
including_IN
vince_NP
vaughn_???
,_,
billy_NP
zane_???
,_,
winona_NP
ryder_NN
,_,
christian_JJ
slater_NP
,_,
david_NP
duchovny_???
,_,
natalie_NP
portman_NP
and_CC
many_DT
,_,
many_DT
others_NNS
._.
i_PP
especially_RB
liked_VBD
andy_NP
dick_NP
's_POS
complete_JJ
make-over_NN
as_IN
the_DT
masseuse_NN
._.
hi-larious_JJ
!_!
but_CC
with_IN
all_PDT
films_NNS
of_IN
this_DT
type_NN
,_,
there_EX
is_BEZ
bound_JJ
to_TO
be_BE
some_DT
stuff_NN
that_CS
simply_RB
doesn't_DOZ
work_NN
._.
a_DT
few_DT
particulars_NNS
which_WDT
didn't_DOD
strike_NN
my_PP$
fancy_NN
included_VBD
the_DT
bulimia_NN
and_CC
"_"
orgy_???
"_"
sequence_NN
with_IN
christine_NP
taylor_NP
,_,
the_DT
break-dance_NN
fighting_NN
,_,
and_CC
i_PP
also_RB
never_RB
get_VB
why_WRB
they_PP
use_VB
real_JJ
countries_NNS
in_IN
plots_NNS
like_IN
this_DT
(_(
why_WRB
not_XNOT
just_JJ
"_"
make_VB
up_RP
"_"
a_DT
country_NN
,_,
instead_RB
of_IN
zeroing_VBG
in_IN
on_IN
a_DT
certain_JJ
people_NN
?_?
)_)
._.
i_PP
also_RB
could_MD
have_HV
done_DON
with_IN
less_DT
of_IN
the_DT
taylor_NP
character_NN
in_IN
general_JJ
,_,
since_CS
she_PP
wasn't_BEDZ
all_PDT
that_CS
interesting_JJ
and_CC
seemed_VBD
to_TO
slow_VB
things_NNS
down_RP
every_DT
now_RB
and_CC
then_RB
(_(
more_DT
zoolander_NN
,_,
dude_???
!_!
)_(
._.
but_CC
those_DT
few_DT
missteps_NNS
were_BED
nothing_PN
compared_VBD
to_IN
some_DT
of_IN
the_DT
more_DT
memorable_JJ
scenes_NNS
which_WDT
definitely_RB
did_DOD
work_VB
for_IN
me_PP
!_!
i_PP
almost_RB
pissed_VBN
myself_PPX
during_IN
the_DT
"_"
gas_NN
station_NN
"_"
disaster_NN
,_,
absolutely_RB
adored_VBD
the_DT
"_"
walk-off_NN
"_"
contest_NN
(_(
with_IN
david_NP
bowie_NP
as_IN
the_DT
judge_NN
,_,
no_DT
less_RBR
)_)
and_CC
appreciated_VBN
many_DT
of_IN
zoolander_NN
's_POS
moronic_JJ
one-liners_NNS
(_(
"_"
i_PP
was_BEDZ
a_DT
merman_NN
._.
._.
._.
a_NN
merman_NN
!_!
!_!
"_"
)_(
._.
and_CC
i_PP
dare_MD
you_PP
to_IN
get_VB
his_PP$
"_"
monkey_NN
"_"
photo_NN
shoot_VB
out_RP
of_IN
your_PP$
head_NN
after_IN
seeing_VBG
this_DT
movie_NN
(_(
"_"
you're_???
a_NN
monkey_NN
,_,
derek_NP
._.
._.
._.
a_NN
monkey_NN
!_!
"_"
)_(
i_PP
also_RB
really_RB
liked_VBD
the_DT
soundtrack_NN
and_CC
the_DT
pace_NN
of_IN
the_DT
film_NN
,_,
both_RB
of_IN
which_WDT
zipped_VBD
and_CC
zagged_VBD
,_,
and_CC
established_VBN
a_DT
nice_JJ
rhythm_NN
to_IN
it_PP
all_PDT
._.
again_RB
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
to_IN
note_NN
that_CS
this_DT
movie_NN
is_BEZ
dumb_JJ
and_CC
not_XNOT
for_IN
everyone_PN
,_,
but_CC
my_PP$
guess_NN
is_BEZ
that_CS
if_CS
you_PP
laughed_VBD
at_IN
the_DT
trailer_NN
,_,
you_PP
will_MD
likely_RB
enjoy_VB
many_DT
of_IN
the_DT
quips_NNS
in_IN
the_DT
actual_JJ
picture_NN
as_IN
well_RB
._.
if_CS
you_PP
thought_VBD
the_DT
trailer_NN
was_BEDZ
dumb_JJ
,_,
skip_NN
this_DT
dodo_???
bird_NN
and_CC
go_VB
rent_NN
austin_NP
powers_NNS
again_RB
or_CC
something_PN
,_,
a_DT
film_NN
from_IN
which_WDT
there_EX
is_BEZ
an_DT
obvious_JJ
influence_NN
here_RB
._.
blue_JJ
steel_NN
,_,
baby_NN
._.
._.
._.
yeah_UH
!_!
!_!
!_!
where_CS
's_NNS
joblo_NN
coming_VBG
from_IN
?_?
austin_NP
powers_NNS
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
austin_NP
powers_NNS
10_CD
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
deuce_VB
bigalow_NN
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
dude_???
,_,
where_CS
's_BEZ
my_PP$
car_NN
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
freddy_JJ
got_VBD
fingered_VBD
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
jay_NN
&_???
silent_JJ
bob_NN
strike_NN
back_NN
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
joe_NP
dirt_NN
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
meet_VB
the_DT
parents_NNS
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
say_VB
it_PP
isn't_BEZ
so_RB
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)