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mpaa_???
:_:
not_XNOT
rated_VBN
(_)
though_CS
i_PP
feel_VB
it_PP
would_MD
likely_RB
be_BE
pg_NP
,_,
for_IN
martial-arts_NNS
violence_NN
._.
)_)
with_IN
three_CD
movies_NNS
already_RB
(_(
re_NP
)_)
released_JJ
theatrically_RB
in_IN
america_NP
,_,
and_CC
at_IN
least_DT
three_CD
more_DT
on_IN
their_PP$
way_NN
,_,
jackie_NP
chan_NP
is_BEZ
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
newest_JJS
"_"
hot_JJ
properties_NNS
"_"
in_IN
action_NN
adventure_NN
stardom_NN
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
just_RB
about_IN
time_NN
._.
for_IN
over_IN
twenty-five_CD
years_NNS
,_,
jackie_NP
's_POS
been_BEN
starring_CS
in_IN
martial_JJ
arts_NNS
and_CC
action_NN
movies_NNS
in_IN
hong_NP
kong_NP
,_,
thrilling_JJ
audiences_NNS
with_IN
both_PDT
an_DT
incredible_JJ
grasp_NN
of_IN
acrobatics_NN
and_CC
martial_JJ
arts_NNS
and_CC
a_DT
wonderful_JJ
sense_NN
of_IN
comedy_NN
._.
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
has_HVZ
the_DT
distinction_NN
of_IN
being_BEG
the_DT
first_OD
jackie_NP
chan_NP
movie_NN
to_IN
"_"
make_VB
it_PP
big_JJ
"_"
--this_NP
is_BEZ
the_DT
movie_NN
that_CS
supposedly_RB
set_VBN
jackie_NP
up_RP
for_IN
big_JJ
stardom_NN
in_IN
hong_NP
kong_NP
._.
i'm_???
not_XNOT
entirely_RB
sure_JJ
why_WRB
,_,
exactly_RB
._.
in_IN
many_DT
ways_NNS
,_,
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
is_BEZ
similar_JJ
to_TO
most_DT
of_IN
jackie_NP
's_POS
other_JJ
early_JJ
films_NNS
,_,
such_DT
as_IN
"_"
fearless_JJ
hyena_NNS
"_"
i_PP
and_CC
ii_CD
,_,
"_"
master_NN
with_IN
cracked_JJ
fingers_NNS
"_"
,_,
"_"
half_NN
a_DT
loaf_NN
of_IN
kung_???
fu_???
"_"
,_,
"_"
spiritual_JJ
kung_???
fu_???
"_"
,_,
and_CC
others_NNS
._.
in_IN
fact_NN
,_,
looking_VBG
at_IN
all_PDT
these_DT
early_JJ
films_NNS
together_RB
,_,
one_CD
gets_VBZ
the_DT
impression_NN
that_CS
they_PP
were_BED
stamped_VBN
out_RP
,_,
cookie-cutter_NN
style_NN
,_,
at_IN
a_DT
rate_NN
of_IN
four_CD
to_IN
six_CD
per_IN
year_NN
,_,
all_PDT
using_VBG
the_DT
same_DT
casts_NNS
and_CC
telling_VBG
very_RB
similar_JJ
stories_NNS
._.
to_IN
be_BE
honest_JJ
,_,
i_PP
think_VB
that_CS
early_JJ
jackie_NP
chan_NP
movies_NNS
are_BER
something_PN
of_IN
an_DT
acquired_VBN
taste_NN
._.
they're_???
quite_RB
different_JJ
from_IN
action_NN
movies_NNS
as_IN
we_PP
know_VB
them_PP
in_IN
america_NP
._.
these_DT
films_NNS
tend_VB
to_IN
be_BE
set_JJ
in_IN
the_DT
chinese_JJ
countryside_NN
in_IN
an_DT
indeterminate_JJ
period_NN
sometime_RB
in_IN
the_DT
distant_JJ
past_NN
,_,
with_IN
fairly_RB
slow_JJ
plots_NNS
that_CS
often_RB
meander_NN
far_RB
afield_RB
and_CC
sometimes_RB
seem_VB
to_IN
exist_VB
only_RB
for_IN
the_DT
intention_NN
of_IN
stringing_VBG
comedy_NN
and_CC
fight_NN
scenes_NNS
together_RB
._.
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
,_,
though_CS
its_PP$
plot_NN
is_BEZ
tighter_JJR
than_CS
some_DT
,_,
is_BEZ
no_DT
exception_NN
._.
(_)
as_CS
an_DT
aside_RB
,_,
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
was_BEDZ
the_DT
first_OD
jackie_NP
chan_NP
movie_NN
i_PP
ever_RB
saw_VBD
,_,
and_CC
i_PP
saw_VBD
it_PP
the_DT
way_NN
it_PP
was_BEDZ
meant_VBN
to_IN
be_BE
seen_VBN
._.
._.
._.
in_CD
a_DT
movie_NN
theater_NN
in_IN
seattle_JJ
,_,
as_CS
part_NN
of_IN
an_DT
asian_JJ
film_NN
festival_NN
._.
at_IN
the_DT
time_NN
,_,
i_PP
didn't_DOD
really_RB
think_VB
it_PP
was_BEDZ
anything_PN
special_JJ
._.
._.
._.
but_NP
after_IN
having_HVG
seen_VBN
more_DT
films_NNS
like_IN
it_PP
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
kind_NN
of_IN
grown_VBN
on_IN
me_PP
._.
)_)
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
's_BEZ
storyline_JJ
is_BEZ
very_RB
similar_JJ
to_IN
that_DT
of_IN
other_JJ
early_JJ
jackie_NP
chan_NP
movies_NNS
,_,
such_DT
as_IN
"_"
fearless_JJ
hyena_NNS
"_"
i_PP
and_CC
ii_CD
and_CC
"_"
master_NN
with_IN
cracked_JJ
fingers_NNS
"_"
--slacker_NN
martial_JJ
arts_NNS
student_NN
is_BEZ
taught_VBN
the_DT
martial_JJ
arts_NNS
by_IN
a_DT
harsh-seeming_NN
master_NN
,_,
and_CC
has_HVZ
a_DT
big_JJ
fight_NN
with_IN
an_DT
evil_JJ
bad_JJ
guy_NN
in_IN
the_DT
end_NN
(_(
a_DT
formula_NN
that_CS
has_HVZ
been_BEN
"_"
adapted_VBN
,_,
"_"
to_IN
put_VBN
it_NN
kindly_RB
,_,
by_IN
american_JJ
films_NNS
such_DT
as_IN
karate_JJ
kid_NN
)_)
._.
more_DT
specifically_RB
,_,
jackie_NP
chan_NP
plays_VBZ
the_DT
part_NN
of_IN
wong_???
fei-hong_JJ
,_,
aka_???
"_"
naughty_JJ
panther_NN
,_,
"_"
a_DT
fun-loving_JJ
,_,
practical-joking_VBG
kung_???
fu_???
student_NN
who_NP
is_BEZ
too_RB
good_JJ
at_IN
kung_???
fu_???
for_CS
his_PP$
own_DT
good_JJ
,_,
but_CC
not_XNOT
_quite__???
good_JJ
enough_DT
._.
after_IN
embarrassing_JJ
his_PP$
instructor_NN
's_POS
assistant_NN
by_IN
beating_VBG
him_PP
roundly_RB
,_,
then_RB
beating_VBG
up_RP
a_DT
bully_NN
in_IN
a_DT
marketplace_NN
,_,
wong_???
fei-hong_JJ
tries_NNS
to_IN
hit_NN
on_IN
a_DT
pretty_JJ
girl_NN
,_,
but_CC
discovers_VBZ
that_CS
she_PP
,_,
and_CC
her_PP$
mother_NN
,_,
can_MD
hit_VB
back_RP
,_,
better_NN
than_CS
he_PP
can_MD
._.
._.
._.
and_CC
is_BEZ
further_JJR
chagrinned_JJ
to_TO
discover_VB
that_DT
the_DT
two_CD
women_NNS
are_BER
his_PP$
cousin_NN
and_CC
aunt_NN
,_,
respectively_RB
._.
his_PP$
father_NN
,_,
wong_???
kei-ying_NN
,_,
is_BEZ
unhappy_JJ
about_IN
this_DT
,_,
and_CC
is_BEZ
further_JJR
annoyed_JJ
when_CS
the_DT
father_NN
and_CC
brother_NN
of_IN
the_DT
bully_NN
show_VB
up_RP
to_IN
sue_NP
for_IN
damages_NNS
._.
kei-ying_VBG
soon_RB
institutes_NNS
a_NN
harsh_JJ
regimen_NNS
of_IN
punishment_NN
,_,
which_WDT
fei-hong_JJ
does_DOZ
not_XNOT
like_VB
at_IN
all_PDT
._.
while_CS
escaping_JJ
from_IN
this_DT
punishment_NN
,_,
fei-hong_JJ
meets_VBZ
up_IN
with_IN
a_DT
drunken_JJ
old_JJ
man_NN
,_,
who_WP
proceeds_VBZ
to_IN
thrash_NP
him_PP
soundly_RB
,_,
then_RB
take_VB
him_PP
on_IN
as_CS
a_DT
student_NN
and_CC
thrash_NP
him_PP
some_DT
more_DT
._.
this_DT
turns_VBZ
out_RP
to_IN
be_BE
su_???
hua-chi_NP
,_,
a_DT
legendary_JJ
master_NN
of_IN
drunken-style_JJ
kung_???
fu_???
._.
he_PP
assigns_VBZ
fei-hong_JJ
a_DT
series_NN
of_IN
bizarre_JJ
tasks_NNS
,_,
such_DT
as_IN
filling_VBG
jugs_NNS
with_IN
water_NN
while_CS
hanging_VBG
upside_IN
down_IN
from_IN
a_DT
frame_NN
,_,
cracking_VBG
walnuts_NNS
with_IN
his_PP$
hands_NNS
,_,
and_CC
other_JJ
such_DT
exercises_NNS
,_,
that_CS
seem_VB
like_IN
more_DT
pointless_JJ
cruelty_NN
but_CC
are_BER
actually_RB
strengthening_VBG
him_PP
up_RP
._.
then_RB
,_,
when_CS
he_PP
's_BEZ
ready_JJ
,_,
he_PP
teaches_VBZ
him_PP
the_DT
seven_CD
styles_NNS
of_IN
drunken_JJ
kung_???
fu_???
._.
unfortunately_RB
,_,
the_DT
lazy_JJ
fei-hong_JJ
only_JJ
practices_NNS
six_CD
of_IN
them_PP
._.
._.
._.
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
features_NNS
some_DT
wonderful_JJ
martial_JJ
arts_NNS
sequences_NNS
,_,
with_IN
jackie_NP
winning_VBG
some_DT
fights_NNS
and_CC
losing_VBG
others_NNS
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
been_BEN
said_JJ
before_IN
,_,
but_CC
i'll_???
say_NN
it_PP
again--these_JJ
fights_NNS
don't_DO
just_RB
_happen__???
,_,
they're_???
as_CS
carefully_RB
choreographed_VBN
as_IN
any_DT
ballet_NN
performance_NN
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
shows_VBZ
._.
in_IN
his_PP$
fights_NNS
,_,
jackie_NP
often_RB
makes_VBZ
use_NN
of_IN
objects_NNS
found_VBN
in_IN
his_PP$
environment--_???
benches_NNS
,_,
jugs_NNS
,_,
cups_NNS
,_,
bowls_NNS
,_,
fruits_NNS
and_CC
vegetables--often_VB
in_IN
new_JJ
and_CC
surprising_JJ
ways_NNS
._.
the_DT
fight_NN
scenes_NNS
,_,
particularly_RB
those_DT
toward_IN
the_DT
end_NN
of_IN
the_DT
film_NN
,_,
are_BER
unparallelled_VBN
in_IN
most_DT
american_JJ
films_NNS
._.
whether_CS
jackie_NP
wins_VBZ
or_CC
loses_VBZ
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
really_RB
something_PN
to_IN
see_NN
._.
._.
._.
and_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
often_RB
as_IN
funny_JJ
as_CS
anything_PN
,_,
too_RB
._.
and_CC
funny_JJ
is_BEZ
the_DT
other_JJ
thing_NN
jackie_NP
chan_NP
is_BEZ
very_RB
,_,
very_RB
good_JJ
at_IN
._.
there_EX
's_BEZ
very_RB
little_JJ
that_CS
's_BEZ
new_JJ
in_IN
this_DT
movie--jackie_NN
winning_VBG
fights_NNS
,_,
jackie_NP
getting_VBG
beaten_JJ
badly_RB
by_IN
a_DT
master_NN
,_,
jackie_NP
going_VBG
through_IN
punishment_NN
or_CC
training_NN
._.
._.
._.
these_DT
schticks_NNS
have_HV
all_PDT
been_BEN
seen_VBN
before_IN
,_,
in_IN
any_DT
one_CD
of_IN
several_DT
dozen_NN
similar_JJ
jackie_NP
movies_NNS
from_IN
the_DT
seventies_CD
and_CC
early_JJ
eighties_CD
._.
but_CC
they're_???
still_JJ
hilarious_JJ
as_IN
ever_RB
._.
likewise_RB
,_,
jackie_NP
has_HVZ
a_DT
_great__???
supporting_JJ
cast_NN
,_,
many_DT
of_IN
whom_WP
were_BED
also_RB
in_IN
other_JJ
early_JJ
jackie_NP
films_NNS
,_,
and_CC
they're_???
often_RB
the_DT
source_NN
of_IN
plenty_PN
of_IN
hilarity_NN
on_IN
their_PP$
own_DT
._.
the_DT
really_RB
big_JJ
thing_NN
about_IN
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
,_,
though_CS
,_,
that_CS
inspired_VBN
several_DT
copycats_NNS
(_(
including_IN
a_DT
couple_NN
starring_VBG
jackie_NP
himself_NN
)_)
and_CC
a_DT
sequel_NN
fifteen_CD
years_NNS
later_RBR
,_,
was_BEDZ
the_DT
drunken-style_JJ
kung_???
fu_???
._.
i'm_???
not_XNOT
certain_JJ
whether_CS
or_CC
not_XNOT
this_DT
is_BEZ
actually_RB
a_DT
genuine_JJ
style_NN
of_IN
kung_???
fu_???
,_,
but_CC
the_DT
principle_NN
behind_IN
it_PP
is_BEZ
to_IN
imitate_VB
the_DT
wobbly_RB
movements_NNS
of_IN
a_DT
drunkard_NN
to_IN
lull_NN
the_DT
enemy_NN
into_IN
a_DT
false_JJ
sense_NN
of_IN
security_NN
._.
._.
._.
and_CC
it_PP
apparently_RB
helps_VBZ
if_CS
you're_???
drunk_JJ
while_NN
you're_???
doing_DOG
it_NN
._.
genuine_JJ
or_CC
not_XNOT
,_,
i_PP
have_HV
to_TO
admit_VB
,_,
there_RB
's_POS
just_JJ
something_PN
incredibly_RB
fun_JJ
about_IN
watching_VBG
a_DT
fellow_NN
who_WP
looks_VBZ
utterly_RB
sloshed_VBD
wading_JJ
into_IN
a_DT
group_NN
of_IN
startled_JJ
opponents_NNS
and_CC
making_VBG
mincemeat_NN
out_RP
of_IN
them_PP
before_IN
they_PP
even_RB
realize_VB
what_WDT
's_BEZ
going_VBG
on_IN
._.
come_VB
to_IN
think_NN
of_IN
it_PP
,_,
perhaps_RB
this_DT
element_NN
is_BEZ
what_WDT
accounts_NNS
for_IN
this_DT
film_NN
's_POS
success_NN
over_IN
any_DT
of_IN
the_DT
other_JJ
jackie_NP
films_NNS
._.
._.
._.
it_NN
's_POS
not_XNOT
just_JJ
martial_JJ
arts_NNS
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
the_DT
kind_NN
of_IN
martial_JJ
arts_NNS
that_CS
makes_VBZ
you_PP
stop_VB
and_CC
go_VB
,_,
"_"
whoa_???
._.
._.
._.
"_"
on_IN
the_DT
negative_JJ
side_NN
,_,
the_DT
cinematography_NN
in_IN
this_DT
film_NN
is_BEZ
nothing_PN
special_JJ
,_,
the_DT
film_NN
stock_NN
is_BEZ
rather_RB
primitive_JJ
,_,
the_DT
plot_NN
is_BEZ
often_RB
rather_RB
slow_JJ
,_,
and_CC
the_DT
subtitles_VBZ
are_BER
sometimes_RB
extremely_RB
hard_JJ
to_IN
read_VBD
against_IN
the_DT
background_NN
._.
"_"
gone_VBN
with_IN
the_DT
wind_NN
"_"
,_,
this_DT
isn't_BEZ
._.
still_RB
,_,
if_CS
you_PP
like_VB
martial_JJ
arts_NNS
films_NNS
,_,
or_CC
like_IN
what_WDT
you've_???
seen_VBN
so_CS
far_RB
of_IN
jackie_NP
chan_NP
and_CC
want_VB
to_IN
see_NN
more_DT
,_,
give_VB
it_PP
a_DT
shot_NN
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
much_DT
more_DT
"_"
real_JJ
"_"
than_CS
chuck_VB
norris_NP
or_CC
jean-claude_NN
van_NP
damme_NN
._.
you_PP
might_MD
very_RB
well_RB
like_IN
it_PP
._.
another_DT
interesting_JJ
thing_NN
about_IN
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
has_HVZ
to_TO
do_DO
with_IN
its_PP$
video_NN
availability_NN
in_IN
the_DT
us_NP
._.
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
is_BEZ
the_DT
only_RB
early_JJ
jackie_NP
chan_NP
movie_NN
that_CS
i_PP
know_VB
of_IN
that_DT
you_PP
can_MD
find_VB
in_IN
its_PP$
original_JJ
,_,
letterboxed_JJ
,_,
hong_NP
kong_NP
subtitled_VBD
form_NN
,_,
commercially_RB
available_JJ
on_IN
vhs_???
(_)
from_IN
magnum_NN
video_NN
,_,
in_IN
a_DT
gold_NN
box_NN
,_,
for_IN
about_IN
$_???
10_CD
)_(
._.
there_EX
are_BER
plenty_PN
of_IN
other_JJ
early_JJ
jackie_NP
films_NNS
around_IN
,_,
but_CC
these_DT
are_BER
typically_RB
either_RB
in_IN
dubbed_VBN
,_,
pan-and-scanned_VBD
form_NN
or_CC
else_RB
import_NN
tapes_NNS
priced_VBN
for_IN
rental_NN
instead_RB
of_IN
purchase_NN
._.
thankfully_RB
,_,
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
,_,
at_IN
least_DT
,_,
is_BEZ
available_JJ
in_IN
the_DT
aspect_NN
ratio_NN
in_IN
which_WDT
it_PP
was_BEDZ
meant_VBN
to_IN
be_BE
seen_VBN
,_,
at_IN
a_DT
very_RB
affordable_JJ
price_NN
._.
if_CS
you_PP
like_VB
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
,_,
take_VB
a_DT
look_NN
at_IN
the_DT
numerous_JJ
other_JJ
early_JJ
jackie_NP
chan_NP
films_NNS
that_CS
are_BER
out_RP
there_EX
(_(
even_JJ
the_DT
dubbed_VBN
ones_NNS
aren't_BER
really_RB
_too__???
bad_JJ
._.
._.
._.
if_NN
nothing_PN
else_RB
,_,
you_PP
can_MD
enjoy_VB
the_DT
martial_JJ
arts_NNS
choreography_NN
while_CS
making_VBG
fun_NN
of_IN
the_DT
dialogue_NN
)_)
._.
i_PP
particularly_RB
recommend_VB
"_"
spiritual_JJ
kung_???
fu_???
"_"
,_,
"_"
half_NN
a_DT
loaf_NN
of_IN
kung_???
fu_???
"_"
,_,
the_DT
"_"
fearless_JJ
hyena_NNS
"_"
movies_NNS
,_,
and_CC
"_"
snake_NN
&_???
crane_NN
arts_NNS
of_IN
shaolin_NP
"_"
._.
also_RB
,_,
the_DT
mostly-unrelated-storywise_NN
sequel_NN
,_,
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
ii_CD
"_"
,_,
will_MD
hit_VB
theaters_NNS
in_IN
american_JJ
release_NN
sometime_RB
later_RBR
this_DT
year_NN
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though_CS
what_WDT
its_PP$
american-release_NN
title_NN
will_MD
be_BE
is_BEZ
still_JJ
uncertain_JJ
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and_CC
comes_VBZ
_highly__???
recommended_JJ
by_IN
this_DT
reviewer_NN
._.
also_RB
,_,
for_IN
a_DT
rather_RB
different_JJ
interpretation_NN
of_IN
the_DT
character_NN
wong_???
fei-hong_NP
(_)
who_WP
is_BEZ
in_IN
fact_NN
a_DT
popular_JJ
figure_NN
from_IN
chinese_JJ
folklore_NN
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,_,
i've_???
been_BEN
told_VBD
to_TO
suggest_VB
the_DT
"_"
once_RB
upon_IN
a_DT
time_NN
in_IN
china_NP
"_"
series_NN
starring_VBG
jet_NN
li_NP
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though_CS
i_PP
haven't_HV
personally_RB
seen_VBN
any_DT
of_IN
them_PP
yet_RB
)_)
._.
if_CS
you_PP
choose_VB
to_TO
watch_VB
"_"
drunken_JJ
master_NN
"_"
,_,
i_PP
really_RB
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you_PP
enjoy_VB
it_PP
,_,
and_CC
i_PP
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it_PP
starts_VBZ
to_IN
open_JJ
your_PP$
eyes_NNS
to_IN
the_DT
wonderful_JJ
world_NN
of_IN
asian_JJ
cinema_NN
that_CS
's_BEZ
out_RP
there_RB
._.
all_PDT
in_IN
all_PDT
,_,
i_PP
give_VB
this_DT
film_NN
an_DT
._.
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