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._.
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"_"
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/_SYM
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,_,
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,_,
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._.
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._.
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._.
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"_"
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._.
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it_PP
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touch_NN
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._.
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black_JJ
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me_PP
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does_DOZ
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sound_NN
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?_?
)_)
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,_,
etc_RB
._.
(_)
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those_DT
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,_,
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new_JJ
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to_TO
high_RB
society_NN
,_,
what_WDT
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's_BEZ
life_NN
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to_TO
boy_NN
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._.
okay_RB
,_,
that_CS
one_CD
was_BEDZ
pretty_RB
pathetic_JJ
._.
)_)
few_DT
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,_,
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very_RB
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comic_NN
book_NN
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,_,
while_CS
not_XNOT
honest-politician-rare_NP
,_,
very_RB
hard_JJ
to_IN
find_NN
._.
this_DT
was_BEDZ
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the_DT
release_NN
of_IN
the_DT
high-grossing_NN
batman_NN
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,_,
and_CC
it_PP
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jones_NP
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chris_NP
o'donnell_NP
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being_NN
considered_VBN
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the_DT
roles_NNS
(_(
in_IN
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comic_NN
book_NN
,_,
there_EX
were_BED
no_DT
black_JJ
men_NNS
in_IN
black_JJ
._.
kind_NN
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weird_JJ
,_,
huh_UH
?_?
)_(
all_PDT
i_NN
can_MD
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,_,
thank_VB
god_NN
they_PP
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chris_NP
o'donnell_NP
._.
i_PP
know_VB
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only_RB
person_NN
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's_BEZ
an_DT
annoying_NN
,_,
preppie_NN
little_JJ
snot_???
._.
._.
._.
sorry_JJ
._.
my_PP$
apologies_NNS
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o'donnell_NP
fans_NNS
._.
i_PP
actually_RB
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7th_CD
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was_BEDZ
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buy_NN
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comics_NNS
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him_PP
,_,
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movie_NN
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big_JJ
hit_NN
,_,
it_PP
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drive_VB
up_RP
the_DT
price_NN
of_IN
the_DT
comics_NNS
rather_RB
nicely_RB
._.
he_PP
decided_VBD
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to_TO
sell_VB
them_PP
to_IN
me_PP
,_,
because_CS
they_PP
were_BED
"_"
innappropriate_JJ
"_"
._.
hmm_UH
._.
._.
._.
._.
so_CS
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you're_???
probably_RB
wondering_VBG
why_WRB
i've_???
wasted_JJ
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5_CD
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lame_???
anecdotes_NNS
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my_PP$
junior_JJ
high_JJ
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._.
good_JJ
question_NN
._.
i'll_???
move_NN
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movie_NN
now_RB
._.
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you_PP
probably_RB
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will_MD
smith_NP
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tommy_NP
lee_NP
jones_NP
(_(
agents_NNS
k_NN
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j_NN
,_,
respectively_RB
)_)
belong_VB
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known_VBN
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divison_NN
5_CD
,_,
or_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
nickname_NN
mib_???
(_(
men_NNS
in_IN
black_JJ
._.
)_)
men_NNS
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black_JJ
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a_DT
reference_NN
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the_DT
black_JJ
suits_NNS
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sunglasses_NNS
the_DT
agents_NNS
wear_VB
,_,
and_CC
they're_???
mission_NN
is_BEZ
to_TO
investigate_VB
reports_NNS
of_IN
alien_NN
landings_NNS
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keep_VB
the_DT
aliens_NNS
under_IN
control_NN
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they're_???
here_RB
on_IN
earth_NN
._.
not_XNOT
to_IN
get_VB
too_RB
technical_JJ
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spoil_NN
the_DT
plot_NN
for_IN
the_DT
6_CD
people_NN
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the_DT
world_NN
who_WP
haven't_HV
seen_VBN
this_DT
movie_NN
,_,
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a_DT
basically-big-roach-type-bug_NN
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a_DT
redneck_NP
farmer_NN
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yard_NN
,_,
inhabits_VBZ
his_PP$
body_NN
,_,
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attempts_NNS
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destroy_VB
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entire_JJ
universe_NN
._.
not_XNOT
bad_JJ
,_,
eh_UH
?_?
(_(
i_CD
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no_DT
idea_NN
why_WRB
i_PP
just_RB
typed_VBN
that_CS
._.
i'm_???
not_XNOT
even_JJ
really_RB
paying_VBG
attention_NN
anymore_RB
._.
)_)
the_DT
special_JJ
effects_NNS
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good_JJ
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dissapointing_VBG
in_IN
men_NNS
in_IN
black_JJ
._.
i_PP
found_VBD
their_PP$
main_JJ
headquarters_NN
to_IN
be_BE
boring_JJ
,_,
as_CS
were_BED
the_DT
"_"
cool_JJ
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"_"
they_PP
had_HVD
._.
the_DT
noisy_JJ
cricket_NN
just_RB
plain_JJ
sucked_VBN
,_,
no_DT
matter_NN
what_WDT
anyone_PN
said_VBD
._.
and_CC
the_DT
movie_NN
definitely_RB
surprised_JJ
me_PP
in_IN
tone_NN
,_,
although_CS
it_PP
probably_RB
shoudln't_???
have_HV
._.
it_NN
's_POS
director_NN
,_,
barry_NP
sonnenfield_NP
,_,
is_BEZ
known_VBN
for_IN
"_"
black_JJ
humor_NN
"_"
,_,
directing_VBG
both_RB
addams_NNS
family_NN
movies_NNS
._.
this_DT
movie_NN
was_BEDZ
basically_RB
a_DT
"_"
black_JJ
comedy_NN
"_"
,_,
not_XNOT
an_DT
action_NN
/_SYM
sci-fi_???
like_CS
i_CD
expected_JJ
from_IN
the_DT
trailers_NNS
._.
don't_DO
get_VB
me_PP
wrong_JJ
on_IN
what_WDT
i_PP
think_VB
of_IN
this_DT
movie_NN
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
not_XNOT
bad_JJ
,_,
i_PP
gave_VBD
it_PP
*_???
*_???
*_???
._.
it_PP
was_BEDZ
mostly_RB
entertaining_JJ
throughout_IN
it_PP
's_BEZ
run_VBN
,_,
and_CC
had_HVD
a_DT
very_RB
good_JJ
ending_NN
,_,
although_CS
i_PP
think_VB
i_PP
was_BEDZ
the_DT
only_RB
person_NN
in_IN
the_DT
theater_NN
not_XNOT
amazed_JJ
by_IN
it_PP
._.
my_PP$
diagnosis_NN
for_IN
this_DT
picture_NN
:_:
a_DT
good_JJ
weekend_NN
rental_NN
,_,
but_CC
not_XNOT
worth_IN
a_DT
movie_NN
ticket_NN
._.
of_IN
course_NN
,_,
the_DT
movie_NN
is_BEZ
now_RB
long_JJ
gone_VBN
from_IN
theaters_NNS
,_,
but_CC
that_CS
's_NNS
beside_IN
the_DT
point_NN
._.
i_PP
think_VB
._.