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national_JJ
lampoon_NN
's_POS
animal_NN
house_NN
,_,
made_VBN
in_IN
1962_CD
and_CC
set_NN
in_IN
1962_CD
,_,
remains_VBZ
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
--_???
no_RB
,_,
fuck_NN
that_CS
noise_NN
--_???
*_???
the_DT
*_???
funniest_JJS
movie_NN
ever_RB
made_VBN
._.
and_CC
this_DT
isn't_BEZ
just_RB
my_PP$
opinion_NN
,_,
either_RB
;_;
everybody_PN
knows_VBZ
this_DT
,_,
and_CC
that_CS
's_NNS
why_WRB
about_IN
a_DT
gazillion_NP
inferior_JJ
rip-offs_NNS
have_HV
been_BEN
made_VBN
,_,
trying_VBG
to_IN
duplicate_JJ
its_PP$
success_NN
._.
(_)
pcu_???
anyone_PN
?_?
and_CC
the_DT
first_OD
person_NN
to_IN
bring_VB
up_RP
glory_NN
daze_NN
gets_VBZ
decked_JJ
._.
)_)
animal_NN
house_NN
takes_VBZ
place_NN
at_IN
the_DT
fictional_JJ
faber_NN
college_NN
,_,
circa_RB
1962_CD
,_,
where_CS
the_DT
omega_NP
frat_???
calls_NNS
the_DT
shots_NNS
._.
these_DT
guys_NNS
are_BER
wholesome_VBN
,_,
clean-cut_JJ
,_,
model-citizens_NNS
._.
._.
._.
i_NN
._.
e_NN
._.
a_DT
bunch_NN
of_IN
assholes_NNS
._.
greg_NP
,_,
their_PP$
leader_NN
,_,
is_BEZ
going_VBG
out_RP
with_IN
mandy_NP
pepperidge_NN
,_,
but_CC
since_CS
the_DT
silly_JJ
bastard_NN
doesn't_DOZ
believe_VB
in_IN
pre-marital_NN
sex_NN
,_,
their_PP$
relationship_NN
never_RB
goes_VBZ
further_JJR
than_CS
a_DT
quick_JJ
jack-off_NN
under_IN
the_DT
stars_NNS
._.
neidermeyer_NN
is_BEZ
the_DT
supreme-bozo_???
of_IN
the_DT
bunch_NN
,_,
walking_VBG
around_IN
with_IN
his_PP$
dick_NP
out_RP
kicking_VBG
freshman_JJ
ass_NN
and_CC
trying_VBG
to_IN
impress_VB
the_DT
muff_NN
._.
also_RB
hanging_VBG
around_IN
these_DT
losers_NNS
is_BEZ
babs_???
,_,
future_NN
universal_JJ
studios_NNS
employee_NN
and_CC
serious_JJ
bitch_NN
._.
now_RB
let_VB
's_BEZ
just_RB
take_VB
a_DT
peak_NN
next_OD
door_NN
,_,
at_IN
the_DT
delta_NN
house_NN
._.
over_IN
here_RB
,_,
anything_PN
goes_VBZ
:_:
you_PP
wanna_NP
throw_NN
shit_NN
out_RP
the_DT
window_NN
?_?
okay_RB
._.
you_PP
wanna_NN
crush_NN
a_DT
bunch_NN
of_IN
beer_NN
cans_NNS
on_IN
your_PP$
forehead_NN
and_CC
pour_VB
honey-mustard_NN
all_RB
over_IN
your_PP$
chest_NN
?_?
go_VB
right_RB
ahead_RB
._.
the_DT
frat_???
's_BEZ
leaders_NNS
are_BER
otter_NN
and_CC
boon_NN
(_(
tim_NP
matheson_NP
and_CC
peter_NP
riegert_NP
)_)
._.
otter_NN
is_BEZ
the_DT
ladies_NNS
'_"
man_NN
,_,
going_VBG
out_RP
with_IN
another_DT
girl_NN
every_DT
night_NN
,_,
and_CC
boon_NN
is_BEZ
the_DT
comedian_JJ
._.
he_PP
's_BEZ
got_VBN
a_DT
steady-date_JJ
,_,
katy_???
(_)
karen_NP
allen_NP
)_)
,_,
but_CC
she_PP
's_BEZ
sick_JJ
of_IN
playing_VBG
second-fiddle_NN
to_IN
a_DT
bottle_NN
of_IN
j_NN
._.
d_NN
._.
then_RB
there_EX
are_BER
the_DT
others_NNS
:_:
pinto_NP
,_,
a_DT
wimp_???
;_;
flounder_NN
,_,
a_DT
blimp_NN
;_;
d_NN
._.
day_NN
,_,
a_DT
biker_NN
;_;
stork_NN
,_,
who_WP
may_MD
or_CC
may_MD
not_XNOT
have_HV
brain-damage_NN
;_;
and_CC
last_OD
but_CC
not_XNOT
least_RBS
._.
._.
._.
bluto_NP
!_!
bluto_NP
,_,
played_VBD
by_IN
the_DT
late_JJ
,_,
great_JJ
john_NP
belushi_NP
,_,
is_BEZ
the_DT
man_NN
._.
he_PP
's_BEZ
the_DT
kind_NN
of_IN
guy_NN
who_WP
slugs_NNS
back_VB
entire_JJ
fifths_NNS
of_IN
whiskey_NN
then_RB
proclaim_VB
,_,
"_"
i_PP
needed_VBD
that_CS
._.
"_"
the_DT
kind_NN
of_IN
guy_NN
who_WP
puts_VBZ
a_DT
cream-filled_JJ
snowball_NN
into_IN
his_PP$
mouth_NN
,_,
puffs_NNS
up_RP
his_PP$
cheeks_NNS
and_CC
spits_VBZ
it_PP
out_RP
,_,
and_CC
then_RB
says_VBZ
"_"
i'm_???
a_NN
zit_???
--_???
get_VB
it_NN
?_?
"_"
the_DT
story_NN
is_BEZ
as_CS
follows_VBZ
:_:
the_DT
omegas_NN
are_BER
getting_VBG
the_DT
deltas_NNS
kicked_VBD
off_RP
campus_NN
._.
the_DT
deltas_NNS
,_,
knowing_VBG
that_CS
fighting_NN
the_DT
omegas_NN
is_BEZ
stupid_JJ
,_,
decide_VB
to_IN
go_NN
out_RP
with_IN
style_NN
,_,
throwing_VBG
a_DT
wild_JJ
toga_???
party_NN
and_CC
ruining_VBG
the_DT
homecoming_NN
parade_NN
._.
this_DT
is_BEZ
the_DT
fucnniest_NN
movie_NN
int_JJ
he_PP
history_NN
of_IN
the_DT
world_NN
._.
do_DO
yourself_PPX
a_DT
favor_NP
and_CC
go_VB
see_VB
it_PP
._.