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part_NN
one_CD
of_IN
"_"
the_DT
strangest_JJS
movies_NNS
ever_RB
made_VBN
"_"
series_NN
at_IN
www_???
._.
mediajunkies_NN
._.
com_NN
by_IN
scott_NP
watson_NP
[_???
light_NN
spoilers_NNS
,_,
nothing_PN
you_PP
shouldn't_???
read_VB
]_???
existenz_JJ
has_HVZ
been_BEN
called_VBN
"_"
a_DT
gooey_NN
matrix_NN
"_"
,_,
and_CC
while_CS
this_DT
is_BEZ
a_DT
correct_JJ
description_NN
in_IN
some_DT
ways_NNS
,_,
in_IN
others_NNS
it_PP
is_BEZ
completely_RB
off_IN
._.
the_DT
only_JJ
thing_NN
the_DT
two_CD
films_NNS
have_HV
in_IN
common_JJ
is_BEZ
the_DT
idea_NN
of_IN
a_DT
virtual_JJ
reality_NN
that_CS
is_BEZ
indistinguishable_JJ
from_IN
normal_JJ
,_,
"_"
real_JJ
"_"
reality_NN
._.
a_DT
major_JJ
difference_NN
is_BEZ
that_CS
"_"
the_DT
matrix_NN
"_"
has_HVZ
a_DT
base_NN
reality_NN
that_CS
is_BEZ
obviously_RB
the_DT
true_JJ
reality_NN
,_,
while_CS
existenz_NP
does_DOZ
the_DT
impossible_JJ
and_CC
makes_VBZ
us_PP
accept_VB
the_DT
most_DT
bizarre_JJ
reality_NN
ever_RB
as_IN
true_JJ
._.
and_CC
oh_UH
what_WDT
a_DT
reality_NN
it_PP
is_BEZ
._.
david_NP
cronenberg_NP
has_HVZ
shown_VBN
us_PP
before_IN
that_DT
he_PP
knows_VBZ
how_WRB
to_TO
create_VB
strange_JJ
movies_NNS
(_(
naked_JJ
lunch_NN
,_,
crash_NN
)_)
,_,
but_CC
this_DT
one_CD
is_BEZ
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
strangest_JJS
._.
maybe_RB
it_PP
's_BEZ
because_CS
of_IN
how_WRB
the_DT
mundane_JJ
is_BEZ
mixed_JJ
with_IN
the_DT
bizarre_JJ
._.
technology_NN
is_BEZ
organic_JJ
,_,
but_CC
only_RB
some_DT
of_IN
it_PP
._.
cars_NNS
are_BER
normal_JJ
._.
gas_NN
stations_NNS
are_BER
the_DT
same_DT
._.
cell_NN
phones_NNS
are_BER
glowing_JJ
bug_NN
like_IN
appendages_NNS
._.
you_PP
jack_NP
into_IN
a_DT
virtual_JJ
reality_NN
game_NN
using_VBG
a_DT
quivering_JJ
pink_JJ
gooey_NN
animal_NN
like_IN
apparatus_NN
(_(
referred_VBN
to_IN
simply_RB
as_CS
a_DT
"_"
pod_NN
"_"
)_)
._.
high_JJ
technology_NN
has_HVZ
been_BEN
replaced_VBN
with_IN
organic_JJ
creatures_NNS
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
provides_VBZ
a_DT
truly_RB
surreal_NN
setting_NN
for_IN
the_DT
characters_NNS
._.
a_DT
famous_JJ
game_NN
designer_NN
,_,
allegra_???
geller_NP
(_)
a_DT
fine_JJ
looking_VBG
jennifer_JJR
jason_NP
leigh_NP
)_)
,_,
flees_NNS
a_DT
demonstration_NN
of_IN
her_PP$
latest_JJS
game_NN
,_,
existenz_NP
,_,
after_IN
an_DT
assassination_NN
attempt_NN
._.
she_PP
is_BEZ
on_IN
the_DT
run_NN
(_(
from_IN
who_NP
,_,
i'm_???
still_JJ
not_XNOT
sure_JJ
)_)
,_,
and_CC
has_HVZ
to_TO
save_VB
her_PP$
pod_NN
by_IN
playing_VBG
her_PP$
game_NN
with_IN
"_"
someone_PN
friendly_JJ
"_"
._.
that_CS
someone_PN
friendly_JJ
is_BEZ
her_PP$
dubious_JJ
companion_NN
and_CC
security_NN
guard_NN
,_,
ted_NP
pikul_???
(_(
jude_NP
law_NN
)_)
._.
unfortunately_RB
he_PP
is_BEZ
lacking_VBG
a_DT
fundamental_JJ
requirement_NN
for_IN
playing_VBG
,_,
a_DT
bioport_NN
._.
sort_NN
of_IN
a_DT
hole_NN
in_IN
your_PP$
spine_NN
(_(
ok_RB
,_,
exactly_RB
like_IN
a_DT
hole_NN
in_IN
your_PP$
spine_NN
)_)
,_,
a_DT
bioport_NN
allows_VBZ
you_PP
to_TO
plug_VB
the_DT
vaguely_RB
entrail-looking_VBG
wires_NNS
from_IN
the_DT
pod_NN
into_IN
you_PP
,_,
allowing_VBG
you_PP
to_IN
play_NN
the_DT
game_NN
._.
luckily_RB
a_DT
bioport_NN
can_MD
be_BE
installed_VBN
easily_RB
(_(
they_PP
install_VB
them_PP
in_IN
malls_NNS
)_)
,_,
so_RB
off_IN
they_PP
go_VB
to_TO
get_VB
one_CD
._.
after_IN
a_DT
crazy_JJ
series_NN
of_IN
events_NNS
at_IN
the_DT
local_JJ
country_NN
gas_NN
station_NN
,_,
they_PP
are_BER
able_JJ
to_TO
plug_VB
in_IN
and_CC
play_VB
existenz_NP
._.
the_DT
plot_NN
itself_PPX
is_BEZ
a_DT
surreal_NN
melding_NN
of_IN
conspiracies_NNS
,_,
reality_NN
distortion_NN
,_,
chinese_JJ
restaurants_NNS
,_,
and_CC
multi_JJ
appendaged_JJ
amphibian_JJ
things_NNS
(_(
"_"
it_PP
's_BEZ
a_DT
sign_NN
of_IN
the_DT
times_NNS
"_"
)_)
._.
but_CC
the_DT
plot_NN
,_,
while_CS
cohesive_JJ
in_IN
it_PP
's_BEZ
own_DT
creepy_JJ
way_NN
is_BEZ
secondary_JJ
to_TO
just_RB
trying_JJ
to_IN
figure_NN
out_RP
what_WDT
the_DT
hell_NN
is_BEZ
going_VBG
on_IN
in_IN
this_DT
universe_NN
._.
cronenberg_NP
just_RB
slaps_VBZ
this_DT
weird_JJ
organic-tech_NN
world_NN
into_IN
the_DT
viewers_NNS
lap_NN
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
up_RP
to_TO
you_PP
to_TO
figure_VB
out_RP
how_WRB
all_PDT
these_DT
things_NNS
work_NN
._.
and_CC
that_CS
's_NNS
the_DT
true_JJ
joy_NN
of_IN
this_DT
film_NN
,_,
entering_VBG
the_DT
vaguely_RB
nightmarish_JJ
world_NN
in_IN
which_WDT
existenz_NP
takes_VBZ
place_NN
._.
you_PP
learn_VB
a_DT
little_JJ
bit_NN
piece_NN
by_IN
piece_NN
(_(
oh_UH
,_,
they_PP
make_VB
pods_NNS
out_RP
of_IN
those_DT
)_)
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
just_RB
enough_RB
to_IN
get_VB
you_PP
to_IN
accept_VB
the_DT
world_NN
that_CS
is_BEZ
presented_VBN
to_IN
you_PP
._.
there_RB
are_BER
all_RB
kinds_NNS
of_IN
twists_NNS
and_CC
turns_VBZ
as_CS
the_DT
characters_NNS
wander_VB
around_IN
,_,
including_IN
a_DT
fantastic_JJ
scene_NN
in_IN
a_DT
chinese_JJ
restaurant_NN
that_CS
will_MD
leave_VB
you_PP
trying_VBG
to_IN
assemble_VB
something_PN
out_RP
of_IN
your_PP$
moo_???
goo_???
gai_???
pan_NN
for_IN
months_NNS
afterwards_RB
._.
also_RB
the_DT
bioports_NNS
are_BER
occasionally_RB
used_VBN
for_IN
things_NNS
other_JJ
than_CS
porting_VBG
into_IN
existenz_NP
,_,
the_DT
specifics_NNS
of_IN
which_WDT
i_PP
will_MD
leave_VB
for_IN
you_PP
to_IN
discover_VB
._.
there_EX
's_BEZ
lots_PN
of_IN
little_DT
things_NNS
that_CS
set_VB
off_IN
the_DT
weird-o-meter_NN
,_,
like_IN
the_DT
little_JJ
tiny_JJ
pods_NNS
that_CS
you_PP
can_MD
buy_VB
in_IN
the_DT
video_NN
game_NN
store_NN
,_,
the_DT
two_CD
headed_VBD
amphibian_JJ
creature_NN
,_,
and_CC
why_WRB
that_DT
guy_NN
at_IN
the_DT
gas_NN
station_NN
's_POS
name_NN
appears_VBZ
to_IN
be_BE
"_"
gas_NN
"_"
._.
it_PP
all_PDT
adds_VBZ
up_RP
to_IN
a_DT
supremely_RB
far_JJ
out_RP
trip_NN
,_,
and_CC
given_VBN
the_DT
choice_NN
i_PP
think_VB
i_PP
would_MD
rather_RB
live_VB
in_IN
the_DT
matrix_NN
's_POS
virtual_JJ
world_NN
._.
._.
._.
oh_UH
wait_VB
,_,
i_PP
already_RB
do_DO
._.