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based_VBN
on_IN
the_DT
boris_NP
karloff_NN
's_POS
classic_JJ
by_IN
the_DT
same_DT
name_NN
,_,
the_DT
mummy_NN
starts_VBZ
off_IN
with_IN
the_DT
high-priest_NN
of_IN
osiris_NP
,_,
imhotep_NP
,_,
who_WP
murders_NNS
the_DT
pharoah_???
for_IN
his_PP$
mistress_NN
and_CC
is_BEZ
punished_VBN
by_IN
being_BEG
mummified_JJ
in_IN
the_DT
most_DT
horrifying_JJ
way_NN
possible_JJ
--_???
bandaged_JJ
up_IN
,_,
having_HVG
his_PP$
tongue_NN
removed_VBN
,_,
and_CC
being_BEG
covered_VBN
in_IN
flesh-eating_VBG
scarab_NN
beetles_NNS
,_,
then_RB
entombed_VBN
._.
._.
._.
all_PDT
while_CS
still_RB
alive_JJ
._.
recap_NN
a_DT
few_DT
thousand_NN
years_NNS
later_RBR
,_,
where_CS
a_DT
soldier_NN
named_VBN
rick_NP
(_(
played_VBD
by_IN
brandan_NP
fraser_NP
)_)
aids_NNS
a_DT
young_JJ
historian_NN
named_VBN
evelyn_NP
(_(
played_VBD
by_IN
rachel_NP
wiesz_???
)_(
and_CC
her_PP$
brother_NN
,_,
jonathan_NP
(_(
played_VBD
by_IN
john_NP
hannah_NP
)_)
in_IN
finding_VBG
the_DT
book_NN
of_IN
amon_???
ra_NN
,_,
in_IN
the_DT
process_NN
inadvertently_RB
freeing_VBG
the_DT
mummy_NN
._.
problem_NN
is_BEZ
that_CS
the_DT
mummy_NN
wants_VBZ
to_IN
revive_VB
his_PP$
mistress_NN
,_,
using_VBG
evelyn_NP
as_IN
a_DT
sacrifice_NN
._.
._.
._.
walking_NN
in_IN
with_IN
relatively_RB
low_JJ
expectations_NNS
,_,
i_PP
thought_VBD
this_DT
movie_NN
was_BEDZ
actually_RB
pretty_JJ
good_JJ
._.
the_DT
visuals_NNS
and_CC
cgi_???
are_BER
astounding_VBG
,_,
and_CC
obviously_RB
not_XNOT
cheaply_RB
done_DON
at_IN
all_RB
._.
they_PP
pack_VB
a_DT
ton_NN
of_IN
detail_NN
into_IN
the_DT
images_NNS
,_,
especially_RB
during_IN
scenes_NNS
involving_VBG
mummies_NNS
rendered_VBN
completely_RB
by_IN
cgi_???
._.
the_DT
computer_NN
special_JJ
effects_NNS
makes_VBZ
for_IN
some_DT
brilliant_JJ
scenes_NNS
,_,
such_DT
as_IN
unnerving_VBG
moments_NNS
involving_VBG
flesh-eating_NN
scarab_NN
beetles_NNS
and_CC
moments_NNS
where_CS
the_DT
mummy_NN
goes_VBZ
after_IN
the_DT
people_NN
who_WP
freed_VBD
him_PP
(_(
after_CS
all_RB
,_,
those_DT
who_WP
took_VBD
his_PP$
artifacts_NNS
are_BER
cursed_VBD
)_(
._.
unfortunately_RB
,_,
the_DT
film_NN
attempts_NNS
to_IN
be_BE
way_NN
too_RB
much_RB
in_IN
such_DT
a_DT
short_JJ
span_NN
of_IN
time_NN
,_,
becoming_VBG
a_DT
tug_NN
of_IN
war_NN
for_IN
control_NN
between_IN
genres_NNS
._.
on_IN
one_CD
hand_NN
,_,
it_PP
is_BEZ
a_DT
fast_JJ
paced_VBD
action_NN
film_NN
._.
on_IN
the_DT
other_JJ
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
a_DT
frightening_JJ
horror_NN
film_NN
._.
and_CC
on_IN
the_DT
side_NN
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
a_DT
hilarious_JJ
comedy_NN
._.
ideally_RB
,_,
for_IN
it_PP
to_IN
be_BE
successful_JJ
,_,
the_DT
film_NN
would_MD
have_HV
to_TO
focus_VB
on_IN
one_CD
the_DT
more_DT
action_NN
oriented_VBN
aspect_NN
,_,
with_IN
one_CD
character_NN
serving_VBG
as_IN
the_DT
comic_NN
relief_NN
(_(
that_CS
would_MD
be_BE
johnson_NP
)_(
._.
the_DT
problem_NN
with_IN
this_DT
film_NN
is_BEZ
that_CS
it_PP
has_HVZ
at_IN
least_DT
three_CD
characters_NNS
serving_VBG
as_IN
comic_NN
relief_NN
,_,
with_IN
rick_NP
occasionally_RB
delivering_VBG
his_PP$
witty_JJ
one-liner_NN
._.
if_CS
they_PP
were_BED
trying_VBG
to_IN
make_NN
a_DT
horror-action-comedy_NN
,_,
it_PP
would_MD
have_HV
helped_VBN
if_CS
it_PP
were_BED
established_VBN
early_JJ
on_IN
in_IN
the_DT
film_NN
,_,
but_CC
unfortunately_RB
,_,
with_IN
the_DT
backstory_NN
of_IN
imhotep_NP
's_POS
entombment_NN
,_,
that_CS
would_MD
be_BE
impossible_JJ
._.
and_CC
then_RB
there_EX
's_BEZ
the_DT
slapstick_NN
fight_NN
scene_NN
between_IN
a_DT
sword-wielding_NN
rick_NP
and_CC
an_DT
army_NN
of_IN
mummies_NNS
._.
while_CS
really_RB
well_RB
done_DON
,_,
it_PP
had_HVD
the_DT
feel_NN
of_IN
slapstick_NP
comedy_NN
._.
replace_VB
the_DT
sword_NN
with_IN
a_DT
chainsaw_NN
and_CC
you'd_???
effectively_RB
have_HV
ash_NP
fighting_NN
zombies_NNS
in_IN
army_NN
of_IN
darkness_NN
._.
while_CS
entertaining_JJ
and_CC
funny_JJ
,_,
it_PP
feels_VBZ
really_RB
out_RP
of_IN
place_NN
._.
but_CC
at_IN
least_DT
it_PP
's_BEZ
a_DT
break_NN
from_IN
the_DT
naive_JJ
heroes_NNS
that_CS
brendan_NP
fraser_NP
has_HVZ
been_BEN
playing_VBG
a_DT
lot_NN
of_IN
._.
on_IN
the_DT
whole_JJ
,_,
the_DT
movie_NN
is_BEZ
pure_JJ
popcorn_NN
fare_NN
from_IN
beginning_NN
to_IN
end_NN
,_,
entertaining_JJ
the_DT
audience_NN
._.
but_CC
i_PP
must_MD
end_VB
my_PP$
review_NN
with_IN
a_DT
plea_NN
to_IN
movie_NN
theatre_NN
owners_NNS
._.
._.
._.
turn_NN
the_DT
sound_NN
down_IN
!_!
while_CS
a_DT
lot_NN
of_IN
theatres_NNS
have_HV
good_JJ
sound_NN
systems_NNS
,_,
my_PP$
ears_NNS
were_BED
almost_RB
ringing_VBG
as_IN
i_PP
walked_VBD
out_RP
of_IN
the_DT
theatre_NN
(_(
the_DT
sound_NN
is_BEZ
particularly_RB
irritating_JJ
and_CC
will_MD
make_VB
you_PP
crap_NN
your_PP$
pants_NNS
if_CS
you're_???
not_XNOT
careful_JJ
)_)
._.
when_CS
they_PP
were_BED
showing_VBG
the_DT
trailer_NN
for_IN
the_DT
upcoming_NN
schwarzenegger_NP
film_NN
,_,
"_"
end_NN
of_IN
days_NNS
"_"
,_,
it_PP
was_BEDZ
so_RB
loud_JJ
i_PP
couldn't_MD
make_VB
anything_PN
out_RP
._.