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"_"
very_RB
bad_JJ
things_NNS
,_,
"_"
is_BEZ
the_DT
most_DT
delightfully_RB
morbid_JJ
film_NN
of_IN
the_DT
year_NN
,_,
a_DT
movie_NN
that_CS
goes_VBZ
so_RB
far_RB
over_IN
the_DT
deep_JJ
end_NN
with_IN
its_PP$
outrageousness_NN
and_CC
violence_NN
that_CS
i_PP
couldn't_MD
help_VB
but_CC
be_BE
won_VBN
over_IN
by_IN
the_DT
material_NN
._.
the_DT
film_NN
starts_VBZ
off_IN
with_IN
five_CD
friends_NNS
leaving_VBG
their_PP$
homes_NNS
in_IN
los_NP
angeles_NP
for_IN
a_DT
bachelor_NN
party_NN
in_IN
las_NP
vegas_NP
._.
the_DT
groom-to-be_???
is_BEZ
kyle_???
fisher_NP
(_)
jon_NP
favreau_NN
)_)
,_,
who_WP
is_BEZ
about_IN
to_IN
be_BE
married_JJ
to_TO
the_DT
controlling_JJ
,_,
wedding-obsessed_JJ
laura_NN
(_(
cameron_NP
diaz_???
)_(
._.
the_DT
other_JJ
friends_NNS
are_BER
real_JJ
estate_NN
agent_NN
robert_NP
boyd_NP
(_(
christian_JJ
slater_NP
)_)
,_,
quiet_JJ
charles_NP
(_(
leland_NP
orser_NN
)_)
,_,
and_CC
brothers_NNS
,_,
michael_NP
(_(
jeremy_NP
piven_NP
)_)
and_CC
family_NN
man_NN
adam_NP
(_(
daniel_NP
stern_NP
)_)
._.
after_IN
a_DT
wild_JJ
night_NN
of_IN
gambling_NN
,_,
boozing_VBG
,_,
and_CC
drugs_NNS
,_,
a_DT
stripper_NN
(_(
carla_???
scott_NP
)_)
who_WP
was_BEDZ
paid_VBN
for_IN
by_IN
robert_NP
comes_VBZ
into_IN
their_PP$
hotel_NN
room_NN
,_,
but_CC
after_IN
a_DT
freak_NN
accident_NN
,_,
to_IN
everyone_PN
's_POS
terror_NN
,_,
she_PP
is_BEZ
killed_VBN
._.
as_CS
robert_NP
puts_VBZ
it_PP
:_:
"_"
there_EX
are_BER
two_CD
options_NNS
:_:
go_VB
to_IN
the_DT
police_NNS
and_CC
go_VB
to_IN
prison_NN
,_,
or_CC
bury_NP
her_PP$
out_RP
in_CD
the_DT
desert_NN
where_CS
no_DT
one_CD
will_MD
ever_RB
find_VB
her_PP$
._.
"_"
after_IN
a_DT
security_NN
guard_NN
enters_VBZ
into_IN
the_DT
hotel_NN
room_NN
unexpectantly_RB
and_CC
sees_VBZ
the_DT
body_NN
,_,
robert_NP
is_BEZ
forced_VBN
to_IN
kill_NN
him_PP
as_CS
well_RB
._.
"_"
okay_RB
,_,
there_EX
is_BEZ
only_RB
one_CD
option_NN
now_RB
._.
you_PP
can_MD
forget_VB
about_IN
calling_VBG
the_DT
police_NNS
,_,
"_"
he_PP
says_VBZ
._.
by_IN
the_DT
time_NN
the_DT
five_CD
friends_NNS
return_NN
home_NN
and_CC
as_IN
the_DT
wedding_NN
draws_VBZ
nearer_IN
,_,
most_DT
of_IN
them_PP
are_BER
overcome_VBN
with_IN
guilt_NN
,_,
which_WDT
sets_VBZ
off_IN
an_DT
even_RB
more_RBR
elaborate_JJ
series_NN
of_IN
event_NN
,_,
that_CS
includes_VBZ
much_DT
,_,
much_DT
more_DT
murder_NN
,_,
double-crosses_NNS
,_,
and_CC
the_DT
inevitable_JJ
wedding_NN
from_IN
hell_NN
._.
"_"
very_RB
bad_JJ
things_NNS
,_,
"_"
which_WDT
is_BEZ
actor_NN
peter_NP
berg_NP
's_POS
feature_NN
film_NN
directing_VBG
debut_NN
,_,
is_BEZ
the_DT
shockingly_RB
perverse_JJ
and_CC
wicked_JJ
comedy_NN
that_CS
,_,
"_"
there_EX
's_BEZ
something_PN
about_IN
mary_NP
,_,
"_"
wanted_VBD
to_IN
be_BE
._.
it_PP
pulls_VBZ
out_RP
all_PDT
the_DT
stops_NNS
to_IN
create_VB
something_PN
fresh_JJ
,_,
original_JJ
,_,
and_CC
hilarious_JJ
,_,
even_RB
if_CS
that_DT
requires_VBZ
surprisingly_RB
graphic_JJ
violence_NN
,_,
gore_NP
,_,
and_CC
a_DT
slew_???
of_IN
truly_RB
hateful_JJ
characters_NNS
that_CS
all_PDT
get_VB
what_WDT
they_PP
deserve_VB
by_IN
the_DT
end_NN
._.
the_DT
screenplay_NN
,_,
also_RB
written_VBN
by_IN
berg_NP
,_,
is_BEZ
,_,
to_IN
put_NN
it_PP
mildly_RB
,_,
very_RB
funny_JJ
and_CC
courageous_JJ
._.
during_IN
the_DT
second_NN
act_NN
of_IN
the_DT
film_NN
,_,
some_DT
of_IN
the_DT
fun_NN
was_BEDZ
beginning_VBG
to_IN
slightly_RB
dwindle_NN
due_JJ
to_IN
so_RB
much_DT
death_NN
,_,
which_WDT
was_BEDZ
beginning_VBG
to_IN
undermine_VB
the_DT
humor_NN
,_,
but_CC
it_PP
eventually_RB
recouped_VBD
itself_PPX
with_IN
a_DT
climax_NN
that_CS
has_HVZ
to_TO
be_BE
seen_VBN
to_IN
be_BE
believed_VBD
._.
the_DT
dialogue_NN
is_BEZ
edgy_???
and_CC
inventive_JJ
,_,
and_CC
this_DT
film_NN
proves_VBZ
that_CS
a_DT
movie_NN
doesn't_DOZ
necessarily_RB
require_VB
likable_JJ
character_NN
to_IN
be_BE
extremely_RB
enjoyable_JJ
._.
there_EX
's_BEZ
more_DT
fun_NN
,_,
i_PP
think_VB
,_,
in_IN
showing_VBG
ignorable_JJ
people_NN
getting_VBG
their_PP$
just_RB
desserts_JJ
._.
cameron_NP
diaz_???
gives_VBZ
her_PP$
best_JJS
performance_NN
to_IN
date_NN
here_RB
,_,
and_CC
has_HVZ
a_DT
lot_NN
of_IN
fun_NN
in_IN
playing_VBG
the_DT
hateful_JJ
laura_NN
,_,
who_WP
eventually_RB
turns_VBZ
out_RP
to_IN
be_BE
more_DT
crazy_JJ
than_CS
any_DT
of_IN
the_DT
five_CD
male_JJ
friends_NNS
._.
diaz_???
puts_VBZ
so_RB
much_DT
overblown_JJ
energy_NN
to_IN
her_PP$
character_NN
that_CS
i_PP
really_RB
do_DO
think_VB
she_PP
deserves_VBZ
a_DT
supporting_JJ
actress_NN
oscar_NP
nomination_NN
come_VB
next_OD
january_NP
._.
by_IN
the_DT
time_NN
she_PP
is_BEZ
beating_VBG
someone_PN
to_IN
death_NN
with_IN
a_DT
coat_NN
hanger_NN
,_,
and_CC
reciting_VBG
lines_NNS
like_IN
,_,
"_"
stuff_NN
him_PP
in_IN
the_DT
crapper_NN
and_CC
get_VB
your_PP$
ass_NN
upstairs_RB
,_,
"_"
i_PP
couldn't_MD
help_VB
but_CC
crack_VB
up_RP
at_IN
how_WRB
"_"
balls-to-the-wall_NP
"_"
this_DT
film_NN
had_HVD
become_VBN
._.
jeanne_NP
tripplehorn_NP
creates_VBZ
another_DT
character_NN
original_JJ
,_,
as_CS
daniel_NP
stern_NP
's_POS
wife_NN
,_,
who_WP
late_RB
in_IN
the_DT
picture_NN
,_,
we_PP
discover_VB
,_,
is_BEZ
a_DT
tough_JJ
kick-boxer_???
that_CS
should_MD
not_XNOT
be_BE
messed_VBN
around_IN
with_IN
._.
it_PP
is_BEZ
at_IN
this_DT
level_NN
that_CS
,_,
"_"
very_RB
bad_JJ
things_NNS
,_,
"_"
was_BEDZ
so_RB
entertaining_JJ
and_CC
surprising_JJ
._.
just_RB
when_CS
you_PP
thought_VBD
you_PP
could_MD
predict_VB
what_WDT
was_BEDZ
going_VBG
to_IN
happen_VB
,_,
there_RB
would_MD
be_BE
a_DT
little_JJ
twist_NN
involving_VBG
the_DT
characters_NNS
that_CS
would_MD
be_BE
absolutely_RB
wacky_JJ
._.
the_DT
last_OD
sequence_NN
was_BEDZ
perfect_JJ
and_CC
managed_VBD
to_TO
go_VB
even_RB
further_JJR
over-the-top_NN
._.
although_CS
i_PP
enjoyed_VBD
the_DT
film_NN
immensely_RB
,_,
let_VB
me_PP
make_VB
this_DT
clear_JJ
:_:
"_"
very_RB
bad_JJ
things_NNS
,_,
"_"
is_BEZ
not_XNOT
a_DT
movie_NN
for_IN
everyone_PN
._.
it_PP
is_BEZ
more_DT
tasteless_NN
than_CS
anything_PN
i_PP
have_HV
ever_RB
seen_VBN
,_,
it_PP
is_BEZ
more_DT
violent_JJ
and_CC
bloody_JJ
than_CS
a_DT
r-rated_VBN
film_NN
usually_RB
is_BEZ
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
is_BEZ
offensive_JJ
._.
luckily_RB
,_,
these_DT
are_BER
elements_NNS
that_CS
i_PP
would_MD
prefer_VB
in_IN
a_DT
comedy_NN
,_,
since_CS
it_PP
clearly_RB
shows_VBZ
the_DT
filmmakers_NNS
were_BED
set_VBN
on_IN
making_VBG
a_DT
no-holds-barred_JJ
,_,
politically_RB
incorrect_JJ
comedy_NN
._.
the_DT
fact_NN
that_CS
this_DT
film_NN
slipped_VBD
through_IN
the_DT
cracks_NNS
of_IN
the_DT
usually_RB
mainstream_JJ
and_CC
"_"
safe_JJ
"_"
wide-releases_NNS
coming_VBG
out_RP
lately_RB
,_,
still_RB
gives_VBZ
me_PP
hope_VB
for_IN
the_DT
hollywood_NP
film_NN
industry_NN
._.
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